andessmf
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:09 am

OK, so there seems to be (finally) more women joining the ranks here. So I thought, if this were a dating contest, why should they pick me?

pros;

- 6'-1", 185 pounds
- I can dance
- Make good money, 17 years in same job
- Have a nice house
- Proven that I can commit to children
- Bilingual
- In 13 years of knowing my wife, she has never complained about my 'performance' abilities.

cons:

- married

Next!
 
777236ER
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:16 am

Uh, what? There's pleanty of porn on the internet. Go for it.
Your bone's got a little machine
 
EWS
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:17 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):
- In 13 years of knowing my wife, she has never complained about my 'performance' abilities.

13 Years without sex? Yikes!  stirthepot 

Lew
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:19 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 2):
13 Years without sex? Yikes!

Bastard...  grumpy 
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:20 am

Pros:

Smart enough to know that a site where 90% are gay, isn't the best place to sell myself...

Thom@s  Wink
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:22 am

Pro's:
I am not BMIflyer


That should do it  Wink
 duck 
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andessmf
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:23 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Pro's:
I am not BMIflyer

But you are Gkirk...
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:24 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
Smart enough to know that a site where 90% are gay, isn't the best place to sell myself...

6' 6" tall, athletic, pilot, size 15 shoe size and well hung.

Cheers,
Blair Big grin
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:24 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):
pros;

Well my beautiful long ginger hair for a start Big grin
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:25 am

I am Superfly.


Nuff said.
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:28 am

Quoting YWG (Reply 7):
Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
Smart enough to know that a site where 90% are gay, isn't the best place to sell myself...

6' 6" tall, athletic, pilot, size 15 shoe size and well hung.

I forgot to add in the "LOL" after Thom@s's quote, and just realized how gay this error just made me look. I assure you all, I am about as straight at they get.
Contact Winnipeg center now on 134.4, good day.
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:29 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):
cons:

- married

not accetable, didn´t pass

Next contestant?  arrow 
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Tom in NO
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:29 am

More women are showing up here for one reason: they know that the vast majority of a.net males are either 1) underage 2) gay or 3) married.....so they know they're not as likely to get hit on here  duck  .....

Oh, and yes, somehow without having to advertise myself on a.net or on any other internet site, I was able to find a wife.....  wink 

Tom at MSY
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:29 am

I am three feet tall, have a twelve inch tongue and can breathe thru my ears...
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IFEMaster
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:31 am

PRO: I'm not like the other guys above, in that I'm not going to sell myself to a.net women.

Oh, wait...that's an oxymoron. Dammit! Oh well...

Delivering Anecdotes of Dubious Relevance Since 1978
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:32 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 11):
Next contestant?

Hi there

Signed
AirPacific747

Quoting YWG (Reply 10):
I forgot to add in the "LOL" after Thom@s's quote, and just realized how gay this error just made me look. I assure you all, I am about as straight at they get.

 relieved 

Thom@s
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:33 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 11):
not accetable, didn´t pass

Next contestant?

Well, (un)fortunately, married life has done wonders for me, so I can't say I would be this good now if it wasn't for the wife. You should see my before and after pictures, even she and others have been surprised at the improvements.
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:34 am

Pros: I'm fluent in Spanish and English and German is my native language. I'm from Hamburg, so that means I'm an FC St. Pauli fan and I know a few great places to party or simply have a good time. I like flying and want to have a frequent flyer card as soon as I'm back in Germany.

Cons: I'm overweight, too shy, haven't gotten any "experience" in over 24 years, I'm negative in nature, haven't gone to the beach in over 12 years and haven't flown in over 9 years.
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:34 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 13):
I am three feet tall, have a twelve inch tongue and can breathe thru my ears...

 laughing   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

pelican
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:38 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 16):
You should see my before and after pictures

so share with us Wink
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:43 am

I'm more interested in the girls telling us what they want in a man, not what the guys have to offer.

So, ladies, lay out the criteria and we'll see if any of the members measure up.
"The only people for me are the mad ones...." Jack Kerouac
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:45 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Pro's:
I am not BMIflyer

cons:
I love Sheep!

signed,
GKirk
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:45 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 13):
I am three feet tall, have a twelve inch tongue and can breathe thru my ears...

No wonder your better-half always had a smile on her face in BHM!!!  Smile

All due respect though, I think you might need to have your height checked again at your next Dr.'s appointment.
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:45 am



 Wink
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:00 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 19):
so share with us

I might just do that. A few days ago, the wife showed an old picture of me to my daughter, with the phrase of 'Look how ugly daddy used to be'...
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:05 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):
In 13 years of knowing my wife, she has never complained about my 'performance' abilities.



Quoting EWS (Reply 2):
13 Years without sex? Yikes!



Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 3):
Bastard...

I cannot believe you were dumb enough to walk into that one.  rotfl   rotfl 

Me, well, pros:

I'm male
I'm experienced
I'm a gentleman

Cons:
You'll never forget me  devil 

Andy  old 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:06 am

Quoting EasternSon (Reply 20):
So, ladies, lay out the criteria and we'll see if any of the members measure up.

ok, as you wish Wink

shoudn´t be:
- unfaithful
- liar
- hidden bisexual

should be:
- positive
- bit egoistic
- romantic
- open minded
- erudite
- witty
- taller than me
hobbies as planes, computers, internet, travelling are more than welcomed

 Wink
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:07 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 26):
should be:
- positive

Damn, there go my chances.  Sad
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:08 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 25):
I cannot believe you were dumb enough to walk into that one.

A few years ago, I would have done it even more.

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 26):
ok, as you wish

Crap! already married...
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:08 am

Quoting EasternSon (Reply 20):
So, ladies, lay out the criteria and we'll see if any of the members measure up.

LOL, I can just see it now.....
-must NOT own webcam
-must have friends: Other than those with usernames
-must have ability to socialize in the open world.
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:10 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 25):
I cannot believe you were dumb enough to walk into that one.

 rotf  Im suprised nobody beat me to that one!

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 26):
shoudn´t be:
- unfaithful
- liar
- hidden bisexual

Hey im sure i can make a well hidden lesbian..! Infact i could be a lesbian dinosour.. a lickolottopuss! Big grin

Lew  goodvibes 
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:13 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 30):
Hey im sure i can make a well hidden (ugly) lesbian

I am pretty sure of that one, too!
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:13 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 31):
I am pretty sure of that one, too!

My Turn...

Bastard..  grumpy 
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:15 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 26):
should be:
- positive
- bit egoistic
- romantic
- open minded
- erudite
- witty
- taller than me
hobbies as planes, computers, internet, travelling are more than welcomed

Fits perfect to me (assumed you're not taller than 1.90m).

Patrick

PS: Are you blonde by any chance?  Wink  Silly
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:15 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 26):
shoudn´t be:
- unfaithful
- liar
- hidden bisexual

should be:
- positive
- bit egoistic
- romantic
- open minded
- erudite
- witty
- taller than me
hobbies as planes, computers, internet, travelling are more than welcomed

Yirina,

I proved my heterosexuality at a truth-telling contest just last week. The glass is always half-full. I am awesome, and will sweep you off your feet. I have a diverse knowledge, and am accepting of, all peoples language, ethnicity, religion and sexual preference. I have a razor sharp wit and am 6'2".

I make my living in aviation, but consider it more of a hobby, as I enjoy it so.

But, alas, my lovely Czech Rose, you are too late. I have already taken a vow of marriage to the love of my life just four weeks ago. I am bound and faithful.

But, that just makes you want me more, doesn't it?
"The only people for me are the mad ones...." Jack Kerouac
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:24 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 33):
PS: Are you blonde by any chance?

sorry, but more than 10 years I prefer the black  Yeah sure

Quoting EasternSon (Reply 34):
I have already taken a vow of marriage to the love of my life just four weeks ago

Congratulation and enjoy your life Wink
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:25 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 25):
Me, well, pros:

I'm male
I'm experienced
I'm a gentleman

Cons:
You'll never forget me

Don't forget:

Pros:

The viagra pills are kinda expensive, so we can't do it too often...


Thom@s  hyper 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:27 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 35):
Congratulation and enjoy your life

Dismissed so quickly? You're not even going to fight for the man of your dreams?
"The only people for me are the mad ones...." Jack Kerouac
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:27 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 26):
should be:
- positive
- bit egoistic
- romantic
- open minded
- erudite
- witty
- taller than me
hobbies as planes, computers, internet, travelling are more than welcomed

Well, Glad you didnt mention size matters.


Signed
BAB  yes 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:28 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 35):
sorry, but more than 10 years I prefer the black

Too bad.  Sad

Patrick
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:29 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 26):
shoudn´t be:
- unfaithful
- liar
- hidden bisexual

should be:
- positive
- bit egoistic
- romantic
- open minded
- erudite
- witty
- taller than me
hobbies as planes, computers, internet, travelling are more than welcomed

Stand back, everybody! Show's over! Yirina must've got a hold of my sexy man-resume. Fear not, young virgins, there is no shame in defeat when you have fought a hard battle.

So, I'll be picking you up at 8:00 tomorrow night, Yirina. Wear your French knickers, please.

BAB yes 
I'm just skipping stones...
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:31 am

im suprised BAB hasn't posted anything yet. dont let the team down lad....post that resume of yours

 silly 

Laz
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:35 am

Quoting Yirina77 (Reply 35):
sorry, but more than 10 years I prefer the black

That's gonna make Superfly happy!  Wink

Quoting Lazarus31 (Reply 42):
im suprised BAB hasn't posted anything yet. dont let the team down lad....post that resume of yours

Just for you, I'll go back in time and post right before you.

FOMEA! You will own, my friend. You will own!

BAB Big grin
I'm just skipping stones...
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:36 am

well I have to avoid being aviation geek and nerd in order to impress girls. Girls doesnt like those guys who are crazy about aviation. They only want to feel love with them. :P
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:36 am

FIIK-FIIC

 Smile

Your post should be relevant to the topic discussed.
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:37 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 41):
Stand back, everybody! Show's over! Yirina must've got a hold of my sexy man-resume. Fear not, young virgins, there is no shame in defeat when you have fought a hard battle.

So, I'll be picking you up at 8:00 tomorrow night, Yirina. Wear your French knickers, please.

...and here we go  rotfl 
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:37 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 41):
Wear your French knickers, please.

The crotchless one's for easy access.  Wink
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:37 am

It´s starting to be dangerous here, I´d better go, good night boys Wink
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:38 am

I still need convincing....
Bazinga punk.
 
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Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:42 am

Quoting YWG (Reply 29):
LOL, I can just see it now.....
-must NOT own webcam
-must have friends: Other than those with usernames
-must have ability to socialize in the open world.

So, does this mean I'm out?

Signed,
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