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The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:40 am

Well that's what it says here:  biggrin 
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Isle_of_Man

It has some pretty funny articles on all parts of the UK, apparently Devon, where I live;

"is a thriving region of men and women who do actually say "gar" when they're upset, and of farmers markets where you can buy really tasty lemon curd"  rotfl 

There is some pretty funny stuff on there, it even says Yorkshire is on Mars... so its got to be accurate Wink

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:50 am

Where is Skidmarks when you need him?  Wink


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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:52 am

Perhaps he doesn't actually exist either  Wow!
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:52 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
Where is Skidmarks when you need him?

Watching the Coronation Street Omnibus from monday night.  Wink  duck 
 
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:57 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
Where is Skidmarks when you need him?

In bed!!!  Silly  Wink

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:58 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
Where is Skidmarks when you need him?

Its medicine time, didn;t you know?!
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:05 am

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 1):
Where is Skidmarks when you need him?

Having a glass or 4 of wine with his BACon coleagues

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:10 am

The Tartan Republic Of Scotchland was invented in 1994. Not many people know that Scotland was once a separate island, that used to have a much cooler time hanging with California and Vietnam in the Indian Ocean. Contrary to popular belief, the people of Scotland do not fight the English. They merely slaughter them brutally and potato sack them.

It is worth noting that it would be very difficult, nay impossible, for Scotland to be hanging around in the Indian Ocaen and then drift SOUTH to join England. Thus, proof of Scottish BADASSNESS. And Loch Ness.

While most English people don't care about Scotland, or anyone else because they're selfish bastards, Scotsmen go on wishing they would have nothing to do with England. The English are attempting to fight back the possible Scottish invasion, by trying to close it. Parliament are discussing taking this measure so it can then be re-opened as a visitor centre, and propose to do carry this out when no-one is looking.

Scots get on well with the Welsh and Northern Irish - other nations of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland - who also get missed out by the English at every opportunity they can take because the English are posh snobby pieces of pish.

Again, it is worth noting that the population of England is almost 4 times the population of all the other Celtic nations put together, although 5/4 of the English population were mistakes or immigrants.

Said to be the true birth-place of Chuck Norris.

Read more: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scotland

 rotfl 
 
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:12 am

Quote:
The island's economy comes mainly from tax refugees, and docking the tails off cats.

Ah, so that's what Skiddy does for a living then...
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:13 am



I like the map of the British Isles too  silly 
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:24 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 9):

Where's the Midlands.  cry   cry   cry   cry   cry   cry 

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:25 am

I hate to tell you this, but you just became Denmark Wink
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:33 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 2):
Perhaps he doesn't actually exist either

Would NOT surprise me. It is hard to believe someone like that actually lives in this planet. Mars, perhaps? Maybe he actually lives in Yorkshire.
 
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:01 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 11):
I hate to tell you this, but you just became Denmark

You WHAT!!!!!!!!!

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:09 am

Now for the USA:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/USA

Quote:
America originally stood for "Under Saudi Arabia," and was first discovered by a group of travelling car salesmen from Luton.

Sounds about right actually  Wink
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:30 am

or Canada


"The world sees Canada as America's dorky half brother, (although Canada sees the USA as a retarded cousin.) Canada and the USA share a common mother, that being England, but while America's father was apparently Jesus, Canada's was France. While little brother Canada may not be able to throw the ball as far as its "cool" older half-brother America, Canada can at least find itself on a map (of course, Canada finds itself by locating the USA and going north, much like Mexicans find America by locating Mexico and going north"

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Canada

we are way more interesting in the uncyclopedia

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:44 am

The U.S. is a "united" commonwealth populated by Republicans and illegal immigrants. Americans claim that their nation is favored by God, an allegation God vehemently denies.

 rotfl 
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:51 am

I did some looking into that website. Very funny and crazy. Defenitely worth a look if you need some laughs.
 
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:33 pm

I always though Skiddy was fictional...

Oh super, they place Norway in Scotland...  grumpy 

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:55 pm



Found Andy...
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:27 pm

For your information, peasants, I was watching "Rome" on the telly and picking up a few hints for carrying out rape and pillage from the Goths!! When we invade England (we won't bother with Scotland, they're shit enough as it is) we will plunder and destroy everything!! Big grin

Yorkshire is on Mars?  wideeyed  So THATS why I only met my dad twice!! Big grin

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:30 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 20):
When we invade England (we won't bother with Scotland, they're shit enough as it is) we will plunder and destroy everything!!

Been there, done that...

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Anyway, it appears the isle of man is still there...


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[Edited 2006-10-27 08:33:51]
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:35 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 21):
Been there, done that...

Signed
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You're next on the list!!  devil 

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:39 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 22):
You're next on the list!!

Is the list as big as your "Island"?
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:43 pm

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 23):
Is the list as big as your "Island"?

Must be by now, the amount of people he has on there, off A.net.

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:47 pm

And this is one of the many things it says about Cornwall:

Cornwall

Main hideout for the race of pixies known as the 'Cornish.' The Cornish are believed to have masterminded some of the world's major disasters, including the Cheese Famine of 1823 and the Abba Disaster of 1987, during which 'Dancing Queen' played continuously for a period of five days throughout all of The United States of America.

 rotfl  Marvellous.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cornwall
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:53 pm

So, all we have to do is find the pregenitor of all these scandalous lies and beat him/her to a pulp!!  devil 

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 23):
Is the list as big as your "Island"?

Bigger, wanna join it? Big grin

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:57 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 21):
Anyway, it appears the isle of man is still there...



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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:59 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 26):
Bigger, wanna join it?

Yeh, ill feel special then

being on an old mans most wanted list!
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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:09 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 22):
You're next on the list!!

Just bring it, you will be on your way back to Britain within a few minutes wearing a pair of clogs and sitting defeated in your new IKEA furniture...  Wink Big grin

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:50 pm

That is a great website.

Check out the man in the moon.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Man_in_the_moon

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:14 pm

"Danmark, also known as Legoland, is a floating island on the North Antarctic Ocean. It is often mistaken for the capital of Sweden. That is wrong. The capital of Sweden is actually Norway. Denmark is, in fact, the capital of IKEA. Also not to be confused with Benmark.

Someone in Denmark once sketched a cartoon of somekind of prophet or something. The middle east rejoiced in appreciation, and tourism quickly tripled. Danish inns, hotels, hostels and discount supermarkets now estimate approximately 7 overnight stays per year. "

 Big grin Hilarious!

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RE: The Isle Of Man Does Not Exist

Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:33 pm

I found this on that site...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Boeing

Quote:
Boeing 757 or 7373737 Following the frazier crane mantra "If less is more, just think how much more more would be", boeing decided to capitalise on the success of the 737 by taping three of them together and calling it the 757.



Quote:
ex Air New Zealand 737-200 being mated with lufthansa and southwest airframes to construct a B757

 rotfl 

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