dc10s4ever
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JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:14 am

Ok I was just having some drimks and I thought that after a birld takes off does he think in his head "V2, posi-rate feet up". What does turbulence feel like to a bird. Does a sparrow expieience wake turbulece from buigger birds? How does a bird adjust for a cross wind landing? Can a bird tell the difference from a clean car and a dirty one? (I think so). Does a bird hace TCAS?
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:17 am

I think you've had about enough to drink. And yes, a bird does know the difference between a clean and dirty car.
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:22 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
I think you've had about enough to drink

No i have not, I still have booze left.

Quoting NeilYYZ (Reply 1):
And yes, a bird does know the difference between a clean and dirty car.

I think tey are a conspiracy with the car wash companies feeding birds x-lax so they can get more money when I have to pay $25 to get my car washed
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:28 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Having some drinks and typing is more like it.  drunk 

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Does a sparrow expieience wake turbulece from buigger birds?

That depends. Is it an African or European sparrow? And again, with the drinking and typing thing.
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:40 am

Does a large bird fly be large bird be looking like think. Good night again when off? I they can disting for so, but why would a large bird behink. Good experience? I think. Good night Does a large bird has just taken think so so so somethink. Good enough to drink bird why would a bird behink birds has just taken off? I the large bird between and a clean dirty car, but also somethink you has just take think. Good night Does a bird why think. Good night also so, but why think. Good night Does a clean.

 Wink
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:42 am

Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 4):

Youch, I've had just 1 pint tonight and that's just messed with my head  faint 

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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:56 am

Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 4):
Does a large bird fly be large bird be looking like think. Good night again when off? I they can disting for so, but why would a large bird behink. Good experience? I think. Good night Does a large bird has just taken think so so so somethink. Good enough to drink bird why would a bird behink birds has just taken off? I the large bird between and a clean dirty car, but also somethink you has just take think. Good night Does a bird why think. Good night also so, but why think. Good night Does a clean.

??? Oh come on. Is not thank dinked
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:02 am

Miss Hooters driving you to drink, eh?
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:05 am

You are under arrest for Posting While Intoxicated.
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:07 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):

Not just those things that are amazing but the damn bird flies without an engine! Think about it, don't hurt yourself now.
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:28 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Ok I was just having some drimks and I thought that after a birld takes off does he think in his head "V2, posi-rate feet up". What does turbulence feel like to a bird. Does a sparrow expieience wake turbulece from buigger birds? How does a bird adjust for a cross wind landing? Can a bird tell the difference from a clean car and a dirty one? (I think so). Does a bird hace TCAS?

You got the acronym "TCAS" correct.

That means you have not drank nearly enough.

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 9):
Not just those things that are amazing but the damn bird flies without an engine!

Not to mention, no stewardess to bring it coffee! The horror!
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:34 am

Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 10):
no stewardess to bring it coffee!

I thought they were there for my safety - and to help buckle my seatbelt  Wink
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:37 am

If a million pigeons were inside a 747......


Gawd I wish could remember who started what very well have been this sites all time funniest thread.
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:39 am

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Ok I was just having some drimks

That "No Sh**" statement of the night brought to you by Macallan Single Malt Scotch...

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
What does turbulence feel like to a bird. Does a sparrow expieience wake turbulece from buigger birds?

I would guess no, because there are no required / predetermined flight paths. So directly following another bird would be very rare.

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
How does a bird adjust for a cross wind landing?

Turn 90º and land upwind.

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
Does a bird hace TCAS

Yes, Terrestrial Cat Avoidance System
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:45 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 13):
Macallan Single Malt Scotch...

BS!!!!!! If he has any taste, he will put down that junk and grab a bottle of Stella or some Jack Daniels.

Or maybe some Hennessy Cognac.....mmmmmm......

Cheers,
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:49 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 14):
BS!!!!!! If he has any taste, he will put down that junk and grab a bottle of Stella or some Jack Daniels.

Or maybe some Hennessy Cognac.....mmmmmm......

Good lord, don't put ideas in his head....he's pissed now!!!
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:53 am

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 15):
Good lord, don't put ideas in his head....he's pissed now!!!

Whos pissed? I dont think our drunk thread starter here is currently capable of being pissed. I dont think hes capable of anything at all right now.

Cheers,
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TNNH
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:54 am

that was funny dude. the wake turbulence bit.

if anyone gives a shit, im doing a similar thing. was supposed to go to a black tie benefit at the met tonight to meet a girl i like, but my buddy/wingman is stuck in traffic on the taconic coming home from albany. thing ends at 12 and i really dont want to show up alone, so im doing shots of patrone and drinking blue moons. im also emailing my boss (not good idea!) and reading reviews of the borat movie (good idea!).

over and out

TNNH
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:56 am

Quoting TNNH (Reply 17):
so im doing shots of patrone

 bigthumbsup 

Good Stuff!!!

Southern Comfort with a Pepsi chaser...  cheerful 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:04 pm

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):

At least when you post drunk, you don't make a total ass outta yourself like I do.

Two words: DRINK WATER.
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:09 pm

Oh man, this thread has got me thinkin.......

A smirnoff Ice twist with sour apple....ooooohhhhhh baby!

some guiness! guiness!! im in heaven......


Cheers,
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:29 pm

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 20):
some guiness

Well, you're not only underage, you can't even spell Guinness. I'm the beer Nazi, so you lose.  Wink
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:31 pm

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 20):

No beer for you...
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:52 pm

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 14):
Or maybe some Hennessy Cognac...

Dude, you're in high school and you drink Hennessy??? Fuck man, go get some college student to sell you some warm Natty Ice.

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 16):
Whos pissed? I dont think our drunk thread starter here is currently capable of being pissed. I dont think hes capable of anything at all right now.

Suggest you look up the British meaning of "pissed."

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 20):
A smirnoff Ice twist with sour apple....ooooohhhhhh baby!

 no 
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Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:53 pm

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 22):

You cant taake it away from me!! you cant...........
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:22 pm

hmmm.....not sure bout the wake turbulence but im sure it must have some sort of traffic avoidance system......have u seen a flock of birds flying and they dont hit each other?????hehehe

according to ZK- SUJ theres bird ATC as well....'sparrow 1, number2 make a full stop landing due wake turbulence seperation from the landing albatross'

aah the wonders of drinking, i tell u!!.....i bet you einstein came up with the theory of relativity whilst completely rat arsed!! haha

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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:28 pm

ducking frunk... I'll join ya...
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:31 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 21):
Well, you're not only underage,

Not in several European countries.  Big grin  bigthumbsup 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:56 pm

I'm having a few Kokanees myself and this thread has me wondering:

Are there wake turbulance behind a gaggle of geese? Would a sparrow have to worry about it?

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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 3:17 pm

What, already drinking? That's not fair, I still have to work tomorrow!  Sad

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Thread starter):
JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Doesn't seem like... Big grin
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 4:15 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 19):
At least when you post drunk, you don't make a total ass outta yourself like I do.

 confused 

...thinking about your Hooters girl again...Jesus H. Christ.  no 
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:30 pm

Quoting Dc10s4ever (Reply 2):
I think tey are a conspiracy with the car wash companies feeding birds x-lax so they can get more money when I have to pay $25 to get my car washed

What the hell are you doing paying $25 for a car wash? That's your first problem. I've never spent more than $8 for one.

I'm getting off work in 30 minutes and I want a beer sooo bad. Mega thirsty. I was so tired after last night I passed out after 1 beer, I want to drink at least 4 or 5 tonight before heading to bed.
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:38 pm



 Wink

Kieron747

PS. Birds are aware of wake turbulance and slipstream, one reason for formation flying is to utilise slipstream thus conserving energy in flight.  Smile
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:05 pm

Quoting Kieron747 (Reply 32):





It's already Friday night here & I'm on my second Bitburger!
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:54 pm

Quoting Matt D (Reply 12):
If a million pigeons were inside a 747......


Gawd I wish could remember who started what very well have been this sites all time funniest thread.

That honor goes to Sushka.
If A 747 Were To Have 100,000 Pigeons In It... (by Sushka Feb 7 2002 in Civil Aviation)
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TNNH
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:26 am

party last night went well. so many hot chicks. damn!

anyway, im going to try and get laid tonight. good luck to y'all

TNNH
 
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RE: JUst Having Some Drimnks And Thinking

Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:29 am

DCs,

This isn't going to be one of those threads where you disappear and everyone goes into a frenzy worrying about you, is it?

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