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Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:41 am

Holy crap this woman has issues. She thought the operator was gonna send the cops down to a Burger King because they made her western burger wrong.  butthead   rotf   rotf   rotf 

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:54 am

.....I would think most sane people would wait until AFTER eating Burger King before calling 9-1-1..... vomit 

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 6:58 am

She should have gotten it at Mr. Tasty on Church Street. That's one fantastic burger.

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:01 am

OMG, people are amazing. That is absolutely. I suggest to all read any of Bill Bryson's books (hey Bill, Im your biggesst fan!), hes on a lifelong crusade against stupidity clike this....

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:03 am

OMG, i like totally recognize with that!! I just wanted my whataburger!!

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:05 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 3):
I suggest to all read any of Bill Bryson's books (hey Bill, Im your biggesst fan!), hes on a lifelong crusade against stupidity clike this...

Except perhaps "A Short History of Nearly Everything", as it doesn't really deal so much with the stupid as it does the scientifically unbelievable.

Fantastic writer by all counts, though.
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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:08 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 5):
Except perhaps "A Short History of Nearly Everything", as it doesn't really deal so much with the stupid as it does the scientifically unbelievable.

Fantastic writer by all counts, though

I agree, but in that one he does point out stupid scientists..... Excellent book!

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:16 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 5):
Fantastic writer by all counts,

They made us read and article "Your New Computer" by him in college and it was great! Love the guy.
 
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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:23 am

Quoting Halcyon (Reply 7):
They made us read and article "Your New Computer" by him in college and it was great! Love the guy.

Its in 'Im a stranger here myself', its got a bunch of his magazine artlicles, and theyre all great!!

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:29 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 8):
Its in 'Im a stranger here myself', its

I think I might look up some of his books and buy some. He seems most excellent, like Pat McManus and the type. Now...I suppose I'll start with Amazon.  Smile

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:41 am

Quoting Halcyon (Reply 9):
I think I might look up some of his books and buy some. He seems most excellent, like Pat McManus and the type. Now...I suppose I'll start with Amazon.

Hes coming out with a new one in a couple of days
get all of them, theyre great!! the only books ive ever laughed out loud at! he is the master of dry humour, hell take everyday things and write a sentence or to about them, a classic observation of the normal, and it will be hilarious. I love it!

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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:33 am

I think she's bored and just found something to fill her time.
I was at an hospital some time ago and I could hear doctors being paged on the PA all the time, like

Dr Moore, Dr Tom Moore, 1421

I was pretty close to lifting up the phone and calling 1421 and pretending that I was Dr Moore, and see what comes out of it. Maybe i could get the nurse to give the patient a green tea injection...
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RE: Woman Calls 911 Over Cheeseburger

Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:25 am

Quoting YYZflyer (Thread starter):
Holy crap this woman has issues. She thought the operator was gonna send the cops down to a Burger King because they made her western burger wrong.

This has been around for at LEAST a couple of years..
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