kaddyuk
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9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:52 am

1) Have Sex with whoever you can, whenever you can (unless you are married or in a relationship).
2) Don't stay in relationships you know are wrong - they don't get beter.
3) The safe route is always the boring one.
4) Love (if it is real) beats money and experience in the long run.
5) Until you are about 25, you can do almost anything and survive it.
6) Alcohol causes more regrets than girls or money.
7) The past is a memory, the future is a guess - only the present exists.
8) Don't wait for things to get better - they never do. They just stay the same unless you change them.
9) Worrying what other people think is a tyranny that oppresses your spirit. Fuck 'em!
10) Alcohol and Weed Do NOT mix, one toke and you'll be on a one way train to Chunderville... (Thanks Kyle!)

Very Fitting i belive...

[Edited 2006-10-18 02:04:07]
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speedbird747BA
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:57 am

excellent with thos Kaddyuk....however, may i add the unbreakable rule #10?

Of course i can!

#10) marijuana and alchohol dont mix!! Trust me.....

Cheers,
Kyle
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:01 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
9) Worrying what other people think is a tyranny that oppresses your spirit. Fuck 'em!

That's the spirit Kaddyuk, well said  biggrin !
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:02 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 1):
#10) marijuana and alchohol dont mix!! Trust me.....

Ummmm......that rule is oh-so-breakable.  Smile

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
6) Alcohol causes more regrets than girls or money.

Can't argue with that one.
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:29 am

I dont agree with N.1 , simply because to have sex, you have to try first, and sometimes to try can ruin a date.
Oh, also, bad sex with ugly and stupid girls... unless you have no problems with changing your mind in the middle of the act and thoughtlessly kicking her out of the house. I dont do this.
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kaddyuk
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:41 am

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 4):
I dont agree with N.1 , simply because to have sex, you have to try first, and sometimes to try can ruin a date.
Oh, also, bad sex with ugly and stupid girls... unless you have no problems with changing your mind in the middle of the act and thoughtlessly kicking her out of the house. I dont do this.

The point is, if its on the cards... dont pussy out... make sure you do the deed when its available to you...
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:49 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 5):
The point is, if its on the cards...

How can you tell that Big grin
Girls have this "reputation" thing and they'll hardly give any clear signs. If they're giving "clear signs" then they're most probably just messing with your brains.
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:54 am

My favorite was always "The 11 Rues of Life", which were originally attributed to Bill Gates but actually written by one Charles Sykes. They're posted iin our senior classrooms. Parents on the board will appreicate these:
Rule 1: Life is not fair -- get used to it!

Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping -- they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:27 am

Many years ago, country-western singer Tom T. Hall had a song in which he notes the 4 most important things in life. They were:
Faster Horses
Younger Women
Older Whiskey
and
More Money
 
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:33 am

Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 3):
Ummmm......that rule is oh-so-breakable.

Oh my goodness.....not for me......lets just say, when i woke up, i was in a city 600 miles from my house......oh my goodness.......j/k, I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!

Cheers,
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:38 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
3) The safe route is always the boring one.



Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
6) Alcohol causes more regrets than girls or money.



Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
8) Don't wait for things to get better - they never do. They just stay the same unless you change them.

I can agree with those the most!

But all of them are worth remembering, including No.10 Wink

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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:48 am

I am partial to two guides in my life:

1) Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. *

2) http://www.icdc.com/~dnice/sunscreen.html

*This is why I don't got to nude beaches anymore
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 10:51 am

Quoting Rolfen (Reply 6):
Girls have this "reputation" thing and they'll hardly give any clear signs. If they're giving "clear signs" then they're most probably just messing with your brains.

Haha, thats for sure!

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 7):
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Hmm, I bet you were one  Wink jk

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kmh1956
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:20 am

Quoting ATAIndy (Reply 12):
I bet you were one

I was a semi-nerd. I wanted to be one of the cool crowd, but because I was terrified of the teachers I never fit in with them. I'm no nerd now, though!
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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 11:39 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
5) Until you are about 25, you can do almost anything and survive it.

Don't I know it!  frown 

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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:01 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you

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*I would have added this to my previous post, but I couldn't be arsed.

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RE: 9 Rules Of Life...

Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:06 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 5):
dont pussy out

Pun intended?  Wink  Silly

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 11):
1) Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

That's golden! (Literally  Wink )
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