graphic
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I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:48 am

And I'm taking it with me wherever I go, doing whatever I wish with it.

Merry Christmas.  alt="Wink">
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srbmod
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:50 am

No you don't, as I sold mine for bottle of 15 year old Scotch years ago......  Wink
 
Coz
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:51 am

Quoting Graphic (Thread starter):
And I'm taking it with me wherever I go, doing whatever I wish with it.

My sould wants you to drop off at the store and pick up some beer for the ol' bod, please.
 
speedbird747BA
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:51 am

My soul is currently under the care of the CDC, theyre doing research on it.

Cheers,
Kyle
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Thom@s
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:53 am

I don't care, as long as I can keep the rest of the shoes...

Thom@s
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speedbird747BA
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 4:57 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
I don't care, as long as I can keep the rest of the shoes...

BOOOOO!!!!!! LAME!!!!!

Keep your day job.  Wink  Big grin

Cheers,
Kyle
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Thom@s
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:00 am

Quoting Speedbird747BA (Reply 5):

Didn't your mother ever tell you to be nice to dyslectics?  frown 

Thom@s
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speedbird747BA
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:03 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 6):

HAHA Uhh I dunno.

Cheers,
Kyle
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skidmarks
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:04 am

My soul is currently on holiday somewhere warm, so Bah Humbug to Christmas! Big grin

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IFEMaster
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:42 am

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 4):
I don't care, as long as I can keep the rest of the shoes...

I once heard about this guy who purchased a pair of smart shoes. The idea was that no matter how drunk you got, they could always get you home. The problem was they had an AI chip in them, and after a while they got bored of just walking between the pub and the house. so they started exploring. The guy who bought them started waking up in odd places like museums and on trains etc. He decided to get rid of them, but no matter where he threw them away, they always found their way back to him. Eventually the shoes cottoned on to the fact that they were no longer wanted, and became depressed. They went of the rails completely - started kicking people, petty theft, etc. It began to escalate until they robbed a bank. But then they felt guilty, stole a car, and drove it off a cliff. The guy who originally purchased the shoes then felt really bad, but the manufacturer told them it was okay because the shoes were now in shoe heaven.

You see, it turns out, that shoes have souls.
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Thom@s
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 5:49 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 9):
You see, it turns out, that shoes have souls.



Thom@s
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IAH777
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:01 am

Yeah. You own it. But you can forget about that refund.
 
speedbird747BA
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RE: I Own Your Soul

Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:13 am

Quoting IFEMaster (Reply 9):

HAHAHA Hilarious!!! Thom@s, take a note.

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 8):
My soul is currently on holiday somewhere warm, so Bah Humbug to Christmas

Quit the theatrics now, what do you think this is, world cup match? Youre too old to be scrooge. Heck, youre too old to be scrooges dad.

Cheers,
Kyle
How long do I have to climb, up on the side of this mountain of mine?

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