NoUFO
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Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:08 am

As a true gentleman I can't go into detail, but my little adventure tonight involved a rented executive helicopter, a spoiled brad (brat?) called "Pitt", one ominous suitcase, two H&K guns and a large Pizza order from the Italian guy next door.

Angelina Jolie used my foot bath.

As a true gentleman (see above), I volunteered to help, and she was showing me her tattoos as a thank you.

Any suggestions what to do with my foot bath now? I could bronzing it and offer it to the newly reopened Bodemuseum, sell it on Ebay or just wash it out with phenol.

P.S. She has very nice feet, and she can pick up pencils with her toes.
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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:10 am

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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:15 am

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....
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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:15 am

Quoting NoUFO (Thread starter):
Any suggestions what to do with my foot bath now?

I think you should try and get it signed... Then sell it...
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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:15 am

What the hell are you on about?
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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:18 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 1):

TedTAce is just jealous.

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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:27 am

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 3):
I think you should try and get it signed... Then sell it...

Get it signed? How un-gentlemanlike. Plus, she left a couple of minutes ago.

BTW, she flew on an Eurocopter EC 155B1 with two Turbomeca Arriel 2C2. Nice sound.  Smile
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Daleaholic
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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:28 am

Well dish the dirt, how do her feet smell?
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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:35 am

Quoting Blackbird07 (Reply 2):
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....

I'm impressed if you manage the three in that order...

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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:38 am

Quoting Blackbird07 (Reply 2):
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot....

I second that...

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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:42 am

Quoting Daleaholic (Reply 7):
Well dish the dirt, how do her feet smell?

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jamesbuk
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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:47 am

I think the true question is, Why do you have a footbath at work?

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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 7:56 am

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 9):
I second that...

Ditto... this thread is f'd up...
 
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RE: Angelina Jolie Used My Foot Bath!

Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:06 am

Uh..isn't she in India making her next movie?

And what have you been smoking? Must be some good s*it!  biggrin 

As far as this thread goes...

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