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Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:46 am

Question time with George Bush
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get
a little PR.

After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy."

And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:

* First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
* Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
* Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
* Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says,"OK, where were we? Oh, that's right,question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions.

* First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
* Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
* Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
* Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriagewhen 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?






* Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And
* Sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:55 am

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

A classic.

In addition to being the antiChrist, the destroyer of all that was perfect in the world before he became president (through a "stolen" election no less), the enemy of the environment, the sole cause of global warming, the enemy of working class, women, liberals, the cause of all suffering in the world, the sole reason that the price of gas is where it is, the cause of 9/11, the one responsible for the Tsunami in Indonesia, the person who directed Hurricanes Katrina and then Rita to the Gulf Coast, the person who spies on every phone call you make and every e-mail you send..... W also kills little children. That's awesome!
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 4:58 am

The funniest jokes about Bush are the ones he makes about himself. (In other words his quotes).

"It should not be taken for granted that The United States and America have a relationship as good as we do today. After all we were at war for 60 years."

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Sat Oct 07, 2006 5:35 am

Funny, but growing old and worn out. About as old as the joke of "if you're mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would that make you?"....kid responds "a Hillary Clinton (or any other politician) fan."
I've seen the same joke replaced with ______ (insert just about any national politician) and slightly different "questions" for that politician, but the punchline is still the same. "Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early and where the hell is _____?"
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 9:04 am

I've got a GREAT George Bush joke....Ready?





























...his administration!

Thank you, good night! Big grin
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Sat Oct 07, 2006 10:27 am

Quoting B777-700 (Reply 4):
...his administration!

lol

Both Funny jokes.. thanks for sharing!
 
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:05 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 2):
The funniest jokes about Bush are the ones he makes about himself. (In other words his quotes).

I like this one: "More and more of our imports come from overseas..."
 
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:35 am

Quoting OlegShv (Reply 6):
I like this one: "More and more of our imports come from overseas..."

Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:40 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 7):
Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.

You are kidding. Aren't you? Wow!
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:53 am

 bigthumbsup 
BTW Did they find Stanley.

regds
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:45 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 8):
Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.

Ok.Ok. How about this one:"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush, interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

[Edited 2006-10-07 19:47:41]
 
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:50 am

Quoting OlegShv (Reply 10):
Ok.Ok. How about this one:"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." --George W. Bush,

A for effort there, George. Shame nobody's buying  Smile
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 5:29 am

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

I was thinking about starting a thread myself but I guess this would do just fine.
Please disregard the first almost 1 min 15 seconds, because I am posting it only for humor.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-vjL6coyXrU
 
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Sun Oct 08, 2006 6:04 pm

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

I don't understand how Bush is still in power. Bad news for the world, good news for people looking for entertainment.

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Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:34 pm

G.W. Jokes, 24/7 365.

Tune to :
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:02 pm

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. "

George W Bush
 
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Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:20 pm

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

That was really good.  bigthumbsup  I have heard something like that before but it was about Tony Blair.

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Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:34 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 13):
good news for people looking for entertainment.

But its great too watch. Just like this one
 
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Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:36 am

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 17):
But its great too watch. Just like this one

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
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Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:03 pm

Quoting Klaus (Reply 18):

lol glad you like it. What is find funny is that he just mentions GWB name and the audience starts laughing
 
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Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:10 pm

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 9):
BTW Did they find Stanley.

5 months later in a garbage can.
 
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:30 am

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 19):
What is find funny is that he just mentions GWB name and the audience starts laughing

It was similar in Germany with Helmut Kohl... he provided such an amount of "real satire" that it was often redundant to make things up for getting a laugh...!  mischievous 

But the video above really has some funny stuff beyond that! Big grin
 
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 1:13 pm

Quoting Pope (Reply 1):
In addition to being the antiChrist, the destroyer of all that was perfect in the world before he became president (through a "stolen" election no less), the enemy of the environment, the sole cause of global warming, the enemy of working class, women, liberals, the cause of all suffering in the world, the sole reason that the price of gas is where it is, the cause of 9/11, the one responsible for the Tsunami in Indonesia, the person who directed Hurricanes Katrina and then Rita to the Gulf Coast, the person who spies on every phone call you make and every e-mail you send..... W also kills little children. That's awesome!

Please tell me you don't believe all of that because it is so absurd!

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 8):
Check the import figures from Canada and Mexico. This was a reasonable statement.

You are kidding. Aren't you?

If you think about it, if imports from Canada and Mexico are going down, then yes, more imports are coming from overseas. It just sounds funny when you don't think about the US' neighbors.
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:47 pm

Not directly a Bush joke but about the latest struggle of the Republican party
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/messaging.html
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:49 pm

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 17):

Hilarious.... that is the best parody I have seen lately.

regds
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RE: George Bush Joke, Enjoy!

Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:15 pm

Quoting VHVXB (Reply 17):
But its great too watch. Just like this one

Oh man, he's really good! Big grin
 
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Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:24 pm

I think Steve Bridges is the best.

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Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:40 pm

Quoting AirTranTUS (Reply 26):

That was great  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
 
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Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:41 am

Quoting AirTranTUS (Reply 26):
I think Steve Bridges is the best.

Haha that's great Big grin

I love the "Some people say I'm arrogant. I say screw 'em" Big grin

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