jafa39
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Have You Ever.......

Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:06 pm

Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched your scrotum before washing your hands......?

I did and it was THE MOST pain I have ever been in, lucky for me we had a bag of frozen peas handy, O...M...G!!!!!!
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AeroWesty
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:08 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched your scrotum before washing your hands..

Why were you chopping chili peppers in the nood?
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jafa39
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:15 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Why were you chopping chili peppers in the nood?

I wasn't but I needed a piss so thought i could save the planet by washing my hands after having a pee and not have to do it twice (heaps more hygenic than the other way around) and in extracting the old man from his hideout I touched my ball bag....2 mins later I was curled up on the deck, sweating with pain and crying feeling like someone had a blowtorch on my bollox.
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AeroWesty
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:18 pm

I'm putting this into my next homo-erotic thriller.
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jafa39
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:23 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 3):
I'm putting this into my next homo-erotic thriller

Hmmmm, a cruel and unusual punishment eh?

"Mr GayBond, it seems the deceased was a victim of Red Hot Chilli Peppers"

"Good God Mish Moneypenny!......you don't mean....?"

"Yes Mr Gaybond......Californication"

[Edited 2006-12-09 10:28:01]
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AeroWesty
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:29 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 4):

Hmmmm, a cruel and unusual punishment eh?

Well yes, but I'm having a hard time working in a role for the bag of frozen peas.
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jafa39
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:33 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
but I'm having a hard time working in a role for the bag of frozen peas

Crammed in the victims mouth to stifle his screams as you duct-tape chillis to his nuts and rub the juice into his eyes.
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:37 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 3):
I'm putting this into my next homo-erotic thriller.

Will that be "The Man In The Leather Mask" or "The Three Musky Queers", Alexandre ?

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 5):
Well yes, but I'm having a hard time working in a role for the bag of frozen peas.

Hamster food ?
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AeroWesty
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:38 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 6):
Crammed in the victims mouth to stifle his screams as you duct-tape chillis to his nuts and rub the juice into his eyes.

Are you sure that's not from the "Schoolboy Guide to Fagging - Eton & Harrow Edition 1948"?
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AeroWesty
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:41 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 7):
"The Three Musky Queers"

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jafa39
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:41 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 8):
Are you sure that's not from the "Schoolboy Guide to Fagging - Eton & Harrow Edition 1948

You could be right....I thought it brought back old memories, such has hanging Jenkins minor from the flagpole by his foreskin  Smile
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:48 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched

I guess this was your first real hot experience ...
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AeroWesty
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:51 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 10):
hanging Jenkins minor from the flagpole by his foreskin

::scribble:: Good, good, I can use this!
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:53 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 12):
::scribble:: Good, good, I can use this!

Just wait till Banco publishes his memoirs, there'll be a least 3 top shelf novels and a couple of DVD's in it for you.
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:56 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
there'll be a least 3 top shelf novels and a couple of DVD's in it for you.

Shhhh! Don't let on, or that Cornish will be ringing me up constantly asking if I'll pop for another week in Pattaya for him!
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:01 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 14):
Shhhh! Don't let on, or that Cornish will be ringing me up constantly asking if I'll pop for another week in Pattaya for him!

Pattaya ? That's a bit sophisticated for Cornish. The old slapper usually more than happy with a week in Devon (when the Fleet's in - he's not called "Plymouth Hoe" for nothing !).
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:04 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15):

Pattaya ? That's a bit sophisticated for Cornish.

Oh, so the little vixen's been cashing in the plane tickets for something else, eh? I'll be waiting for him with a bag of frozen peas (mushy) next we meet!
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JGPH1A
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:10 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 16):
Oh, so the little vixen's been cashing in the plane tickets for something else, eh?

He's been using the money to finance his 200-a-week Prada handbag habit - it's a disease, I'm telling you.
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:15 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
his 200-a-week Prada handbag habit -

He told me it was nothing more than a Vada Pav treatment!  grumpy 
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:30 pm

Unfortunately, I'm going to try this now. Ouch in advance.
 
jafa39
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:33 pm

Quoting Gunsontheroof (Reply 19):
I'm going to try this now.

Bravery vs Stupidity...its a thin line  Wink
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:05 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 18):
He told me it was nothing more than a Vada Pav treatment!

"Vada Pav" ? His case is untreatable, owing to overexposure to Lascars down by the Staines canal.
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:51 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched your scrotum before washing your hands......?

probably not as bad as touching your butthole.....

Right Westy?  Wink
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:43 am

I spilled boiling water on my dick when i was 10. It hurt.
 
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:49 am

I'm so totally weirded out by all of this.... What/Whom am I surrounded by?!  crazy   cry 

For the record, no, I've never done anything like that to my genitals...

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Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:50 am

I was a medic on a ambulance call where we were called to assist a man that had been pepper-sprayed by the police. He was having an allergic reaction to the pepper spray. We rinsed out his eyes and transported him to the hospital.

While at the hospital, I went to take a piss. Long story short, some of the wash-off must have gotten on the zipper area of my trousers. About five seconds after I dragged "it" out... you know the rest.

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Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:55 am

Quoting Jkw777 (Reply 24):
I'm so totally weirded out by all of this.... What/Whom am I surrounded by?!

Poor little innocent lamb ! NOT !
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:10 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched your scrotum before washing your hands......?

I did and it was THE MOST pain I have ever been in, lucky for me we had a bag of frozen peas handy, O...M...G!!!!!!

try doing it with skydrol!

i had my sack bathing in the stuff for nearly an hour!

THATS REAL TESTICULAR PAIN  Wink
 
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:31 am

Thank you for the lessons as to what NOT to have traces on your hand before taking 'it' out for business.

So the list is this:

- pepper, any kind
- skydrol

What else?
 
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:14 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 28):
So the list is this:

- pepper, any kind
- skydrol

What else?

Superglue......don't ask, lol  Embarrassment

I'll suffice to say that the completion of my Airfix DC10 kit was delayed by a few hours due to gear malfunction!
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:26 am

Quoting PlymSpotter (Reply 29):
I'll suffice to say that the completion of my Airfix DC10 kit was delayed by a few hours due to gear malfunction!

Euuww - how could you do that to an innocent DC10 ? You pervert !
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:33 am

OK, I have to admit a 'zipper' malfunction when I was 9 y.o.

I decided to go swimming like the locals, with a pair of regulars shorts and no underwear. The results weren't pretty and it didn't happen again.

Add zippers to the list.
 
Matt72033
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:43 am

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 31):
OK, I have to admit a 'zipper' malfunction when I was 9 y.o.

I decided to go swimming like the locals, with a pair of regulars shorts and no underwear. The results weren't pretty and it didn't happen again.

Add zippers to the list.

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Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:26 am

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
Cut up a fresh Chili Pepper and indavertantly touched your scrotum before washing your hands......?

Hot nuts! Get yer red-hot nuts riiiight heeerrrre....
 
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:56 am

Quoting Matt72033 (Reply 32):
WE GOT A BLEEEEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

Nope, didn't quite happen that way, but it just happened that a doctor was in the house at the moment, and I had the presence of mind to ask for help.

But, yes, It was otherwise very similar to Ben Stiller. Fortunately it was at my house.
 
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:04 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 30):
Euuww - how could you do that to an innocent DC10 ? You pervert !

You know, three-holers and all...
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PlymSpotter
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:30 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 30):
Euuww - how could you do that to an innocent DC10 ? You pervert !

Oh no, you see it was an American Airlines model, so guilty until proven innocent  Wink
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:28 pm

Try Original Souce Mint.

MY GOOD GOD they hurt like hell. Way to fresh lol. I was not even using it to wash "down there", was using normal shower gel and it kinda ran down.

Lets say i worke up when that happened
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:53 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15):
The old slapper usually more than happy with a week in Devon (when the Fleet's in - he's not called "Plymouth Hoe" for nothing !).

 yuck   yuck   yuck  Why would ANYONE want to go to Devon for their holidays ? Trust me, Baghdad or Kabul have more appeal.

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
He's been using the money to finance his 200-a-week Prada handbag habit - it's a disease, I'm telling you.

I SO can't wait til lthe New Year sales  Smile

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 8):
Are you sure that's not from the "Schoolboy Guide to Fagging - Eton & Harrow Edition 1948"?

Has Banco been loaning out his copy ?
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Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:38 pm

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 28):
What else?

You can add Japanese Mint Oil to the list.

 eek 
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