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I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:20 pm

Well we were issued our Firearms. For those who want to know it is a Glock 22. Anyway we got to shoot today after we assembled the duty belt.

The bad Canadian comes in because i really liked the shooting. It was really satisfying and fun. I am supposed to be Anti-gun (good Canadian).

On the upside in the firearm threads you can now have a chick participating.  wink 

GS

After Christmas I get to be tasered and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:24 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
After Christmas I get to be tasered

Have you been pepper sprayed yet? If not, when you're showering...don't let any of that water run down your ass, it will be a long day believe me.

YWG Big grin
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:27 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
Well we were issued our Firearms.

Is this some rite of passage in Canada? At a certain age, everyone gets their official firearm?
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:29 pm

Quoting YWG (Reply 1):
when you're showering...don't let any of that water run down your ass, it will be a long day believe me.

For a chick, they also gotta watch out for water running down the front side as well.

In all seriousness though, congrats on continuing your pursuit of becoming a law enforcement officer - the major cities of this country need more of them.

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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:51 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
For those who want to know it is a Glock 22.

Excellent, same duty weapon I carry . . .

Same personal weapon I carry . . .

Excellent weapon for the climate.

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
The bad Canadian comes in because i really liked the shooting. It was really satisfying and fun. I am supposed to be Anti-gun (good Canadian).

And you hate Battlestar Galactica too huh.  innocent 

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
After Christmas I get to be tasered and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.

 Wow!
 faint 

Are they going to Pepper-Spray you also??? They do here.  irked 

Quoting YWG (Reply 1):
If not, when you're showering...don't let any of that water run down your ass, it will be a long day believe me.

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  Much larger implication for the girls than the guys I assure you.

And don't let the water run back into your eyes either!!  no  no  no 



Congratulations Officer . . . umm, do we call you Officer Greasy now???  wink 

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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:23 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 2):

Is this some rite of passage in Canada? At a certain age, everyone gets their official firearm?

How many Canadians do you know with firearms?

Officer Greasy - Good for you. Many of my friends have been though the training you're going through, and they all took good beatings. Good luck!

G

[Edited 2006-12-19 05:25:58]
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:35 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
After Christmas I get to be tasered and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.

Oh, I can't wait..  Yeah sure  Wow!  Yeah sure
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:21 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 6):
Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
After Christmas I get to be tasered and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.

Oh, I can't wait.. (sarcastic)

I guess now all that's left to really visualize this are some pics  crazy 

Talk about an attention whorish (no pun intended) thread.
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:35 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 2):
Is this some rite of passage in Canada? At a certain age, everyone gets their official firearm?



Quoting Canuckpaxguy (Reply 5):
Officer Greasy

Makes sense yet?  Wink
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:16 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 4):
Excellent, same duty weapon I carry . . .

One difference - her department will let her carry the bullets, too.

 duck 
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:20 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.

Erm......perhaps not.

Quoting YWG (Reply 1):
don't let any of that water run down your ass, it will be a long day believe me.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 4):
Excellent, same duty weapon I carry . . .

Same personal weapon I carry . . .

Excellent weapon for the climate.

Dishwasher safe and recyclable, too!
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:04 pm

Actually, I think you are a good Canadian for joining the police to enforce what is right.

I love shooting too. It is very fun- infact, I'm going to the range again this week.

If Canada would do away with their restrictive gun ownership laws, I would move back to Alberta in a heart-beat. Until then, I'm comfortable here in Georgia.

Now, I bet you mentioned this before, but what police force are you joining, RCMP, Provincial, local?
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:07 pm

oh...helllllo sexy canadian fireman! LOL!
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:10 pm

I believe the Glock is the other thing Austria is famous for lately. The first one is Mozart.


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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:57 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 4):
Are they going to Pepper-Spray you also??? They do here.

 yes  Comes in January sometime

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 4):
Congratulations Officer . . . umm, do we call you Officer Greasy now???

According to IAH777 it is Constable Moose droppings.

Quoting Canuckpaxguy (Reply 5):
How many Canadians do you know with firearms?

None Other than hunters with rifles

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 10):
Dishwasher safe and recyclable, too!

I am going to mention that to our use of force / Firearms instructor.

Quoting FlyboyOz (Reply 12):
oh...helllllo sexy canadian fireman

 Confused

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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:14 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 14):
According to IAH777 it is Constable Moose droppings.

Nope.  no  Constable Moosefucker.  yes 

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 14):
I am going to mention that to our use of force / Firearms instructor.

You should do so at your own risk. Glock guys tend to be mouth-frothing loyal.
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:39 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
On the upside in the firearm threads you can now have a chick participating.

Great, come on down to BHM next time.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 15):
Glock guys tend to be mouth-frothing loyal.

That's what I shoot best with. I have the 17, 20, 21 & 22. Great guns...

Some humor for the new mountie...

In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.
He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he knew that he wasn't yet first-rate and that there must be something he was doing wrong.

Sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly
Man standing at the bar who -- in his day -- had the reputation of
being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his
great ambition.
"Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower
down on your leg."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"Sure will," replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his
.44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
"That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?"
"Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the
hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the younger man.
"You bet it will," said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up,
Drew his gun in a blur, then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
"Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here.
Got any more tips?"
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon.
"See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it."
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the
Grease on the barrel of his gun.
"No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle
and all."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"No," said the old-timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done
Playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt as much."
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:36 pm

Quoting Itsjustme (Reply 9):
One difference - her department will let her carry the bullets, too.

 irked   wink 

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 10):
Dishwasher safe and recyclable, too!

And it'll fire at -40F covered in ice/snow or whatever . . .  tongue 

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 15):
Glock guys tend to be mouth-frothing loyal.

 yes   snooty 

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 16):
Some humor for the new mountie...

 checkmark  rotfl  rotfl 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:43 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
I get to be tasered and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.

It's a character-building experience! Just don't let Coz get a copy of the picture afterwards.

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
Well we were issued our Firearms. For those who want to know it is a Glock 22.

My condolences. See if you can sweet-talk them into giving you a REAL handgun.....like maybe a Sig!  Wink

Quoting Itsjustme (Reply 9):
Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 4):
Excellent, same duty weapon I carry . . .

One difference - her department will let her carry the bullets, too.

 rotfl 

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 15):
Quoting Greasespot (Reply 14):
I am going to mention that to our use of force / Firearms instructor.

You should do so at your own risk. Glock guys tend to be mouth-frothing loyal.

Very true, see this post:

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 4):
Excellent, same duty weapon I carry . . .

Same personal weapon I carry . . .

Now that's a good example of mouth-frothing!



All kidding aside Greasespot, congratulations and keep your head low. Go out and get as much training and practice as you can. Have a purpose every time you practice, otherwise it's just "ballistic masturbation".

And remember which end of the magazine goes forward (hint: the pointy end of the bullets go toward the end of the gun with the hole in it). We don't want to see you in a picture like this:

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kmaf/Crap/dumb.jpg


Best of luck to you!
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:47 pm

Quoting Queso (Reply 18):
Now that's a good example of mouth-frothing!

I think what you're seeing is just the foam that naturally accumulates at the corners of geriatrics' mouths when their adult diaper needs changing.  duck 
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:53 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
The bad Canadian comes in because i really liked the shooting.

Nah.

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
I am supposed to be Anti-gun (good Canadian).

Welcome to the Dark Side.

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
After Christmas I get to be tasered and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.

Get some video of that. There are plenty of sick perverts who will pay top dollar for it. (like The Coz)  Wink
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:05 pm

Congratulations! Don't let people tell you your a bad Canadian, hell, a bad Canadian is one who decides to cross the police. Have fun with it!
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:08 pm

How long is your training supposed to last?
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:13 pm

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
After Christmas I get to be tasered and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.

I second the motion of having a video camera present Big grin
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:19 am

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
am supposed to be Anti-gun (good Canadian).



Quoting Canuckpaxguy (Reply 5):
How many Canadians do you know with firearms?

I thought Michael Moore said that just as many Canadians as Americans owned guns (Bowling for Columbine.) And isn't he the God of all that is truth in the world?
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:55 am

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 14):
Comes in January sometime

Good luck... my aunt in the RCMP tells me the horror stories of having that done.
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:32 am

Quoting Greasespot (Thread starter):
After Christmas I get to be tasered and I will share if it makes me shit my pants.

A buddy of mine wet himself when he did it for his training. No big deal, he said he wasn't the only one.

Quoting NeilYYZ (Reply 21):
Congratulations! Don't let people tell you your a bad Canadian

It is every person's right to have a firearm. Any government who doesn't trust its own citizens can't be trusted either.
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:54 am

Quoting Falstaff (Reply 26):
It is every person's right to have a firearm. Any government who doesn't trust its own citizens can't be trusted either.

Very profound, and it echoes the sentiment on one of my favorite websites: http://www.a-human-right.com/

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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:56 am

Good Canadian!

You took one of those wicked firearms out of the hands of those violent Americans to the south. One more out of circulation - safely in the hands of a tofu-eater.  Smile

As a female, of, I'm assuming, normal female size, don't you find the grip on the Glock rather large?
They are uncomfortable in my average-size male hand.
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:59 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 27):
Very profound, and it echoes the sentiment on one of my favorite websites: http://www.a-human-right.com/

Welcome to my RU list.

Thank you ! I like the photos on your profile. Us gun buffs have got to stick together.
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:00 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 28):



Quoting SlamClick (Reply 29):

D'OH!!!!!!!!!

We need the "You suck at the interweb" pictures!  Wink

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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:18 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 28):
As a female, of, I'm assuming, normal female size, don't you find the grip on the Glock rather large?
They are uncomfortable in my average-size male hand.

Interesting question . . . . a Glock 21 might better suit her (and you too Slammer). Essentially the same bullet launcher, but a smaller grip.


And I'll handle your slight twitching problem above . . .  biggrin 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:56 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 31):
Interesting question . . . . a Glock 21 might better suit her (and you too Slammer). Essentially the same bullet launcher, but a smaller grip.

I'm guessing you counted the wrong way Pep. Glock 23 is the smaller 40cal. 21 is the king size 45 cal my dept uses. Too big to comfortably fit my hand.
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:00 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 31):
Glock 21 might better suit her

Have you been chasing the bears again? Time to thaw out. The 21 and the 20 have the largest grips.
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:04 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 32):
I'm guessing you counted the wrong way Pep. Glock 23 is the smaller 40cal. 21 is the king size 45 cal my dept uses. Too big to comfortably fit my hand.



Quoting Miamiair (Reply 33):
Have you been chasing the bears again? Time to thaw out. The 21 and the 20 have the largest grips

)*#YU{)( #()@#( BV)(ugoij3 90U+

I knew that.

Too busy cleaning up the detritus "elsewhere".

Yeah, Glock 23 . . . . .40 cal, smaller grip.

My bad, beers all around.
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:22 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 34):
Too busy cleaning up the detritus "elsewhere".

What could that mean?
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:26 am

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 35):
What could that mean?



Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 34):
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:26 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 34):
Yeah, Glock 23 . . . . .40 cal, smaller grip.

 checkmark 
Fits my small little chubby hands just perfectly. Not like that monster beast of a grip the Beretta has.
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:31 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 36):
Quoting Myt332 (Reply 35):
What could that mean?



Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 34):
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Oh jesus. Yes, that's what he meant....
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:20 am

Here ya go Officer Greasy . . . in your honor!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/csmpep/get-attachment.gif
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:33 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 39):
Here ya go Officer Greasy . . . in your honor!

And here's one in your honor.....

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kmaf/Crap/glock40a.jpg

[Edited 2006-12-19 20:59:06]
 
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:45 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 40):

That's cold. That idiot probably woud have had an AD with flintlock.
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:53 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 41):
Quoting Queso (Reply 40):


That's cold

 yes 

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 41):
That idiot probably woud have had an AD with flintlock.

 rotfl 
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 4:59 am

OK, I changed the pic back since you guys thought the original was more amusing.
 
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:13 am

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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:18 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 31):
might better suit her (and you too Slammer

But hey! Don't get the idea that there is anything girly about the Slammer's hands! I used to make my living lifting 513,000 pounds with a barely perceptible flexing of my wrist.

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 31):
And I'll handle your slight twitching problem above . . .

How did you know that was the cause?
Moderadar?

Truth is I always get a little twitchy envisioning petite females with guns.
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:23 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 45):
Truth is I always get a little twitchy envisioning petite females with guns.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kmaf/Crap/sweetdreams.jpg
 
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Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:02 am

Damn Cheesy, that last pic is cool. Where did you find that one?  drool 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:09 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 47):
Where did you find that one?

Remember, I'm from Texas. Just go hang out in the mall on a Friday night.  Wink
 
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RE: I Suck As A Canadian..I Was Issued My Firearm

Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:23 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 16):
Some humor for the new mountie...

 no  I work for a living. City Police here.

Quoting Dougloid (Reply 22):
How long is your training supposed to last?

From December 11 to January 4 here at home then Onto Aylmer Ontario(7 hours away) for 13 weeks then 2 more here. The on the road for 500Hours ( 6 mos. )

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 28):
As a female, of, I'm assuming, normal female size, don't you find the grip on the Glock rather large?
 yes  but i am not sure if it is just big or not used to holding it.

They are uncomfortable in my average-size male hand

Hmm small hands on a guy equals.. Small penis.
 duck 

Quoting MIAMIx707 (Reply 7):
Talk about an attention whorish (no pun intended) thread.

 yes  but it will be a hugly popular thread...Especially if there is video

Quoting Queso (Reply 18):
My condolences. See if you can sweet-talk them into giving you a REAL handgun.....like maybe a Sig!

Why? I am not planning to throw it at the bad guy... duck 

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