9V
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Useless Advice

Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:16 am

I quite often give car drivers directions and then, after they've moved off, realise that I've sent them down a bike-only route, so I can give as good as I get.

What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?
 
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RE: Useless Advice

Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:20 am

Quoting 9V (Thread starter):
What useless advice have you been given (or handed out) recently?

A guy on the train today asked me.... "How do I get to the Humber Bridge, when I arrive in Hull?"

I replied "You'll need to get a taxi"


He thought I was takin the piss  sarcastic 



Lee
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RichardPrice
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RE: Useless Advice

Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:26 am

Ive been stopped by motorists before asking directions to a nearby town, and for some reason I have that town and another local one mixed up mentally so I give directions to the second town.

Thats got to really piss some of those drivers off.
 
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RE: Useless Advice

Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:24 pm

When I send someone to the Wrong address by mistake when they ask for directions only to realise a few minutes later  Smile
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Shinkai
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RE: Useless Advice

Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:34 pm

"THE PROBLEM WITH YOU IS YOU NEVER LISTEN"

thats what my teacher told me and i think its quite a useless advice.
please relax, enjoy your flight... Good Luck!!

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