andessmf
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Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:47 pm

Apparently, this is not a hoax, and this is all real.

Quick quote:

"Learn how and why Ancient Rome, Greece and Egypt were invented and crafted during Renaissance. Discover the Old Testament as a veiled rendition of events of Middle Ages written centuries after the New Testament. Perceive the Crusaders as contemporaries of The Crucifixion punishing the tormentors of the Messiah. What if Jesus Christ was born in 1053 and crucified in 1086 AD?"

http://www.atlasbooks.com/marktplc/01098.htm

So are we all in agreement, this is some really funny $hIt?
 
QXatFAT
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:52 pm

Gosh...to me its worse then the DaVince Code  crackup 
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 2:57 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):
So are we all in agreement, this is some really funny $hIt?

This book is solely based on numerous assumptions and "common axioms"! I really don't know what this author is trying to pull here...
Shut up and calculate.
 
andessmf
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:25 pm

Quoting Iamcanadian (Reply 2):
I really don't know what this author is trying to pull here...

His head out of his ass, perhaps??

I just thought it was unreal the premise of the book itself, that human history prior to the 11th century is a hoax.
 
NWA742
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:29 pm

I'm gonna go ahead and disagree that we all agree on this theory. Time will prove me right.




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andessmf
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:34 pm

Quoting NWA742 (Reply 4):
Time will prove me right

OK, your on!

BTW, I wonder if someone would disagree. That would be a certain tinfoil wearer winner.
 
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:51 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 5):
That would be a certain tinfoil wearer winner.

Some of then exist of this website. See the 9/11 conspiracy threads.  Smile




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andessmf
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:58 pm

Quoting NWA742 (Reply 6):
See the 9/11 conspiracy threads.

Ah, those. Well, if any of them agree with this then we can safely assume that they do belong to the select few who wear a silver hat (tin not conveying their special status)
 
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:02 pm

Quoting QXatFAT (Reply 1):
the DaVince Code

Was that the one about the lone descendant of Vinnie "The Vince" DaVince?
 
GQfluffy
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:02 pm

Huh...this is similar to did we land on the moon?
This isn't where I parked my car...
 
andessmf
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:08 pm

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):
this is similar to did we land on the moon?

Waaaayyyy beyond....

It basically even states that the Egyptian pyramids are false.

"He follows in steps of Sir Isaac Newton, finds clear evidence of falsification of History by medieval clergy and humanists. Armed with computers, astronomy and statistics he proves the history of humankind to be both dramatically different and drastically shorter than generally presumed. Archaeological, dendrochronological, paleographical and carbon methods of dating of ancient sources and artifacts are both non-exact and contradictory, therefore there is not a single piece of firm written evidence or artifact that could be reliably and independently dated earlier than the XI century."

Sometimes facts are better than fiction.
 
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:10 pm

...and AIDS was created by the White Man to eliminate the black race. Spike Lee is an idiot.

...and dinosaurs are fictional beasts developed by the White Man. - former Red Sox center fielder and resident oaf Carl Everett.
 
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:19 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 10):
Archaeological, dendrochronological, paleographical and carbon methods of dating of ancient sources and artifacts are both non-exact and contradictory, therefore there is not a single piece of firm written evidence or artifact that could be reliably and independently dated earlier than the XI century."

Sometimes facts are better than fiction.

Not aimed at you, not really aimed at the writer of the piece, more just a shot in the dark...

I have too much on my mind, and too much bloody crap to get done in the next two weeks to really care if they can't find the supposed "evidence" that all of these things exist or don't exist, and whether or not they came into existence when most people think they did. Even if it wasn't approaching finals week, I'm sure I really wouldn't care if someone is questioning the accuracy of what is written down in the history books. I learned what I learned back in primary and secondary schools, and I only need to remember what is relevant to my current occupation and my major.

Rant off...now...get me those TPS reports...gawd I need a drink...  crazy   tired 
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andessmf
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:29 pm

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 12):

Didn't think it was aimed at me at all, sometimes when you think you've seen it all, another gem pops up.

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 12):
get me those TPS reports

 rotfl 

I finally saw the movie a few days ago.
 
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RE: Found A Conspiracy Theory We All Agree On!

Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:05 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Thread starter):
What if Jesus Christ was born in 1053 and crucified in 1086 AD?"

Well dang! So like Jesus yeah...he was like, alive, yeah, and like, doing his thing right, when like King Harold yeah, he like got shot in the like, eye yeah...?

So like, stuff, yeah, like stuff that happened before then, like monks and shit, yeah, stuff that was old at that time, yeah, like, waay old yeah...like that hadn't like happened, yeah..........?

Duuude......I gotta stop doing drugs yeah and like reading stuff yeah?....unreal maaan!
We, the undersigned, do hereby consent.....

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