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Caption The 'Bush On Tour' Pic

Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:17 am

President Bush and other world leaders donned traditional Vietnamese costumes for an offical photograph at the Asian Pacific Economic Cooperation summit in Hanoi.


 
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:19 am

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Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:21 am

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Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:24 am

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Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:32 am



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Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:38 am

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RE: Caption The 'Bush On Tour' Pic

Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:43 am

How's this for a pun?  Big grin

 
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:02 am

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Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:16 am

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Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:53 am

"In other news today, to bolster his argument of unification from the recent Democratic sweep at the polls, President George W Bush in a rare, personal moment, revealed with a photo-op, his battle with incontinence and recent infection from dysentery. In remarks made moments later, the President acknowledged "the last 6 years of my Presidency have been marked by my rather stoic and normally private character. What we all need is, to relax a little and show a little more of our inner self".

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Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:10 am

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Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:18 am

"What do you call a Texan dressed in a traditional Vietnamese costume?"
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:19 am

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Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:37 am

GWB:- So, you there, vietnamian king, why do I have to wear this thingie?
Vietnam PM: - We make it wear all rulers of states who lost a war in our country...
GWB: - Hot dangelidee, and to think I weaseled out of my army service...
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