gocaps16
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Party Pranks; The Top Shelf

Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:43 pm

According to the urban dictionary, a top shelf is When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet. This is usually done as a party prank or as a method of smiting one's enemies. It's a real pain to clean out, stinks like hell, and makes the toilet flush brown for days.

Really good stuff, has anyone ever done something like that?
 
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RE: Party Pranks; The Top Shelf

Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:12 pm

I haven't done anything nasty like that myself. But in high school i was friends with a lot of farmers, a few being pig farmers. Well one of them happened to be a big name in pig breeding (harvesting semen from them). And he was able to get a hold of some...and it was winter. He spread the stuff on the door handle and windshield of a couple people he didn't like. I found it really nasty, but he thought it was hilarious
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RE: Party Pranks; The Top Shelf

Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:05 pm

Quoting GOCAPS16 (Thread starter):
When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet.

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Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 1):
Well one of them happened to be a big name in pig breeding (harvesting semen from them). And he was able to get a hold of some...and it was winter. He spread the stuff on the door handle and windshield of a couple people he didn't like.

 vomit 
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RE: Party Pranks; The Top Shelf

Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:20 pm

Quoting GOCAPS16 (Thread starter):
a top shelf is When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet

I've always known it as an "upper deck". Or you could take a dump in the sink, fill it with some water, and call it a "turtle farm".

Funny as hell.
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RE: Party Pranks; The Top Shelf

Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:55 pm

Quoting AGC525 (Reply 3):
've always known it as an "upper deck". Or you could take a dump in the sink, fill it with some water, and call it a "turtle farm".

HAHAHAHA!!!! Good one
 
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RE: Party Pranks; The Top Shelf

Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:31 pm

Quoting AGC525 (Reply 3):
Or you could take a dump in the sink, fill it with some water, and call it a "turtle farm".

That's awesome, American ingenuity at it's best. Top Shelf, Upper Deck, and Turtle Farm. I have so much to learn.
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RE: Party Pranks; The Top Shelf

Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:33 pm

Find a spittoon that you have filled up from Copenhagen and mix it with sweet tea so it looks like tea. Then serve it to whoever you want to mess with. Watch them puke their guts out. Its funny as Hell.

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RE: Party Pranks; The Top Shelf

Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:06 pm

Are these party pranks.......I thought Party Pranks were different  biggrin 
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