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Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:59 pm

Source: NBC5 Chicago

A senior at an Illinois high school is accused of contaminating food in the cafeteria.

The boy at Wheaton North High School ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing last week and left it on a condiments cart in the cafeteria for upperclassmen, school officials said Thursday.

Even though the school's food service provider requires that workers empty condiment containers and wash them every other day, Principal Jill Bullo said the company officials were not sure if the container was washed after lunch, according to the Post-Tribune.
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If the container as not washed out, students would have been exposed to the ejaculate during two lunch periods Dec. 6, and five lunch periods on Dec. 7, the paper reported.

The principal said that after Dec. 7, seven lunch periods after the ejaculation, the container definitely would have been cleaned.

But, she said, even if the containers were washed properly and on time, students would still have used the bottle's contents during fourth and fifth period lunch on Dec. 6.

School officials said the boy confessed to contaminating the salad dressing bottle Tuesday, school officials said.

The paper reported that it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or become ill from it.

The student allegedly bragged to his friends during his lunch period Dec. 6 about ejaculating in the bottle. One of those students told school leaders Tuesday, Wheaton Warrenville School District 200 superintendent Gary T. Catalani said.

"I don't believe that they thought it to be true, but students were talking about this rumor," Bullo said.

The paper reported that parents of students at the school received a mailed letter which told them that the district is working with Wheaton police, who said an attempted aggravated battery arrest is imminent.

"An act occurred that could have physically harmed someone at the school, but no one was physically harmed," police Cmdr. Joseph Eversole said.

The school's punishment for the student was not disclosed.

"We've taken very severe measures against this student," Catalani said.

Sodexho, the food service company, has now discontinued its use of smaller bottles for condiments and has started using larger containers that would make it difficult for a student to steal.

The paper reported that several students were angry about the incident.

"I was very surprised and appalled and embarrassed that this could happen," senior Brian Corcoran said.

One freshman girl told the paper that she would never eat cafeteria food again.

"You're supposed to feel safe enough to eat at school, but this makes you feel disgusted," she said.

A statement was issued Thursday by the DuPage County Health Department, in consultation with the Illinois Department of Public Health.

"The risk of acquiring a sexually transmitted disease or other disease from the ingestion of food contaminated with semen is considered extremely low," the statement said. "We are not aware of any documented cases of hepatitis B, hepatitis C, HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases that have been spread through this means."

The statement did say that the student responsible is undergoing medical testing and if he has an illness that may pose a risk to others, information will be provided to the parents of students who were potentially exposed.


ugh what a dirty dirty prank!

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:17 pm

I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:25 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

First of all - Eeeew!  boggled 

Second - I think more pertinent question is, now that you have let it out - why did your woman DO that??

And oh yeah - about that boy - May be they need a better Sex-ed class? I am simply having a feeling that the guy is just in his hyper-active hormone stage...

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:27 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say,

I'm glad my roommate has sworn off sex until she gets married.....so I'll never have to worry about that one  Big grin

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
One freshman girl told the paper that she would never eat cafeteria food again.

"You're supposed to feel safe enough to eat at school, but this makes you feel disgusted," she said.

Good call on that one! That story is just plain nasty  vomit 
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:28 pm

Under the proper circumstances, maliciously exposing someone to body fluids is a felony in some states. I wonder if Mr. Dumbfuck had that in mind. And he could be charged with one felony for every person he exposed.

Also, he could be ordered to pay for every person's present and future HIV and hepatitis testing. I was told by a lab tech that each test costs between $300 and $500.

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:36 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

Dude..way too much info..lol. But good stuff..I see u have received Tobi intact  biggrin 

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 4):
And he could be ordered to pay for every person's present and future HIV and hepatitis testing.

If the guy has HIV or any other STD. If he is clean then I don't think they'll do a HIV test etc for all the students.
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:22 pm

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
Sodexho, the food service company,

How is Sodexho a better alternative to ejaculate?
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:48 pm

Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 3):
I'm glad my roommate has sworn off sex until she gets married.....so I'll never have to worry about that one

But she might.

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:08 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:09 pm

What a sick dude. I mean, come on?! Why does it seem that American teenagers are much less mature than their European counterparts?
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:24 pm

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 9):
What a sick dude. I mean, come on?! Why does it seem that American teenagers are much less mature than their European counterparts?

They're both just as bad as each other, its just european students are smart enough not to brag about it to friends...
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:29 pm

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
The boy at Wheaton North High School ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing last week

It's a shame Westy had to take time off from posting on A.net to go pick up his son from school when he got busted.  duck 
 
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:33 pm

Quoting Graphic (Reply 6):
How is Sodexho a better alternative to ejaculate?

IDK, but they make some dam fine tater tots at my school  Wink
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:58 pm

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Maybe it was his interpretation of ...
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:09 pm

Sodexho must be pretty big. My campus just kicked out Chartwells, and brought on Sodexho.
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:15 pm

Happens all the time. The owner of a doener stand near Frankfurt offered 2 kinds of sauce, one for the pig eaters and one for turks with more garlic in it.

The one for the pig eaters was the one in which he whacked off.
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:17 pm

What happened to jerking off in a sock or pillow.

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Reply 1):
I was having shower sex one time. I don't know why, but when it was time to unload, my woman deposited my love potion into her roommate's shampoo bottle. I must say, I relished in the thought of her rubbing my man-goodge into her hair before class the next morning.

A real woman would have accepted you man juice personally, not rejected your seed in a plastic bottle.  Wink
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:35 pm

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 10):
They're both just as bad as each other, its just european students are smart enough not to brag about it to friends...

True... True... True...  sarcastic 
 
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:42 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 14):
Sodexho must be pretty big. My campus just kicked out Chartwells, and brought on Sodexho.

They are, they handle some shipping departments of some companies around here IIRC.
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:33 am

They dont know if anyone was sick???

Im pretty sure alot of people eat (or swallow lol) that stuff every day lol.
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:56 am

Quoting Trekster (Reply 19):
Im pretty sure alot of people eat (or swallow lol) that stuff every day lol

Based on 500,000,000 oral ejaculations per day at 5 ml per discharge, that equates to 2,500,000 litres a day worldwide.

Let's see... 5 ml of semen contains 2 calories, which means there's 400 calories per litre. That's a world total of 1 billion calories per day, which is 4.184 gigajoules of energy, which is equivalent to...

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:10 am

This sounds like fear factor from Chapelle Show with Tyrone Biggims

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
The paper reported that it is unknown whether anyone ate the salad dressing or become ill from it.

I highly doubt anyone got sick from it before they knew what was in it. After that, I would imagine there was a line out the bathroom door.
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:08 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 20):
Let's see... 5 ml of semen contains 2 calories, which means there's 400 calories per litre. That's a world total of 1 billion calories per day, which is 4.184 gigajoules of energy, which is equivalent to...

So would the world orgasm day be something like this?

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:07 pm

But it was Ranch salad dressing!
He was probably just expressing what most people feel about the most disgusting condiment the US has inflected in the world.
Though I guess it wasn't the most appropriate way to express himself - maybe it was a choice between the bottle or getting his girlfriend pregnant!

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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:09 pm

Quoting PerthGloryFan (Reply 23):
But it was Ranch salad dressing!
He was probably just expressing what most people feel about the most disgusting condiment the US has inflected in the world.

Could well be that ranch dressing is made of that stuff anyway. He just proably added some flavor to it!
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:58 am

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):

The boy at Wheaton North High School ejaculated into a bottle of ranch salad dressing last week and left it on a condiments cart in the cafeteria

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Such things happen more often than you think. I remember that a couple I know some years ago while on holidays in the Engiadina-Valley (Grisons/Switzerland) came back from an excursion BEHIND a luxury hotel and saw a group of boys ejaculating across an unattended rotating grill with chicken, and were almost dying of laughing. The couple went on and spared their laughters for later !  wave 
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:01 am

School officials named the new dressing - cream of sumyoungman.
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RE: Boy Puts Bodily Fluid In Salad Dressing

Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:22 am

Quoting Lfutia (Thread starter):
The school's punishment for the student was not disclosed.

Unfortunately, this didn't happen in Singapore, where he might well have been whacked with a bamboo cane of in Iran, where officials might well have "whacked off" the offending member, pun intended.  Big grin

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