I've been puked on once, explained it on here before, I think that BAB
added me to his RU
list for that story, basically involved a ton of booze, me passing out halfway up a flight of stairs, my friend passing out with his head on my legs, and me waking up covered in puke. Very unintentional, and on the leg, would never let someone do it on my face. Although Howard has done worse to his interns, his shock the balls segment comes to mind.
It may be too early to drink scotch... But it is NEVER too early to think about it...