cornish
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Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:44 pm

Well I think she is.

First she uses the press by publicly putting out her divorce papers to whip up some sympathy and now she sues them when it backfires.

Now I'm not say Macca is a saint, but she definitely is really quite deranged and scary.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6081050.stm

Cue the "she won't have a leg to stand on" jokes  Wink
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Tue Oct 24, 2006 11:47 pm



 Wink
 
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:47 am

Womans simply a gold-digging one-legged freak!! Big grin

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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:55 am

I wonder if one leg had any advantage when in the bedroom? Hmm.
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cornish
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:57 am

Although given his recent efforts, perhaps him merely singing around the house could be considered reasonable grounds for divorce  Wink
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:58 am

I can certainly think of some interesting positions Alex  scratchchin 

Never know, perhaps she'll go after Andy next  Wink
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:02 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
wonder if one leg had any advantage when in the bedroom? Hmm.

not if its on the top of a bunk bed 

[Edited 2006-10-24 18:02:41]
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:02 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 5):
Never know, perhaps she'll go after Andy next

No the prerequisite isn't to be an old fart, it's to be rich.
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:03 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
I wonder if one leg had any advantage when in the bedroom? Hmm.

Not sure Macca wanted the fake left on during maneuver's, might have upset her - you know - not being completely natural at an intimate time...
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:04 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 7):
No the prerequisite isn't to be an old fart, it's to be rich.

She'll assume he is with the IOM postcode. Then 5 minutes later when she realiese her mistake she'll be demanding one of the Saxos and Andy's treasured collection of thermos flasks as a payoff Big grin
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:04 am

She is a Money Grabbing Tart*  banghead 


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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:07 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 10):
She is a Money Grabbing Tart*



Dan Wink
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:15 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
O RLY

WTF is that all about man?  Confused


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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:17 am

Dan.... Ya Rly.

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 8):
might have upset her - you know - not being completely natural at an intimate time...

Well if that didn't upset her I'm sure him pulling of the leg half way through causing him to go flying across the room may have done.

Quoting Cornish (Reply 9):
she'll be demanding one of the Saxos

Why would anybody want Andy's car? I suspect the inside smells like a nursing home what with his incontinence.
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:24 am



 Big grin
 
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:44 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 12):
WTF is that all about man?

I mean that Lee as in 'of course she is'. I can't be the only one who knew this was bound to happen, the writing was pretty much written on the wall from the start.

Oh, and I quite like looking at the picture of that Owl, so I needed an excuse to post it Wink

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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:49 am

It is sad when any relationship ends. It's too bad that the media just doesn't leave it alone as that is their problem. There are far more serious issues that people should be reading in their newspapers about if they care about their society. Caring about a rich guy and his bad divorces situation is a sorry waste of time and newprint. I just want them to just STFU and keep it in the courtroom.
 
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:29 am

Hmm, I suddenly have Kanye West's "Gold Digger" playing in my head, I wonder why  scratchchin ...
 
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:48 am

Quoting Cornish (Reply 4):
Although given his recent efforts, perhaps him merely singing around the house could be considered reasonable grounds for divorce

Hey! If you're referring to his last album "Chaos and Creation in the Backyard" I'm going to have to disagree with you. It's a great album, I liked it so much it was the first CD I bought in 3 years!

Plus the songs from that album sound great live... I saw him in Vegas last November... It was a great weekend!
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:06 pm

Quoting San747 (Reply 18):
I saw him in Vegas last November... It was a great weekend!

I know Macca has a huge back catalogue, but did he really play for that long?  Wow!
 
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:11 pm

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic ... er ... pathetic



News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped."



"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"



After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.



It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.


Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".



Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless."



Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas, but that was just a stocking-filler.



A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm f--ked, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney."



Finally, a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank

My hands were all a quiver

I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.



These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her shoe.
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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:26 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
I wonder if one leg had any advantage when in the bedroom? Hmm.

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RE: Heather Mills McCartney - Bunny Boiler?

Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:26 am

Quoting Willo (Reply 19):
I know Macca has a huge back catalogue, but did he really play for that long?

 laughing  No, he didn't play all weekend, but he did actually play for over 3 hours, with 2 encores... It was well worth the money...
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