cxsjr
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Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:41 pm

OK folks, if it were ever made possible, which celebrities would you never tire of slapping? Perhaps have them sitting on the end of your desk at work as an executive stress toy to take out all your woes upon?

I'll start the ball rolling:

1: Sir Terry Wogan
2: Jack Shepherd (plays David Platt in Coronation Street)
3: David Tennant (the current Dr Who)
4: Louisa Lytton (spoilt brat in Eastenders and currently in Strictly Come Dancing)
5: Tom Cruise
6: Andrew Castle (failed tennis player, now on GMTV)
7: Ant & Dec

.... I'm sure I'll think of more but these are this is the top of the list for me!
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:47 pm

Haha I like this topic you started. Way to go Cxsjr!

1. T.O. (Dallas Cowboys reciever)
2. Rev. Jesse Jackson (I am a Christian by the way)
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Diane Finstine
5. The "Head On" annoucer (commercial)
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:11 pm

1. Michael Kors
2. Bill O'Reilly
3. Ann Coulter
4. Dr. Phil
5. The Black Eyed Peas
6. Gilbert Gottfried
7. Andy Dick
8. Carrot Top
9. Larry the Cable Guy
10. The Republican Party
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CO7e7
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:17 pm

I like this post... very creative.....here's my list:

1. Paris Hilton
2. Brittny Spears
3. Kellen Winslow jr. (Cleveland Browns TE)
4. Members of the Senate and Congress!
5. Queen Elizabeth (it would be cool to slap a queen)

-Zaki
 
Mir
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:35 pm

In no particular order:

Paris Hilton
Anyone associated with Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Kevin Federline
Tom Cruise
Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
Greta Van Susteren
The cast of every morning news show on network TV
Kelly Ripa (only took me about three minutes of watching the show to come to that conclusion. Oh, and Regis, you're on notice)

-Mir
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 6:28 pm

Anybody in Corrie
Alonso
Renualt F1 boss
James Allen
Steve Ryder

There are more.

Tom.
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:05 pm

Quoting Cxsjr (Thread starter):
5: Tom Cruise



Quoting Cxsjr (Thread starter):
7: Ant & Dec

 checkmark  Yep. Damn right

I'll leave politicians out as there's plenty who I'd like to slap. Likewise most people associated with the England football team and their WAG as they are too numerous too. But a few more are:

Huw Edwards on the BBC News.
Michael Winner
Anthony Worrell Thompson
Paul Burrell
Noel Edmonds
Jimmy Carr
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:45 pm

Quoting AirbusA346 (Reply 5):
Alonso
Renualt F1 boss
James Allen
Steve Ryder

Alonso....How could you!!! LOL

Renault F1 Boss....mmmm possibly agree

James Allen.... He's a great commentator!!!!!

Steve Rider.......mmmm he's ok but prefer Jim Rosental!!!!

My list

Schumacher  Silly

That's all that comes to mind at the moment. I will edit later
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:47 pm

The Toronto Maple Leafs...

NUFF said....
 
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:09 pm

Paris Hilton (she needs a good ringing slap)
Tom Cruise (the world's foremost expert on....everything?)
Katie Holmes (for obvious reasons)
Dubya (I don't need a reason)
Cletus Federline (see if there are any brain cells in there)
Britney Spears (see "Cletus Federline")
The entire current Bermuda government (not celebs outside of BDA, but trust me....slaps are required!)
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:13 pm

Maurice Cheeks, Billy King, and Chris Webber.
 
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:14 pm

Obiously President Bush but also would include Madonna for her recent adoption stupidity. Some people badly need a few bitch slaps for their lack of respect for others around them.
 
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:57 pm

Quoting Cxsjr (Thread starter):
Tom Cruise

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Quoting STLGph (Reply 2):
Ann Coulter

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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:11 am

My modest list:

Paris Hilton (although she doesn't need a slap, she needs to get the shit kicked out of her)
Nicole Richie (for being afiliated and making up with Paris Hilton and for carrying my first name as her surname (thanks a lot, Lionel!))
Britney Spears (nuff said)
Kevin Federline (see Britney)
Gerhard Schröder (nuff said)
Noël Forgeard (for being a liar)
John Leahy (see Forgeard)
George Dubya Bush (nuff said)
The previous 4 governments of Costa Rica (for being weak and corrupt)
Costa Rican Unions (for ruining the lives of people with their blockades and being too damn powerful)
Tom Cruise (for being a jackass)
Katie Holmes (see Cruise)
Kimi Räikönnen (for bringing his bad luck to Ferrari)
Marco Materazzi (nuff said)
The Italian Football Federation (nuff said)
Italian Sky channel (for having FIFA suspend one of our players for something he didn't do)
Edmund Stoiber (nuff said)
Erich Honecker (see Paris Hilton)
Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley (for helping make Formula 1 boring and for abolishing slicks from F1)
Joseph S. Blatter (for being an asshole)
Cristiano Ronaldo (for being a diver)
Angelina Jolie (for being a jackass)
Brad Pitt (see Angelina)
All celebrities (the rest of the jackasses and those who get married and divorce after a very short time)
Paramount Pictures and UPN (for cancelling Star Trek: Enterprise without letting it end after the usual 7 seasons)
Bill O'Reilly (nuff said)
Michael O'Leary (nuff said)
Frank Lorenzo (nuff said)

The list goes on and on...
 
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:23 am

In the face...

Nancy Grace (repeatedly)
Geraldo Rivera

Not in the face..  mischievous   slaphappy 

Jamie Presley
Stacey Keibler

 Wink
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:28 am

Madonna
GW Bush
Donald Rumsfeld
Dick Cheney
Paris Hilton
Katie Couric
Diane Sawyer
Tom Cruise
Britney Spears
Katie Holmes
 
cornish
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:40 am

Hmmmmm

Quoting Cxsjr (Thread starter):
Tom Cruise



Quoting Mir (Reply 4):
Tom Cruise



Quoting Cornish (Reply 6):
Tom Cruise



Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 9):
Tom Cruise



Quoting TedTAce (Reply 12):
Tom Cruise



Quoting LTU932 (Reply 13):
Tom Cruise



Quoting BigOrange (Reply 15):
Tom Cruise

Shall we form an orderly queue ?  box 
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:06 am

Quoting LTU932 from Germany (Reply 13):


Tom Cruise



Quoting Cornish (Reply 16):
Shall we form an orderly queue ?

.... this is probably unlikely to happen!  wink   duck 
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:14 am

Quoting CO7e7 (Reply 3):

1. Paris Hilton
2. Brittny Spears

You wouldn't be slapping tho would you? Maybe something else?  Wink


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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:45 am

In no particular order...

1. Barbara Walters
2. Paris Hilton
3. Kevin Federline
4. Britney Spears
5. Nicole Ritchie
6. Tom Cruise
7. Oprah Winfrey
8. Wayne Rooney
9. Noel Edmonds
10. Chris "No Talent" Tarrant
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:49 am

My Priority List;

Madonna,
Tony Blair,
Robert Mugabe,
George Bush,
Prince Phillip, (might wake him up)
John Prescott,
Tom Jones, (please, stop trying to sing!!!)
Charlotte Church,

Dan Smile
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:45 am

Quoting STLGph (Reply 2):
10. The Republican Party

On that note...The Democrat Party
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:51 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 18):
2. Brittny Spears
You wouldn't be slapping tho would you? Maybe something else?

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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:15 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 18):
You wouldn't be slapping tho would you? Maybe something else?

yea.. maybe not slapping them But rather knocking the taste outta their mouths!


-Zaki
 
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:31 am

Donald Trump - Now go get a haircut you useless fop.

Oprah - Hint: Fat Scientologist has-been actresses don't need a charity kitchen makeover from you! They need to lose a hundred pounds and go back to work.

Regis Philbin - He's really pretty inoffensive but he could probably use a slap.

Bill Maher - Lots of us favor the legalization (or rationalization) of marijuana, but honestly, smoking it is nothing to BRAG about. It only makes you cool to other potheads, okay.

Rush Limbaugh - I don't know, he just pisses me off.

Ron Belliard - Put that tongue AWAY for Christ's sake! It is revolting!

That'll do for now. I'd like some volunteers to slap every person who has ever been called a "super model" and how about a free lobotomy reversal for people who are fans of super models.
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:43 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 24):
Regis Philbin - He's really pretty inoffensive but he could probably use a slap.

I believe the term is "offensively inoffensive".

-Mir
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:39 am

Quoting CO7e7 (Reply 23):
yea.. maybe not slapping them But rather knocking the taste outta their mouths!

Thats more like it Big grin


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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:44 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 11):
Obiously President Bush



Quoting BigOrange (Reply 15):
GW Bush



Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 20):
George Bush,

Just don't put that on your MySpace profile with a bulls eye graphic around it.

My list:
Kim Jong Il
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Hugo Chavez
Cindy Sheehan
Danny Glover
Brangelina
Andy Reid and the Eagles defense
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:13 am

Not ranked.  Smile


Angelina Jolie
Ann Coulter
Bill Frist
Bill O'Reilly
Brad Pitt
Brit Hume
Britney Spears
Courtney Love
Dennis Hastert
Dick Cheney
Donald Rumsfeld
George Bush
John Ashcroft
Katie Couric
Katie Holmes
Kay Bailey Hutchinson
Kevin Federline
Kim Jon Il
Lance Bass
Lindsay Lohan
LT. Gen. Omar Hasan Ahmad al-Bashir
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Mario Cantone
Mark Foley
Matt Lauer
Nancy Grace
Neil Cavuto
Nicole Ritchie
Oprah Winfrey
Paris Hilton
Pat Buchanan
Paul Kagame
Prince Phillip
Rev. Al Sharpton
Rev. Jerry Falwell
Rev. Jesse Jackson
Rev. Pat Robertson
Richard Simmons
Rick Santorum
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Simon Cowell
Terrell Owens
Tom Cruise
Trent Lott
A certain a.netter.
Blank.
 
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RE: Celebrity Slap List ....!

Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:03 am

-Dr. Phil
-Jessica Simpson
-Paris Hilton
-Brittney Spears

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