kmh1956
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Global Orgasm?

Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:45 pm

What will they think of next? How does one put in for a vacation day for this?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061120/ap_on_fe_st/peace_orgasm
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miamiair
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:57 pm

You gotta love the peaceniks from San Francisco...

Where do they come up with this stuff???
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cfalk
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:02 am

Quote:
The couple have studied evolutionary psychology and believe that war is mainly an outgrowth of men trying to impress potential mates, a case of "my missile is bigger than your missile," as Reffell put it.


GlobalOrgasm.org Mission Statement

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

     

[Edited 2006-11-20 16:04:37]
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MDorBust
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:12 am

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 2):
Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran

Is Artie by chance a founding member?
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civ4b2fan
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:17 am

people need to get a life
 
miamiair
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:28 am

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 3):
Is Artie by chance a founding member?

The orgasmizers may very well be his parents
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desertjets
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:36 am

If done properly it could relieve a lot of global tension. If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there.
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SlamClick
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:40 am

"everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace."

With all due respect, anyone who can "focus on" world peace or their golf swing or anything else unrelated is not having an orgasm.

But hey, give it hell!
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cfalk
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:47 am

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 6):
If done properly it could relieve a lot of global tension. If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there.

As I understand it, their supposed to be going at it too. I don't think the big-O is supposed to be limited to masturbation Big grin

On another note, they should coordinate with all the radio stations in the world that they should all play at the specified moment, the Beatles' "Come Together"

If you're into Gospel, "Oh, Come All Ye Faithful" might work too.
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captaink
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:39 am

Well I don't mind support this call for world peace.. HAHAHA
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san747
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:50 am

Quoting Captaink (Reply 9):


Well I don't mind support this call for world peace.. HAHAHA

Yeah, really! Why is everyone complaining here? Who wouldn't sacrifice a couple minutes of their time for this noble cause?  Big grin
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Thom@s
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:56 am

Quoting San747 (Reply 10):
Who wouldn't sacrifice a couple minutes of their time for this noble cause?



Quoting San747 (Reply 10):
minutes



Quoting San747 (Reply 10):
minutes

Speak for yourself buddy...  Wink

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Banco
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:59 am

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 8):
I don't think the big-O is supposed to be limited to masturbation

So they aren't just a bunch of wankers then?  Wink
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Thom@s
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:01 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 12):
So they aren't just a bunch of wankers then?

You're playing with fire there with a username like yours...  Wink

Thom@s
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kmh1956
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:04 am

Quoting Captaink (Reply 9):
world peace

...or world piece, as the case may be...
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Banco
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:07 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 13):
You're playing with fire there with a username like yours...

I am? Well, that's a hell of a lisp you've got...  Wink
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David L
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:11 am

I take it the women will be starting the day before.
 
sw733
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:51 am

I'm all for world peace...


Now I have to see if my girlfriend is too

Quoting David L (Reply 16):
I take it the women will be starting the day before.

HAHAHAHA...flippin' fantastic

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AsstChiefMark
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:56 am

I'd rather see a massive orgy held in Golden Gate Park. Just imagine. Tens of thousands of people whacking, fingering, sucking, blowing, leaking, and excavating each other. The world would definitely take notice of that. People would be talking about for decades to come.

Better yet, they could make a two-hour video of the event and sell millions of DVD's for $99.99 each.

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 8):
On another note, they should coordinate with all the radio stations in the world that they should all play at the specified moment, the Beatles' "Come Together"

Actually, there are two Beatles songs that would be more appropriate:

"Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey"

Come on come on, come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on take it easy
Come on take it easy
Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey

The deeper you go, the higher you fly
The higher you fly, the deeper you go
So come on come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on make it easy
Come on make it easy.

Take it easy, take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey



"Happiness is a Warm Gun"

She's not a girl who misses much
do do do do do do, oh yeah

She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multi-colored mirrors on his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down

Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun
Mother Superior jumped the gun

Happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (oh, yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (oh, yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (oh, yeah)
Because, (happiness) is a warm gun, mama (bang bang shoot shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang bang shoot shoot)

Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun
Happiness (bang bang shoot shoot)

Well don't you know that happiness (happiness) is a warm gun, (is a warm gun, yeah)


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yooyoo
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:59 am

Quoting David L (Reply 16):
I take it the women will be starting the day before.

 rotfl   rotfl 

I've just finished my practice round. I should be near perfect cum that special day.
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RE: Global Orgasm?

Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:06 pm

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 6):
If done improperly there will be a bunch of pissed off wives/girlfriends out there.

But where oh where are we gunna find that many black guys?
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