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Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:44 am

With the whole "99% of anet: what's a gf?" joke aside, ever since I've gotten a gf and the only nickname I could come up with is Jennibear becuase her name is Jennifer. I tried and tried to come up with a uniquie aviation nickname any ideas?
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:50 am

Quoting KLM672 (Thread starter):
Nicknames You Call Your Gf  

Cheating Whore.
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:56 am

Your my beautiful Whalejet
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:56 am

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 1):
Cheating Whore.

Oh I see you've met my last girlfriend, tell her I say hi.

My current girlfriend who I've been with for about three years, I just call her "dear," but then, I call most girl's dear. I don't really do the nicknames myself. But if you want an aviation nickname for her, if she's big you could always call her "heavy."  Wink
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:01 pm

Quoting NeilYYZ (Reply 3):
Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 1):
Cheating Whore.

Oh I see you've met my last girlfriend, tell her I say hi.

And My Ex wife.

I think Forrest Gump did it best:

"Jennnneeeeeeee"

After the Curtis Jenny  Wink
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:09 pm

You know you're addicted to A.net when...

Quoting KLM672 (Thread starter):
I tried and tried to come up with a uniquie aviation nickname

keeps you up at night.  Smile
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:14 pm

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 1):
Cheating Whore.

Such strange nicknames you folk have out in the boonies....

Quoting KLM672 (Thread starter):
With the whole "99% of anet: what's a gf?" joke aside, ever since I've gotten a gf and the only nickname I could come up with is Jennibear becuase her name is Jennifer. I tried and tried to come up with a uniquie aviation nickname any ideas?

How about Beluga? I think she'd like that.

Or perhaps you could pick one based on the resemblance of her facial expressions to airplanes
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:15 pm

Jumbo..........

Well, I'll try it tonight
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:16 pm

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 5):
You know you're addicted to A.net when...

Quoting KLM672 (Thread starter):
I tried and tried to come up with a uniquie aviation nickname

keeps you up at night.

Too true!  Silly All I can say is that I hope she is also interested in aviation, in which case you might look into buying her a snowglobe to go with her new nickname.
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:17 pm

Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 6):
Such strange nicknames you folk have out in the boonies....








 Wink
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:22 pm

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 2):
Your my beautiful Whalejet

Yeah, try calling any woman ANY name with even the hint of the word "whale" in it and see what happens!  tombstone 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:40 pm

How about "Three holer"?

 Wow!  duck   rotfl 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:43 pm

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

Ive heard of DP.... but TP? Dang!

 Wink
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:48 pm

Widebody??

fill


fill



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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:51 pm

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 12):
Ive heard of DP.... but TP? Dang!

You Ammature.
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:52 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 14):
You Ammature.

Care to fill me in? Or shall I get the grapefruit spoons?
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:54 pm

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

Best one so far..
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:59 pm

As long as you don't start trying to refer to her in aviation terms.

"You can fit eight in her first class cabin."
"She's flown too many miles, time to retire her."
"It's really tight in here."
"Thousands of people have been in her."
"She's late? Uh oh..."
"I have to bend over just to get inside."

And so on and so forth.

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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:01 pm

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 15):
Care to fill me in? Or shall I get the grapefruit spoons?

LMAO......soooo funny and graphic.

I recall sometime ago in the past during a ground school session when my instructor compared an occulded front with a sexual encounter...anyone know what I am talking about?
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:08 pm

Quoting YWG (Reply 18):
occulded front with a sexual encounter...anyone know what I am talking about?

Have you ever been in a turkish prison?
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:49 pm

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

Nice 

Used to call my GF 'B'. I called her that, she called it back, so was a mutual thing. Quite nice actually.

[Edited 2006-10-27 09:50:34]
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:06 pm

Or simply

"Jennibear 230Heavy" Where 230 stands for the weight in pounds. You can use kilos instead  Wink
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:18 pm

You could call her Runway ** depending on how long her landing strip is?

BTW...


Would make it much easier. Big grin
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:03 pm

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

That's great... and I like MD11's too  Wink
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:58 pm

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 22):
You could call her Runway ** depending on how long her landing strip is?

And then request a landing clearance  Wink
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:00 pm

Quoting NeilYYZ (Reply 3):
Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 1):
Cheating Whore.

Oh I see you've met my last girlfriend, tell her I say hi.

LOL... sounds like my ex-gf... Oh hang on, could we be talking about the same person?

When talking to friends, I sometimes refer to my wife as the 752... A slim beauty with good engines, works hard, energetic, can go long distances or short, reliable, doesn't cost much to maintain, earns a lot and spends sensibly.

Don't fall for the MD90s... anorexic with big engines and only good for banging! Bwahahahaha

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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:06 pm

'Skydrol' just for the special ladies in my life "it burns, it burns ahahahgghh!

[Edited 2006-10-27 12:10:43]
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:33 pm

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 24):
And then request a landing clearance

And then taxi to the hanger for a D check.
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:39 pm

Quoting Texan (Reply 17):

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

Classic
 Silly
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:30 pm

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 5):
signed 99% of A.net

luckily not me

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 22):
see how long her landing strip is

lmao

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 24):
request permisiin to land

 rotfl 
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:03 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 24):
And then request a landing clearance

Well, but you might end up having to slide out of the rear exit once the trip is over.

Texan
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:22 am

I dunno about a nickname, but the basics of jet turbine operations well describe my wife:

Suck
Squeeze
Bang
Blow
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Sat Oct 28, 2006 5:33 am

Quoting Texan (Reply 30):

Well, but you might end up having to slide out of the rear exit once the trip is over.

Yes and often major thunderstorms just above the airport forces you to divert to another airport

[Edited 2006-10-27 22:33:39]
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:27 pm

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 32):

 rotfl 
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:24 pm

My most recent ex called me "landing strip" because of a personal grooming choice I like to make when I go to the salon... *eye roll*
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:20 am

Quoting AirPacific747 (Reply 32):
Yes and often major thunderstorms just above the airport forces you to divert to another airport

If you're just out for fun, you might be doing a lot of touch and go landings.

Texan
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:32 am

Quoting Texan (Reply 35):

If you're just out for fun, you might be doing a lot of touch and go landings.

 bigthumbsup 
 
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RE: Aviation (?) Nicknames You Call Your Gf

Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:52 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 11):
How about "Three holer"?

Lol! That was just I was thinking!
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