tmatt95
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Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 12:44 am

At around 9:00pm I will be logging off A.net and heading out of the building.... to go to a night club. I have no idea how to dance. Can anyone help me with some groovy moves?

Matt

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MYT332
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:04 am

Quoting Tmatt95 (Thread starter):
Can anyone help me with some groovy moves?

Heard of the Macarana?
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808TWA
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:13 am

What about the birdy song....doesn't everyone know that one?
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tmatt95
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:31 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 1):
Heard of the Macarana?



Quoting 808TWA (Reply 2):
What about the birdy song....doesn't everyone know that one?

ROFL LOL thanks for the help Big grin
Matt
P.S... Is the robot a good dance move?  Wink  Silly
 
aerobalance
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:41 am

Quoting Tmatt95 (Reply 3):
P.S... Is the robot a good dance move?

Just do it!
"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
 
EasternSon
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:13 am

Bite your bottom lip and continually pump your elbows toward your hips while stepping side-to-side.

We call this the "white-boy shuffle."

Don't forget to grunt every once and a while.
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MDorBust
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:17 am

Quoting Tmatt95 (Thread starter):
I have no idea how to dance. Can anyone help me with some groovy moves?

Just a hint.... You spend way too much time around computers if you think a forum can teach you how to dance. Oh, and FPS games... they don't turn you into a soldier either.
"I KICKED BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON" - Alex McIlveen
 
IAH777
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:22 am

Quoting Tmatt95 (Thread starter):
Dancing Tips

I usually go with US$5 for a stage dance and US$20 for a lap dance. Folding the bill in half, length-wise will allow you to better insert it between the thong and her hip. Try not to tip in loose change.

Hope this helps.
 
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:03 am

Quoting Tmatt95 (Thread starter):
Dancing Tips

It sounds like you need to have a few too many drinks. But be careful. You mustn't be the first one to get wasted. Let all your mates go first. Then, you follow on. That way, they will have been too drunk throughout your escapade, to remember anything you did in the morning. That makes it a lot easier for you, as you won't have much damage control to do.

BAB
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tmatt95
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:05 am

Quoting EasternSon (Reply 5):
Bite your bottom lip and continually pump your elbows toward your hips while stepping side-to-side.

We call this the "white-boy shuffle."

Don't forget to grunt every once and a while.

ROFL, will remember that one Big grin

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 6):
Just a hint.... You spend way too much time around computers

I am all right at the moment but when Microsoft Sam becomes my new best friend.... I will then know it is time to move away from the keyboard  Wink  Smile

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 7):

I usually go with US$5 for a stage dance and US$20 for a lap dance. Folding the bill in half, length-wise will allow you to better insert it between the thong and her hip. Try not to tip in loose change.

Hope this helps.

ROFL LOL
 
9V
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:10 am

Quoting Tmatt95 (Thread starter):
Can anyone help me with some groovy moves?

Just follow this video...  Wink

 
strasserb
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:13 am

Quoting Tmatt95 (Thread starter):
Can anyone help me with some groovy moves?

Try to look coool ...



Good luck!

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cosec59
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:19 am

Or try this
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san747
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RE: Dancing Tips

Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:21 am

Don't worry, I know exactly how you feel, for such a long time, I didn't know how to dance, but all of a sudden, I just kind of unconsciously got it. It's pretty simple- just move along with your partner.

I never realized that (or at least couldn't do it), but I finally got it, and now, I'm a playa on the dance floor! Big grin Another thing to keep in mind is to move with the beat. That seems obvious, but a lot of guys can't do that. Time your moves with the beat, and you'll at least LOOK like you know what you're doing...
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