speedbird747BA
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The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:32 am

[FLAMESUIT]

Since Coz has returned from whereever he was, and since I don't know him, and Since he said he is the A.net SEXY BEAST, I have made this thread to basically say:

I AM THE A.NET SEXY BEAST!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers,
Kyle

[/FLAMESUIT]
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MYT332
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:42 am

Great if you're gay or a woman. To me you're just a nobhead.  Smile
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9V
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:42 am



 Big grin
 
speedbird747BA
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:10 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 1):
Great if you're gay or a woman. To me you're just a nobhead.

 Wow! Hehehehehe, nah, Im not gay and Im not a woman. Whats a nobhead?

Cheers,
Kyle
How long do I have to climb, up on the side of this mountain of mine?
 
Cadet57
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:14 am

Quoting 9V (Reply 2):

I DONT LIKE SPAM!




 Wink
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Go3Team
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:17 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 3):
Whats a nobhead?

Oh boy.
Yay Pudding!
 
speedbird747BA
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:41 am

Quoting Go3Team (Reply 5):
Oh boy.

Did you miss the sarcasm?

Cheers,
Kyle
How long do I have to climb, up on the side of this mountain of mine?
 
PlymSpotter
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:49 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 1):
Great if you're gay or a woman.

Er, did I miss something Alex  Wow!  cry 

Dan Smile
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FJWH
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:01 am

Dude, it's probably me that's one of the HOTTEST A.Net members around!  Smile
I mean, every other week I have another girl. And the funny thing is that:

1) i'm really NOT lying
2) never had a soa
3) I do use extra desinfecting mouthwater
4) My nickname is the PUSSYMAGNET (also true)

:D. So, what about an "The HOTTEST A.Netter Contest" ?? ;P

FJWH Smile
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Duff44
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:06 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Thread starter):

Since Coz has returned from whereever he was, and since I don't know him, and Since he said he is the A.net SEXY BEAST, I have made this thread to basically say:

I AM THE A.NET SEXY BEAST!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So... do we need a 'Sexy Beast' battle royal or something to determine this?

Talk to me when they get the 'sexy woman' version going...  bigthumbsup 
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atct
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:09 am

Im just damn sexy!


Get in my belly!!!


ATCT
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FighterPilot
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:15 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 9):
Talk to me when they get the 'sexy woman' version going...

I hear that! Big grin

Cal  airplane 
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Coz
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:38 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Thread starter):
Since Coz has returned from whereever he was, and since I don't know him, and Since he said he is the A.net SEXY BEAST, I have made this thread to basically say:

I AM THE A.NET SEXY BEAST!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blasphemy! Blasphemy!

Speedbird's girlfriend.



"Do these shorts make me look fat?" Big grin
 
Queso
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 10:04 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Thread starter):
[FLAMESUIT]

Since Coz has returned from whereever he was, and since I don't know him, and Since he said he is the A.net SEXY BEAST, I have made this thread to basically say:

I AM THE A.NET SEXY BEAST!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers,
Kyle

[/FLAMESUIT]

This whole damned thread is off-topic! INCLUDING the thread-starter!
 
andessmf
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:06 am

Quoting Coz (Reply 12):
Speedbird's girlfriend.

At least he has one!  duck 

Quoting Coz (Reply 12):

"Do these shorts make me look fat?"

You forgot to add the picture of you salivating over the woman...

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Thread starter):
I AM THE A.NET SEXY BEAST!!!

Doubtful. I have more qualifications for that.
 
QFA380
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:12 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 9):

Man I'm at school!!! Some kid yelled out 'Oh Ben you dirty shit head, looking at fat porn.'

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 14):
Quoting Coz (Reply 12):
Speedbird's girlfriend.

At least he has one!

I'd prefer no girlfirend that that one.
 
andessmf
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:20 am

Quoting QFA380 (Reply 15):
I'd prefer no girlfirend that that one.

But from what little I have gathered about the 'Coz', there are two things that come to mind.

1. That's about as good as he can get.
2. He likes them that way (He had the picture after all)
 
EWS
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:30 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Thread starter):
I AM THE A.NET SEXY BEAST!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Lew
 
baylorairbear
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:21 pm

Pardon me while I interrupt my hiatus.

There is no doubt among any of us who the sexiest person on A.net is. That title was bestowed upon me many, many moons ago. It is non-transferrable, non-deferrable. I suggest this thread now be locked, as there are no further avenues to pursue.

Of all the people, Speedbird747BA, you should no better. Tsk, tsk.  no 

BAB
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andessmf
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:37 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 18):
There is no doubt among any of us who the sexiest person on A.net is. That title was bestowed upon me many, many moons ago. It is non-transferrable, non-deferrable. I suggest this thread now be locked, as there are no further avenues to pursue.

I think Speedbird is claiming that his status is as granted by the members of the opposite sex, not the same sex. I have no doubt that plenty of male a.netters find you attractive (not me), but Speedie and I are fighting over the attraction the opposite sex has for us.

As to me, I find it difficult to walk the streets or go to parties, as the females there keep undressing me with their eyes.
 
baylorairbear
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:50 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 19):
As to me, I find it difficult to walk the streets or go to parties, as the females there keep undressing me with their eyes.

My friend, at work today, I was dragged aside by a feral mob of women, bound, then tethered to a bedpost, and forced to endure countless acts of sexuality perpetrated against my man-penis.

BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
andessmf
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:29 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 20):
My friend, at work today, I was dragged aside by a feral mob of women, bound, then tethered to a bedpost, and forced to endure countless acts of sexuality perpetrated against my man-penis.

Isnt that against your principles? Or do you have any?  biggrin 

See, women usually dont attack me, because someone as attractive and successful as I am makes me seem mostly unapprochable. My own personal financial success simply means that I have to watch myself, as there are plenty attracted to the whole package they see.

That's when their 'appetite' after someone like me walks by gets opened up, and the first sap that walks by then gets to reap the benefit of what I have wrought.

So, you're welcome!
 
BHMNONREV
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:31 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 20):
My friend, at work today, I was dragged aside by a feral mob of women, bound, then tethered to a bedpost, and forced to endure countless acts of sexuality perpetrated against my man-penis.

And then you woke up....
 
baylorairbear
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:36 pm

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 22):

And then you woke up....

 Wow! I suggest you pole our community! I already have.  Wink

BAB
I'm just skipping stones...
 
BHMNONREV
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:07 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 23):
I suggest you pole our community! I already have

My sincerest condolences to those in the A.net community who have been "poled" by BAB, unless you're into that sort of thing of course. Sounds like a frightening experience, one I would not wish to have inflicted upon myself....  duck   wink 
 
baylorairbear
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:10 pm

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 24):
Sounds like a frightening experience, one I would not wish to have inflicted upon myself...

Believe me, mate, you'll never find yourself on my list. I favor those persons bearing a vagina.

BAB Big grin
I'm just skipping stones...
 
andessmf
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:16 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 25):
I favor those persons bearing a vagina.

BTW, it doesn't count when you have to pay to obtain 'services'!

 duck 
 
BHMNONREV
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:58 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 25):
Believe me, mate, you'll never find yourself on my list.

Jeez, you don't know what kind of relief I'm feeling right now. Certainly a load off of my mind... Big grin

But for the sake of discussion, how would one go about procuring your services, in an effort to have a piece of the BAB "experience"??  eek 
 
MYT332
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 5:44 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 7):
Er, did I miss something Alex

Yes, that fact I think he's a retard. I don't bat for the other side you monkfish!
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kazzie
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:54 pm

I think JPGH1A is a Sexy Beast.
Bazinga punk.
 
PlymSpotter
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:02 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 28):
I don't bat for the other side you monkfish!

That's got to be the best insult I've heard for ages  rotfl  Big grin

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 29):
I think JPGH1A is a Sexy Beast.

This is without a doubt  Wink
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MYT332
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:37 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 30):
That's got to be the best insult I've heard for ages

I think its effective and not exactly offensive. Unless you're a monkfish who happens to be reading this.

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 30):
I think JPGH1A is a Sexy Beast.

This is without a doubt

That has to be the most horrifying thing I've read so far today.
One Life, Live it.
 
EWS
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 7:38 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 31):
Unless you're a monkfish who happens to be reading this

With hair like that?!  Wow!   

Lew   

[Edited 2006-11-06 11:38:16]
 
kazzie
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:38 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 30):
This is without a doubt

Dude, at least strike out the sexy part! Eww EWW!!!

Love you really jonni  Wink
Bazinga punk.
 
MYT332
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:40 pm

Quoting Kazzie (Reply 33):
Dude, at least strike out the sexy part! Eww EWW!!!

At least we all get to laugh at both Dan and Jonafon! Init gud!
One Life, Live it.
 
kazzie
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:42 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 34):

At least we all get to laugh at both Dan and Jonafon! Init gud!

Pwopar!!!
Bazinga punk.
 
express1
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RE: The Official A.net Sexy Beast!

Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:44 pm

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Thread starter):

sexy beast ''MY ARSE''!!!!!!!


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