DIJKKIJK
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Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:02 am

So which bird brain is responsible for this idea of replacing all zippers in jeans with buttons  banghead 

seriously, I can't find a good pair of jeans with zippers these days, ALL of them are with buttons, and if you ask me that IS a stupid idea.

and I get most angry when I have to take a leak urgently. The damn buttons take so long to undo.


rant over. Anyone else angry about the buttons
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:31 am

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Thread starter):
Anyone else angry about the buttons

YES! Most A.netters wouldn't know what this is.. but when you're in the moment and trying to remove a girl's pants, if she has a row of buttons it's a royal pain in the arse.  gnasher 

I mean seriously, get them out of my way so the love machine can go to work!  rotfl 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:49 am

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Thread starter):
jeans with buttons

full steam back into the 19th century. An 1880 revival. But you ought to look at the cheap "non-trademark" jeans, which still are with zeams. And very often are more comfortable to wear.
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:20 am

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Thread starter):

Dunno but the guy who designs "APT" jeans needs a slap as does the guy who designs river-island ones with holes in that rip rtoo easily
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:33 am

What jeans are you buying?
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:38 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 1):
but when you're in the moment and trying to remove a girl's pants, if she has a row of buttons it's a royal pain in the arse.

A mere question of technique, my dear chap. You undo the top one, take the material on each half of the button in each hand, and pull apart. Buttons pop, girl gasps, boy grins.

Sorted!  Wink
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:40 am

Quoting Banco (Reply 5):
Buttons pop, girl gasps, boy grins.

but with normal zippers, such violence is not necessary !
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:42 am

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 6):
but with normal zippers, such violence is not necessary !

True, and the gal may get a tad impatient if you take too long to undo your own buttons...., unless you decide to rip your own jeans apart.
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:45 am

Buttons have advantages. It hurts far more if you get your tackle stuck in a zip.  Wink
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:48 am

I have no problems undoing the buttons on my girlfriend's jeans in an instant  Smile

I like buttons on jeans. When you are used to them, nothing is more natural.

cheers

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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:49 am

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 6):
such violence is not necessary !

Violence? You don't need to do it with two JCB's and a leegth of industrial rope, you know!

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Reply 7):
True, and the gal may get a tad impatient if you take too long to undo your own buttons....,

Good God, man, what are you thinking of? You don't do it yourself, you get them to do it. Haven't you learnt anything in your twenties?  Wink
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:15 am

Quoting DIJKKIJK (Thread starter):



Quoting 9V (Reply 8):
It hurts far more if you get your tackle stuck in a zip

Having buttons instead of a zip is a complete life saver when after training for swimming, you realise you've forgotten your boxers!

Quoting Asturias (Reply 9):
I like buttons on jeans. When you are used to them, nothing is more natural.

 checkmark  At first I hated the buttons but know I hate the zips
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:08 pm

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 11):
Having buttons instead of a zip is a complete life saver when after training for swimming, you realise you've forgotten your boxers!

You swim in your underwear?

Anyway, I've forgotten to bring extra underwear to the gym several times, and not once have I hurt myself with the zipper afterwards. Sure, if I never wore underwear I might, but you're just automatically more careful in an exceptional situation.

The buttons suck ass.
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:23 pm

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 11):
Having buttons instead of a zip is a complete life saver when after training for swimming, you realise you've forgotten

boaster !  wink 
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:30 pm

Quoting 9V (Reply 8):
Buttons have advantages. It hurts far more if you get your tackle stuck in a zip.

How'd you get the beans above the frank?

 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:37 pm

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 13):

Bastard! LOL  Wink

Quoting Killjoy (Reply 12):
You swim in your underwear?

No but afterwards when you're gettign changed... you don't wear wet speedos or drag trunks home  Silly
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:43 pm

Quote:
I like buttons on jeans. When you are used to them, nothing is more natural.

They're much easier to undo with your teeth than a zip is.
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:44 pm

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 15):
you don't wear wet speedos or drag trunks home

Don't you take spare dry underwear with you to put on later?  Yeah sure
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:48 pm

Quoting 9V (Reply 17):
Don't you take spare dry underwear with you to put on later?

This is getting confusing! Lets start from the start. You going swimming. You get out. You get changed but realise you've forgotten you're boxers. So you have no underwear. But wait, at least your jeans are buttoned, and not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:35 am

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 18):
not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol

by "zipping" the point is that you have the zip under command and not the zip you !
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:30 am

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 18):

This is getting confusing! Lets start from the start. You going swimming. You get out. You get changed but realise you've forgotten you're boxers. So you have no underwear. But wait, at least your jeans are buttoned, and not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol

I second that!!

Many times before swim practice you stick on dry speedos and forget your underwear. When you swim everyday for years on a team, it's bound to happen at least a few times!

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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:41 am

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 20):
to happen at least a few times!

but then it is no problem to close the zips in a way not hurting in any way -- it is easy
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:21 am

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 20):
second that!!

At least someone understands!
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:25 am

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 1):
get them out of my way so the love machine can go to work

Says who lol  duck   hyper 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:36 am

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 22):
At least someone understands!

someone who apparently also has the same problems as you  wink  yes  wave 
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:39 am

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 24):
meone who apparently also has the same problems as you

Just wait until one day, you go swimming and forget your boxers/underpants for afterwards and you have zipped jeans  Silly
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:19 am

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 25):
Just wait until one day, you go swimming and forget your boxers/underpants for afterwards and you have zipped jeans

Don't you think you should seek treatment for your elephantitis instead of posting about it on the internet?
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:25 am

Quoting Killjoy (Reply 26):
Don't you think you should seek treatment for your elephantitis instead of posting about it on the internet?

Unless anyone has seen the film 'theres something about mary' then nobody will understand
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:32 am

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 27):
Unless anyone has seen the film 'theres something about mary' then nobody will understand

It's ok, I guess we're the loners in this one!
We shall just sit and wait, until it happens to them...  Smile

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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:35 am

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 28):
We shall just sit and wait, until it happens to them...

LOL, they'll be using A.net from a hospital bed. Then we'll be the guys laughing
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:14 pm

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 25):
Just wait until one day, you go swimming and forget your boxers/underpants for afterwards and you have zipped jeans

Had that, but no problems, you just have to be a tiny bit careful, that's all

[Edited 2006-11-27 05:15:20]
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:19 pm

Quoting Killjoy (Reply 26):
Don't you think you should seek treatment for your elephantitis instead of posting about it on the internet?

It is not elephantitis, just a minor psychological problem !

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 28):
We shall just sit and wait, until it happens to them...

the others are just a bit more careful, or do not suffer from elephantitis or do not have that psychol. problem

Quoting Legoguy (Reply 29):
they'll be using A.net from a hospital bed. Then we'll be the guys laughing

suppose you will have to wait a rather long time for that kind of merriment
 
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RE: Rant: Jeans With Buttons!

Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:42 pm

Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 20):
Quoting Legoguy (Reply 18):

This is getting confusing! Lets start from the start. You going swimming. You get out. You get changed but realise you've forgotten you're boxers. So you have no underwear. But wait, at least your jeans are buttoned, and not zipped, thus avoiding a potential disaster! lol

I second that!!

Many times before swim practice you stick on dry speedos and forget your underwear. When you swim everyday for years on a team, it's bound to happen at least a few times!

buttons  checkmark 

most of the time i wear my suit under my pants when i go, sometimes it happens and the zipper hurts like a motha. i had to crouch walking to the car.
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