Coz
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:18 am

How you all have missed me!

Some of you have even resorted to buying purple sex toys to replace my company. I must say, I am flattered, but hardly surprised.

I suggest you all welcome me back, or I'll have to begin spewing insults at each and everyone of you, and you know how painful that can be!
 
AsstChiefMark
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:22 am

I'll be damned?

Mark
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BMIFlyer
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:23 am

Jesus Christ      


(Welcome home)  


Lee

[Edited 2006-11-02 01:29:56]
Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
 
LHMark
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:23 am

So much for the remission....


Welcome back, Coz.
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andessmf
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:28 am

Who the hell are you?

Should I be concerned?

Should someone cue in the cargo bay?

Is this Bush's fault?
 
AsstChiefMark
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:39 am

How The Hell Did TheCoz Get 1380 Posts In 1 Week?

I know all about the Superthread, but multiple people were posting in that. How did he all of a sudden get all the posts to himself?



Blast from the past.

Mark

[Edited 2006-11-02 01:52:09]
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carmenlu15
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:56 am

In related news, the collective level of coolness of the A.net membership decreased sharply.

Welcome back, I guess...  Wink
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
Springbok747
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:00 am

Cool...you're back. Are u still cool?
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Leezyjet
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:04 am

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
How you all have missed me!

Am I missing something, who the f*ck are you ?.

Welcome back anyway.

 Smile
"She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"
 
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:04 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 5):
How The Hell Did TheCoz Get 1380 Posts In 1 Week?

I dunno, but at least somebody has out-posted AerospaceFan Wink

Well, I don't remember who you are Coz, but hello anyway wave 

Dan Smile
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Queso
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:11 am

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
I suggest you all welcome me back, or I'll have to begin spewing insults at each and everyone of you, and you know how painful that can be!

I'll beat you to it: Coz, you are a totally destroyed, blown-out rental trailer tire.
 
carmenlu15
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:36 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Who the hell are you?

Does it actually matter?  Wink

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Should I be concerned?

I'd be more concerned about important things such as watching paint dry and the like.

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Should someone cue in the cargo bay?

Nah, a smashed mailbox will do:



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Is this Bush's fault?

Of course, Article 31, Section B, Paragraph d) of the Airliners.net constitution establishes that all events must be blamed on George W. Bush and his policies (or lack thereof).
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
MattRB
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:48 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Should someone cue in the cargo bay?

It's not in my little bag of tricks..

Will this do?

Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible.
 
CastleIsland
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:08 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Who the hell are you?



Quoting Leezyjet (Reply 8):
Am I missing something, who the f*ck are you ?.

Buncha n00bz.



You're a plastic penguin pirate, Coz.
"People don't do what they believe in, they just do what's most convenient, then they repent." - Dylan
 
Garri767
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:17 am

Welcome back coz, you are officially an ashtray full of cigarette butts.


Two wrongs may not make a right, but three lefts do!
 
Queso
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:24 am

Has anybody ever self-deleted after a single post? Here's your big chance to be in the record books, Coz! I know, you're probably running out of usernames by now, TheCoz, God, Aircraft, Coz.......what am I missing?
 
Garri767
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:26 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 15):
what am I missing?

 scratchchin  COZumel?  Wink
Two wrongs may not make a right, but three lefts do!
 
ShakeZulaNJ
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:37 am

It's not bird strike, it's engine suck...
 
TedTAce
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:55 pm

What happened to "Aircraft"?

Does your pu$$y hurt?

PS, Coz, you are a rented plane crashed in the woods.
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carmenlu15
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:08 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 18):
What happened to "Aircraft"?

Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
Coz
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:15 pm

Thank you all for the welcomes so far!

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 5):
How The Hell Did TheCoz Get 1380 Posts In 1 Week?

Maybe I could post the script I wrote on my website so we could all have a competition to beat that record!

Whad'ya think moderators?  hyper 

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 3):
So much for the remission....

Yes, and once again the endocrine system of A.net kicks back into high gear! Thank you for the welcome LHMark, glad to hear you enjoy the yoga classes  Wink

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Who the hell are you?

I am the bacterium who keeps the tonsils of A.net going! That's right!!1

You smashed helicopter motor!



Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 6):
the collective level of coolness of the A.net membership decreased sharply

For those of you who aren't cool, here are some pointers.

A.net members: Girls like it when you do awesome karate moves in front of them, especially when you first meet them. It sets a cool first impression that lasts a very long time. Make sure your glasses don't fall off in the process though, cause that can be a real deal breaker.

Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 7):
Are u still cool?

Well yes siree doodle neighbor!

Quoting Queso (Reply 10):
Coz, you are a totally destroyed, blown-out rental trailer tire.

That is absolutely unacceptible! I may be a blown out tire, but I am most certainly not rented!

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 13):
You're a plastic penguin pirate, Coz.

Ha ha, a penguin with a wooden leg. ha ha. I had to save that one.

Quoting Garri767 (Reply 14):
Welcome back coz, you are officially an ashtray full of cigarette butts.

Yep, I can accept that...

Quoting Queso (Reply 15):
you're probably running out of usernames by now, TheCoz, God, Aircraft, Coz.......what am I missing?

Nothing will stop me. Eventually I will be forced to move to using numbers.

Quoting ShakeZulaNJ (Reply 17):







 
dl021
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:17 pm

You were gone?









 Wink Welcome back!
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KevinL1011
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:22 pm

Blow me Pal!

Stop posing! You can never equal the real Coz. I've met him and you're nothing but a
lavender butt plug!



And...BTW, It's THE Coz moron!
474218, Carl, You will be missed.
 
RAPCON
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:33 pm

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
I suggest you all welcome me back, or I'll have to begin spewing insults at each and everyone of you, and you know how painful that can be!

Welcome back! How was jail? Did you have to toss salads regularly?
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:15 pm



Welcome back, Coz.  Wink
 
carmenlu15
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:29 pm

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 24):
(747LCF cargo bay pic)

And the only two people who care are Coz himself and... er... um... eh... any ideas?  Confused
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
mika
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:40 pm

Lol, that new cargo bay is not up to par with the old one..there are actually people in it who care. Big grin
 
Kieron747
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:19 pm

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
How you all have missed me!

Of course we missed you Steve!

The beer-run trip reports have been sorely missed too!  Wink

Anyway, you still are a broken cellphone.


 Wink
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Queso
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:21 pm

Quoting Coz (Reply 20):
You smashed helicopter motor!

That is totally uncool. That is a picture of a smashed inkjet printer, you fool! It's not a picture of a helicopter motor!
 
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:00 pm

Is this person famous,if so somone should of told me,i have a spare red carpet,
a bunch of flowers i found in somones back garden and a welcome back sign,saying how long are you staying for this time!!!!! lol

i dont know you and you dont know me but welcome back anyhow.

dave
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:04 pm

Quoting Express1 (Reply 29):
i dont know you and you dont know me but welcome back anyhow.

Shouldn't worry Dave.

TheCoz/God/Aircraft/Coz is famous for posting lame jokes, trip reports, and pictures of prolapsed rectums.

If you thought some of the threads in Non.Av very pertty low, they're about to get a hell of a lot lower!  Wink

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IAH777
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:07 pm

I was so shocked to hear the news, I steered my car into a bridge support. Now, my precious Delta 88 is just a big Coz.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v501/CAL764/swfwy.jpg
 
mainMAN
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:08 pm

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
Some of you have even resorted to buying purple sex toys to replace my company.

Well, I don't know who you are, but I've got an overwhelming desire to go buy a sex toy now.  blush 
 
Jamie757
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:09 pm

Welcome back, I look forward to many more cool threads like this one....

http://www.airliners.net/discussions...n_aviation/read.main/894497

 

Rgds.

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Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:11 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 25):
And the only two people who care are Coz himself and... er... um... eh... any ideas?

John Leahy perhaps?  duck 
 
jamesbuk
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Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:19 am

Ah shite, and i justt was beggining to think this place was safe and YOU turn up.

Well someones gotta flood Non-av with more useless stuff!

Rgds --James--
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Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:22 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 4):
Is this Bush's fault?

Yes, definitely. EBIL BOOSH ! EBIL COZ ! EBIL CHEMISTRY SET !
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YWG
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Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:36 am

Quoting Coz (Thread starter):
How you all have missed me!

Some of you have even resorted to buying purple sex toys to replace my company. I must say, I am flattered, but hardly surprised.

I suggest you all welcome me back, or I'll have to begin spewing insults at each and everyone of you, and you know how painful that can be!

Did I miss something, but who in the blue f*ck are you?

I guess 4 years of computer engineering REALLY can fry your social skills.

In any case....welcome back?
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Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:42 pm

Quoting Mika (Reply 26):
Lol, that new cargo bay is not up to par with the old one..there are actually people in it who care. Big grin

Those 2 people make it even funnier

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 38):
Lol, that new cargo bay is not up to par with the old one..there are actually people in it who care. Big grin

Sick...
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srbmod
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:25 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 39):
Sick...

If people weren't sick, we wouldn't need penicillin.

Oh, and Kirkie, for screwing up the quoting (What you quoted me as saying was actually from someone else in Reply 26):

 
Coz
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:55 am

Quoting DL021 (Reply 21):
You were gone?

Nonsense, you're speaking out of your butt, sir.

Quoting KevinL1011 (Reply 22):
You can never equal the real Coz.

You may be correct, but I'm still the A.net SEXY BEAST!

Quoting Mika (Reply 26):
..there are actually people in it who care

See, I told you I'm cool. There are even people in my cargo bay.

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 30):
If you thought some of the threads in Non.Av very pertty low, they're about to get a hell of a lot lower!

 checkmark 

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 31):
I was so shocked to hear the news, I steered my car into a bridge support. Now, my precious Delta 88 is just a big Coz.

Hey now, that's still a pimp ride. If it still drives, you may still be able to pick up some fat chicks who live out in the boonies.

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 36):
CHEMISTRY SET !

How dare thee throw such insults! I am extremely offended now.

Quoting YWG (Reply 37):
Did I miss something, but who in the blue f*ck are you?

YOU BURNT SOFA!!!




You're all chemistry sets!

THAT'S RIGHT!

 
JGPH1A
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:01 am

Quoting Coz (Reply 41):
I am extremely offended now.

My work here is done.
Young and beautiful and thin and gorgeous AND BANNED ! Cya at airspaceonline.com, losers
 
PlymSpotter
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:32 am

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 38):

Whoever adapted that top photo in your post is one sick bastard, several people died in that crash and I don't find it funny to use it in this way  Yeah sure
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Coz
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:48 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 43):
Whoever adapted that top photo in your post is one sick bastard, several people died in that crash and I don't find it funny to use it in this way

Ha, ha. Look how mad you get.  laughing 
 
PlymSpotter
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:36 am

Quoting Coz (Reply 44):
Ha, ha. Look how mad you get.

Incorrect, there is a broad line between disgust and annoyance. Evidently you obviously are unable to distinguish between them.
...love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...
 
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AirPacific747
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:40 am

Who the fu*k is that sucker that started this thread?

[Edited 2006-11-04 02:41:00]
 
Coz
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:09 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 45):
Incorrect, there is a broad line between disgust and annoyance. Evidently you obviously are unable to distinguish between them.

Don't you threaten me puny Spaniard earthling! I need not distinguish, as I am both equally disgusting and annoying, and that's where your fallacy lies. You also forgot to use a comma in certain places.

 praise 
 
luv2fly
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:21 am

He does have a damn cute dog though!
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
PlymSpotter
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Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:24 am

Quoting Coz (Reply 47):
You also forgot to use a comma in certain places.

I have possibly overlooked it's use in one place, but that's rather circumstantial anyway. Alas I am no puny Spaniard, so please direct your complaints to A.net HQ, the flag just won't change!

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