copaair737
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I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:50 pm

This person is the Capo di Tutti Capo of dumbasses.
This honestly happened today.
I would have put it in AndesSMF's thread, however, this one is in a class of its own.
I have very little in common with my coworkers. Honestly, its like living on a different plane with these people.
So today, I decide maybe I'll be friendly and make conversation.
I walk up to two people who are flapping their gums instead of working and say "did you guys see the election results from yesterday...stunning."
and one person looks at me and says "I don't watch TV, so following something like that just doesn't interest me."
Then she goes on to say that the reason Bush invaded Iraq was to finish what his dad (Bush 41) started.
Then, the stupid person gets into the convo.
He looks at her and says "Who was George Bush's dad?"
And she said "George Bush."
he argued w/ her for a little bit b/c I guess he didn't grasp the concept of this.
and the guy says, and I'm not making this shit up:
You mean George Bush is George Bush's dad?
And he was amazed.
and he was serious.
i just wanted to slap the idiot with a big fish.
he then says "I don't watch TV, so I wouldn't have known that."

The idiots are taking over. Scary deal.

-Copa
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:00 pm

Quoting Copaair737 (Thread starter):
The idiots are taking over. Scary deal.

ROTFL where was this guy living in the past 15 years? I must congratulate with him if he doesn't watch only TV to keep updated, but using this an excuse for his ignorance deserves him one thousand of bitch slap.
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:00 pm

Quoting Copaair737 (Thread starter):
The idiots are taking over. Scary deal.

What's scarier is that they out number us  eek 

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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:01 pm

Here I was thinking you had found where Coz lives.
 
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:40 pm

Quoting Copaair737 (Thread starter):
Honestly, its like living on a different plane with these people.

You live on a plane?  Wow!  Wink

Quoting Copaair737 (Thread starter):
i just wanted to slap the idiot with a big fish.



Quoting Copaair737 (Thread starter):
he then says "I don't watch TV, so I wouldn't have known that."

Who needs school when you can get educated by the TV eh?  Yeah sure

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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Thu Nov 09, 2006 8:47 pm

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):

You just can't beat a good bit of Python can you Big grin

The number of idiots is very scary, fortunately most of them work in McDonald's, so we know roughly where they are Wink

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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:04 pm

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 5):
You just can't beat a good bit of Python can you

Did you not see what happened in the video?

Beating a python... with a fish Big grin

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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:17 am

giving this thread a bump.

-Copa
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:21 am

Quoting Copaair737 (Reply 7):
giving this thread a bump.

You wanna be careful fella, The Mods will be on your tail as bumping breaks rule 19!  Wink

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copaair737
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:27 am

Wasn't aware of that. I joined some time back, and I haven't read the rules since.
Didn't know Bumping was banned.

-Copa
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:44 am

Well, you can't blame the guy...I mean, if he doesn't watch the show, how should he know who George Bush is? I mean, some of us don't get cable and can't waste our time and money on this tv trivia!  wink 

Anyway, can you give me this guy's phone number? I have some seriously amazing beachfront property in Oklahoma to sell him, and I think he'd be really interested.
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copaair737
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:49 am

Quoting N229NW (Reply 10):
Anyway, can you give me this guy's phone number? I have some seriously amazing beachfront property in Oklahoma to sell him, and I think he'd be really interested.

Why give you the chance to make some money off this tool???
I have a beachfront compound in Wyoming!!!  Wink Great price too.
I think I'm going to just try and trick this guy all the time. He is a complete moron.

-Copa
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C, and Cocaine
 
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:12 pm

I sure as hell hope this person does not vote!!
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RE: I Have Found The Stupidest Person Alive

Mon Nov 13, 2006 1:34 pm

What I find truly frightening is this person and his ilk probably voted. he may have canceled my informed vote or even added to it, either way, scary.
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