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December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:29 am

 
YYZflyer
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:43 am

I heard about this a while ago. I am more than willing to help out this cause  Wink  duck 

*makes note to tell friends*  Silly  Wink
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BCNGRO
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:47 am

Quoting YYZflyer (Reply 1):
*makes note to tell friends*

lol yes.

Quote:
Participate on the 22nd, and tell your friends!

Should read "tell your hot friends"  Wink
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:47 am

Quoting BCNGRO (Reply 2):
Should read "tell your hot friends

Does that mean that those of us who DON'T look like supermodels don't deserve to participate or benefit?
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:11 am

A weather system came through today. That means we're going to have a Dry Orgasm Day.

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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:58 pm

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 3):
Does that mean that those of us who DON'T look like supermodels don't deserve to participate or benefit?

No, I just meant we could use this opportunity to try to get something from those hot friends from which we wouldn't benefit otherwise, if you know what I mean...  

I'm sure everyone can participate, even Gkirk and, well...  

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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:32 pm

The countdown ends at 7:00 AM my time! It's extremely unlikely I'll even be awake at that time, let alone doing anything that could get me to orgasm!

I'm more than willing to help this cause, but I can't do it at 7:00 AM... Maybe sometime in the afternoon.
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Sat Dec 23, 2006 12:04 pm

Well This explains it!!

At my new appartment, I live on the second level/story. But it's facing the up hill part of a small hill. So the first floor is a ground floor with mostly a view of the ground. Now I hadn't given much thought about this until last night (early this morning of the 22nd) when through my open window, I could hear VERY PLAINLY the couple in the apartment below my engaged in coitus. Put it this way... the only thing I DIDN'T hear was her quief afterwards. It was quite exciting in a very bizzare way. It was like having a live sex show without actually seeing it. Seems like I'll have to order the remote control for my D-80 so I can see if I can catch something visual.. I can't imagine that with as obvious as it was that everyone in the surrounding appartments knew what was going on that they didn't mean to put on a show, they obviously left the window open, I just hope they leave open the blinds too!!!
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:32 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 7):
I just hope they leave open the blinds too!!!

You want to peep in on them? See how they do it...catch a few pointers?  duck   Smile
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:39 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 7):
the only thing I DIDN'T hear was her quief afterwards

 rotfl  But you did stop by for a cup of duck butter.

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 7):
It was quite exciting in a very bizzare way....[disturbing comment]...I just hope they leave open the blinds too!!!

Holy shit! Dude...
 
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Sat Dec 23, 2006 3:46 pm

March 14th. Best holiday ever.

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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:27 pm

Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 8):
catch a few pointers?

I guess you don't realize what a couple of my nicknames from the nickname thread mean.  Wink

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 9):
But you did stop by for a cup of duck butter.

 no 

Quoting FXramper (Reply 10):
March 14th. Best holiday ever.

http://www.steakandbjday.com/

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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Sat Dec 23, 2006 11:57 pm

will anyone be monitoring seismic activity that day? Could be interesting.
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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:42 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 7):
It was like having a live sex show without actually seeing it. Seems like I'll have to order the remote control for my D-80 so I can see if I can catch something visual.. I can't imagine that with as obvious as it was that everyone in the surrounding appartments knew what was going on that they didn't mean to put on a show, they obviously left the window open, I just hope they leave open the blinds too!!!

Teddy, that is so funny!!!! Maybe Santa will bring you that remote for Christmas...

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RE: December 22 Is Global Orgasm Day

Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:22 am

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 13):
Maybe Santa will bring you that remote for Christmas...

I'd be happier with you  Wink
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