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Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:46 am

Well, I was gonna start a random idiot Q & A session, but it seems that BailorAirBear, the random idiot, has wandered off. Sorry folks, your tickets will not be refunded as we here at Tynacorp do not claim responsibility for the behavior of our idiots.
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:20 am

Are we asking random questions on this thread?  confused 
 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:40 am

Q: Are we asking random questions on this thread?

A: Yes, sure, why not.

Q: Where have all the flowers gone?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:42 am

Quoting FXramper (Reply 1):
Are we asking random questions on this thread?

Well - you are.
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:45 am

Quoting FXramper (Reply 1):
Are we asking random questions on this thread?

Is that one of the random questions?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:46 am

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 2):
Q: Where have all the flowers gone?

A. JGPH1A ate them all.
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:48 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 4):
Is that one of the random questions?

I dont know, what do you think?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:00 am

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 6):
I dont know, what do you think?

I think it is.

Do i have to post a random question?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 6:47 am

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
Do i have to post a random question?

No, but it would make the thread go on, don't you think??
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:24 am

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):

Do i have to post a random question?

Feel free, but as I said above, the random idiot has wandered off, so its likely there will be nobody to answer it.
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:37 am

Quoting Nkops (Reply 8):
No, but it would make the thread go on, don't you think??

I think I will have another beer, how about you?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:16 am

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 10):
I think I will have another beer, how about you?

geee ... do you really think that is a good idea or perhaps it's better to just play with a slinky?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:20 am

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 11):
perhaps it's better to just play with a slinky?

If i play with my slinky, then it becomes a stiffy, Is that a good thing?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:21 am

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 12):
If i play with my slinky, then it becomes a stiffy, Is that a good thing?

are you the type of person to wear yellow panties?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:35 am

Why did the OP delete his account?


EDIT: Nevermind, it works now..

[Edited 2006-12-16 00:35:44]
 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:37 am

Random? ok...

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Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:39 am

Q: If the plural of "goose" is "geese", why is the plural of "moose" not "meese"?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:41 am

where were you all the night Bear ate Goombaw?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:42 am

Quoting Mir (Reply 16):
Q: If the plural of "goose" is "geese", why is the plural of "moose" not "meese"?

Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?


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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:48 am

Why is phonics spelled with "ph"??
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:50 am

Why do McDonalds charge 10p for tomato sauce?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:53 am

If one glass of wine is good for you, then is a whole bottle great for you?


will this thread ever end?


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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 8:56 am

Will BAB's head not be overloaded by the amount of questions being posed to him?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:04 am

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 15):
Did you ever wonder how pissed Riker would get on Star Trek: TNG when Picard would say "fire at will?"

What does Picard say when you bring him a broken sewing machine?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:09 am

Quoting FXramper (Reply 1):
Are we asking random questions on this thread?

Yes.

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 2):
Where have all the flowers gone?

Seeing as my last seven girlfriends are pushing up daisies, I think they are over their shallow graves.

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 4):
Is that one of the random questions?

It seems to be.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 6):
I dont know, what do you think?

I don't think, I know.

Quoting Futurecaptain (Reply 7):
Do i have to post a random question?

Of course not.

Quoting Nkops (Reply 8):
No, but it would make the thread go on, don't you think??

That is not an unreasonable assumption.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 10):
I think I will have another beer, how about you?

Indeed, I will. A pint, please.

Quoting Stlgph (Reply 11):
perhaps it's better to just play with a slinky?

Only if it isn't rusty. Beware the tetanus!

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 12):
then it becomes a stiffy, Is that a good thing?

You didn't heed my warning!

Quoting STLGph (Reply 13):
are you the type of person to wear yellow panties?

Depends on who I borrowed them from.

Quoting Jpax (Reply 14):
Why did the OP delete his account?

Fear is paralyzing.

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 15):

Did you ever wonder how pissed Riker would get on Star Trek: TNG when Picard would say "fire at will?"

If I did, that would suck the cool right out of me.

Quoting Mir (Reply 16):
Q: If the plural of "goose" is "geese", why is the plural of "moose" not "meese"?

Because meese is a Japanese English pronoun.

Quoting STLGph (Reply 17):
where were you all the night Bear ate Goombaw?

In jail.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 18):

Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway?

To maintain some symblance of mystery in our otherwise mundain existance.

Quoting Nkops (Reply 19):
Why is phonics spelled with "ph"??

It's not. The author of the dictionary was obviously NOT hooked on it.

Quoting PictureThis (Reply 20):
Why do McDonalds charge 10p for tomato sauce?

So they don't have to charge Americans anything for it.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 21):
If one glass of wine is good for you, then is a whole bottle great for you?

You answered your own question.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 21):
will this thread ever end?

Will idiocy ever terminate?

Quoting Graphic (Reply 22):
Will BAB's head not be overloaded by the amount of questions being posed to him?

Not possible.

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 23):

What does Picard say when you bring him a broken sewing machine?

"I'd hit it!"

BAB
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:26 am

Oh God, BaylorAirBear answered most of my questions, Does that make me his love child?

Thats a scary thought, isn't it?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:36 am

so, why is it when i go use the crapper there is no TP left for me to use?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 9:54 am

Ladies and gentleman, the idiot has returned.

Still no refunds for those who left early.
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:26 am

Quoting TZ757300 (Reply 26):
so, why is it when i go use the crapper there is no TP left for me to use?

Are you worth the TP?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:33 am

Is this game already over?
Still, even in the most arid desert is an airport somewhere ...
 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:55 am

Quoting StrasserB (Reply 29):
Is this game already over?

Who won?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:31 am

Does God have feet?

The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:37 am

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 31):
The message you were about to post is too short and probably not of any higher value to the topic at hand. You should think long and hard before posting a message in this forum and make it detailed and a valuable addition to the topic discussed.

That's a sentence and not a question.

So what should a random idiot do with a message like that one?

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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:01 pm

Quoting Sprout5199 (Reply 23):
What does Picard say when you bring him a broken sewing machine?

Make it sew.....

Why can't you dig half a hole?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:45 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 33):
Why can't you dig half a hole?

Because a hole is always whole!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does that mean NW just retired a DC9?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:48 pm

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 34):


If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does that mean NW just retired a DC9?

No, it just means that the world is going to cry about the A380 again.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:55 pm

I think I speak for the bulk of the forum:
 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:00 pm

Quoting Srbmod (Reply 36):
Srbmod

HAHAHAHA
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:14 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 24):

You're hilarious!!!
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:36 pm

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Reply 36, posted Sat Dec 16 2006 04:55:58 UTC+1 (39 minutes 19 secs ago) and read 23 times: AIRLINERS.NET CREW
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Hell hath frozen solid, and the pigs have their takeoff clearance...
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:17 pm

Quoting Graphic (Reply 39):
Srbmod From United States, joined Mar 2001, 9945 posts, RR: 33
Reply 36, posted Sat Dec 16 2006 04:55:58 UTC+1 (39 minutes 19 secs ago) and read 23 times: AIRLINERS.NET CREW
FORUM MODERATOR

Hell hath frozen solid, and the pigs have their takeoff clearance...

Get used to it Scooter.......  Silly
 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:52 pm

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 34):
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does that mean NW just retired a DC9?

For you married types: If a man is in a forest and there is no one there to hear him, is he still wrong?
 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:36 pm

Quoting ReidYYZ (Reply 41):
For you married types: If a man is in a forest and there is no one there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Did you get that from a hand-painted sign obtained by your wife and/or mother-in-law at a craft shop? I did.

Is Graphic (formerly known as shinkai, FLAirport and DLKAPA) really a douchehat, like BAB keeps telling me in Yahoo Messenger?  duck   Wink
 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:06 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 42):
Is Graphic (formerly known as shinkai, FLAirport and DLKAPA) really a douchehat, like BAB keeps telling me in Yahoo Messenger?

Yes and no; I'm a douchebag, but I wasn't FLairport or shinkai.
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:32 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 42):
like BAB keeps telling me in Yahoo Messenger?

I can not tell a lie.

BAB <-----totally fucked up right now!
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:34 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 44):
<-----totally fucked up right now!

 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:01 pm

Do you guys always answer a question with another question?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:05 pm

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 46):
Do you guys always answer a question with another question?

No, did you?
Still, even in the most arid desert is an airport somewhere ...
 
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:47 am

Quoting StrasserB (Reply 47):
No, did you?

Who said I did?
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RE: Ask A Random Idiot A Random Question

Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:12 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 48):

Who said I did?

Was it me?
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