As a true gentleman I can't go into detail, but my little adventure tonight involved a rented executive helicopter, a spoiled brad (brat?) called "Pitt", one ominous suitcase, two H&K guns and a large Pizza order from the Italian guy next door.
Angelina Jolie used my foot bath.
As a true gentleman (see above), I volunteered to help, and she was showing me her tattoos as a thank you.
Any suggestions what to do with my foot bath now? I could bronzing it and offer it to the newly reopened Bodemuseum, sell it on Ebay or just wash it out with phenol.
P.S. She has very nice feet, and she can pick up pencils with her toes.
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