MYT332
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Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:53 pm

batteries?

It's my brother's 5th birthday today and I got roped into getting up early to put batteries into his toys before school. This set of walkie talkies I got him uses 9V batteries and it just got me thinking back to when I was a kid and how I'd randomly find these 9V batteries in my lego tub and lick them to see if there was anything left in them? It was fun!

Didn't doing that kill somebody once though?

Anyway, batteries then, who dunnit and who has a dirty mind? The replies will tell...  Wink
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:55 pm

I suspect Ian shall be on shortly....
 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:59 pm

Been there, done that, remembered the tingly feeling on my tongue when I read what I knew was comming.

Quote:
Been there, done that, remembered the sensation on my tongue when I knew he was cumming.

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:04 pm

For a minute i thought this had all the makings of a Pe@rson thread. You get more and more like him every day  Wink

Sort of like Pe@rson Lite Big grin
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:04 pm

Yeap tried that, didn't get a sensation but I did get my tongue caught in the mental connections on the end... don't ask how I managed that  silly 

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:14 pm

I stuck my fingers in a light socket once. That gave me a tingle - well, a bloody great shock actually, but the principle is the same Big grin

Where's Ian? Probably down the docks looking for JGPH1A Big grin  stirthepot 

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:16 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:18 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
Where's Ian? Probably down the docks looking for JGPH1A

Well JGP won't be hard to spot that's for sure Big grin

Surely he's seen enough warnings on here to know thats not a good idea. But if an ageing French tranny with too much body hair and smelling of garlic is his idea of a good time who are we to disagree  yuck 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:35 pm

So you get your tingles from toys? Or 9V?
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:41 pm

I've licked a 9V battery before. Wouldn't do it again. Oh for the days as a kid with my electronics set and my chemistry set.

The worst though was when I was messing around with my 1977 Mini Clubman.

I somehow managed to create a human arc between the HT leads/alternator and the chassis. That shock sent me a good few inches off the ground and gave me a funny coloured arm.

 Wink

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:43 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 9):
gave me a funny coloured arm.

Goes well with the horns and the forked tail then Big grin  duck 

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:45 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

He shall henceforth be known as Petit-Pe@rson...  Wink
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:46 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 10):
Goes well with the horns and the forked tail then

Ah, take the piss out of my injury would you!?

Well, I hear that you had a similar accident yourself Sir, whilst messing around with your first car...



 Wink

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:47 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 7):
Well JGP won't be hard to spot that's for sure

I think he's moored at Wharf 7, next to the Queen Mary Wink
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:49 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 12):
whilst messing around with your first car...

Where's the horses then? Big grin

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:50 pm

I licked a 9V battery once when I was a lil tyke. I had no idea it was going to give my tongue a shock. Ouch!
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:57 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 14):
Where's the horses then?

Didn't you eat them?

 Wink

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:03 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 16):
Didn't you eat them?

Only the female ones.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:11 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

All the annoyance, only half the calories.  yuck 

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 13):
I think he's moored at Wharf 7, next to the Queen Mary

Unlike Cornish, I am not reduced to scouring rough sailorly haunts to secure my refined clientele. A discreet call to my unlisted Swiss phone number supported by a bank transfer or bullion shipment - that'll do nicely.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:14 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

All the annoyance, only half the calories.

Still, it has to beat being Gkirk.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:16 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 19):
Still, it has to beat being Gkirk.

Being a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx is still better than being Kirkie !
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:19 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 20):
Being a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx is still better than being Kirkie !

So you're saying PlymSpotter is really better than Kirkie? Hmm, have you seen his hair?  Wink
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:19 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 20):
Being a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx is still better than being Kirkie !

Hang on, I thought Gkirk was Scottish  duck 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:19 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 19):
Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 18):
Quoting Cornish (Reply 3):
Sort of like Pe@rson Lite

All the annoyance, only half the calories.

Still, it has to beat being Gkirk.

Hmmm lets draw a list up of your pluses and minuses Myt.

So far on the plus side I'm struggling to get beyond.

1.) you're not from Scotland.
2.) you're not from Devon
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:20 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 20):
Being a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx

You've met Pe@rson then have you?

 Wink

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:21 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 21):
So you're saying PlymSpotter is really better than Kirkie? Hmm, have you seen his hair?

That's not Kirkie's hair - those are tentacles Big grin
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:21 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 23):
So far on the plus side I'm struggling to get beyond.

1.) you're not from Scotland.
2.) you're not from Devon

3.) I'm what JGPH1A based his signature on.


[Edited 2006-10-10 16:22:55]

[Edited 2006-10-10 16:23:24]
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:22 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 24):
You've met Pe@rson then have you?

I don't know how James could be a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx AND Michael O'Leary's illegitimate love-child, unless there's been some VERY strange interplanetary cross-breeding going on. It's not completely beyond the realms of possibility, however.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:23 pm

Quoting Petit-Pe@rson (Reply 26):
3.) I'm what JGPH1A based his signature on.

What the one he uses on his phonebox card you mean  Wink
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:25 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 28):
What the one he uses on his phonebox card you mean

No, I'm not a whale of a time really..
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:26 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 25):
That's not Kirkie's hair - those are tentacles

My hair is perfectly beautiful, nothing like slimy tentacles  old 

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:27 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 26):
3.) I'm what JGPH1A based his signature on.



Quoting Cornish (Reply 28):
What the one he uses on his phonebox card you mean

Urrgh - advertise as Le Petit Pe@rson ? Hardly like to drum up trade.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:29 pm

Quoting Petit-Pe@rson (Reply 29):
No, I'm not a whale of a time really..

Or the other one that says "Goes down like the Torrey Canyon, and makes as much mess"  yuck 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:32 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 25):
those are tentacles

Oh, TENTACLES - I thought it said............Hehehe Big grin

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:34 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 30):
My hair is perfectly beautiful, nothing like slimy tentacles

Oh. He meant YOUR hair ?  Wink
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:35 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 32):
Or the other one that says "Goes down like the Torrey Canyon, and makes as much mess"

Better than yours: "If you find it cheaper anywhere, double your money back !"
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:35 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 34):
Oh. He meant YOUR hair ?

I wasn't too sure, so I thought I'd better just clarify, don't want there to be a misunderstanding now, lol.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:37 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 27):
I don't know how James could be a single-celled methane breathing amoeba on the frozen gas planet of Xmty!rzx AND Michael O'Leary's illegitimate love-child, unless there's been some VERY strange interplanetary cross-breeding going on. It's not completely beyond the realms of possibility, however.

Well i did suggest in a thread some time back that despite first appearances (one being a spotty student swot and the other being a drunken chav) that actually there are many similarities and perhaps they could have been seperated at birth Big grin
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:38 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 36):
I wasn't too sure, so I thought I'd better just clarify, don't want there to be a misunderstanding now,

Well I did mean your hair but Cornish has the brain of an amoeba and he did cause a misunderstanding! Thick as a pasty he is.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:40 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 35):
Better than yours: "If you find it cheaper anywhere, double your money back !"

yes. Well since you started undercutting everyone............


Anyway aren't we supposed to be insulting Petit-P.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:40 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 37):
(one being a spotty student swot and the other being a drunken chav)

Yes - but which is which ?
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:46 pm

Quoting Cornish (Reply 39):
Anyway aren't we supposed to be insulting Petit-P.

I'm not liking this name, if you have a dirty mind like me, Petit-P is rather insutling.  grumpy 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:47 pm

Quoting Petit-Pe@rson (Reply 38):
Well I did mean your hair but Cornish has the brain of an amoeba and he did cause a misunderstanding!

I have you know my family tree shows us as having a long line of famous literary amoebii not to mention a few nobel science prize-winners  snooty 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:48 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 38):
Thick as a pasty he is.

Well i've had no complaints about it up till now  devil 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:52 pm

I'll have to assume some of you have met each other....
 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:54 pm

Would this be what you're thinking of Alex?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a296/GlobetrottingDan/ruler.jpg

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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:55 pm

Quoting Linco22 (Reply 44):
I'll have to assume some of you have met each other....

Are you mad ?? Why on earth would I want meet this rabble in person. They're contageous for starters  yuck 
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:56 pm

I've had the misfortune of meeting JGPH1A, Skidmarks, Plymspotter and Pe@rson. I offered to meet Cornish in FAB but he was too scared of my greatness and ran away like a girly.

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 45):
Would this be what you're thinking of Alex?

Yes although to measure me you need two of those.   

[Edited 2006-10-10 16:58:49]
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:56 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):

I do it when i help my dad re-battery his guitar pedals.
He had the hilarious idea of asking me to check the charge on a dirty great SQUARE thing, which was way more than 9V.
rarr.
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RE: Who's Licked 9V..

Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:57 pm

Quoting Petit-Pe@rson (Reply 41):
I'm not liking this name, if you have a dirty mind like me, Petit-P is rather insutling.

What even more insulting than being compared to Pe@rson?  Wow!
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