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Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:23 pm

All right, here's the deal. I can't even believe I'm sober enough to write dis correclty. It's probably latebeled with msispeleledings and I don't are. ANyway -- here is the deal.

ILIKEYYC came to visit me tonight and thsu I took him barhopping at "them gay joins."

So I took him out and got him really drunk. And I got tearlelaly durnk, too. And the best part is....I GOT HIM OUT ONTHE DANCE FLOOR FOR THE FIRST EVER TIME!!

And now he's on my air mattrses with a *GIRL*. It's hysterical.

Oh,a and as for the worst pick up line ever...So i'm on the dance floor getting i on with someone real hot and heavy and he's in front of me gyrating and stuff...andn well...he turns around and i look right at him and sya....

"your shampoo smells great.'

so, um...yeah....

put thiso ne into tthe books people..
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:27 pm

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
I can't even believe I'm sober enough to write dis correclty.

You're not.  no 

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Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:31 pm

ANDREW IN BED WITH ???????

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Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:43 pm

It's everone's favorite game show: Whose Standards Are Lower!
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:50 pm

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):

Oh my.  crazy 
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:52 pm

EDIT: deleted slightly tasteless comment

She looks swell. Really.

[Edited 2007-01-03 10:53:08]
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:57 pm

Gavin,

You are three sheets to the wind.

Can't see the picture.
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:16 pm

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 6):

girl is getting mad. he wont cucdle with her.
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:26 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 7):
girl is getting mad. he wont cucdle with her.

I love to cuddle.

Hey there seems to be a pair of jeans in the picture, but nobody is wearing them. Unless it's laundry day.

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Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:31 pm

Any Pics.

 Smile


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Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:35 pm

Quoting HAWK21M (Reply 9):
Any Pics.

$19.95 for the DVD.
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Quoting IAH777 (Reply 3):
It's everone's favorite game show: Whose Standards Are Lower!

For the game to be played you first have to find contestants that have standards, and these aren't it... biggrin 
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:57 pm

Repost that picture. This thread is worthless without one.
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:58 pm

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
"your shampoo smells great.'

Reminds me of a line used by my American ex room mate.

"You have such lovely long blonde hair, can't wait to see it clogging up the plughole in my shower."

No lie!  Sad

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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:16 pm

Quoting STLGph (Reply 7):
girl is getting mad. he wont cucdle with her.

Looks like all she has to do is lean away from him a bit and let air pressure and gravity take over. She'll be spooning in no time.

Seriously, though, she looks as if she may be hiding some healthy sweater kittens. Tell her to shed the threads and let the girls go free. That'll do it. Be sure to record this and share with the group for posterity.
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:25 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):

How are you able to view the picture?
All I get is the red "X" in the white box...
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:26 pm

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 12):
Repost that picture. This thread is worthless without one.





Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
I took him barhopping at "them gay joins."



Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
And now he's on my air mattrses with a *GIRL

Well, first of all, are you SURE it's a girl?

Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
Oh,a and as for the worst pick up line ever..



Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
"your shampoo smells great.'

So what? He got laid last night, that's what counts! He can put his first mark on the bedpost! Congrats on losing your virginity, Ilikeyyc! Hope you wore a raincoat! And remember, only let her grab your weapon if you're sure she can handle it!


Edited to add.....

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 15):
All I get is the red "X" in the white box...

Me too.

[Edited 2007-01-03 15:35:30]
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:28 pm

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 15):
All I get is the red "X" in the white box...

Because it's X-rated of course  Smile
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:31 pm

Quick, somepody repost in on Photobucket.
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:32 pm

Can someone who can see the picture take a screenshot and post it here? I don't even get the red X, just nothing at all!

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):
Seriously, though, she looks as if she may be hiding some healthy sweater kittens. Tell her to shed the threads and let the girls go free.

 rotfl  Excellent!

Quoting Queso (Reply 16):
Congrats on losing your virginity, Ilikeyyc!

Tell me what it was like dude!

Signed,

AirFrameAS

 Wink

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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:40 pm

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 15):
How are you able to view the picture?

Easy. I don't suck at the webernet.  biggrin 

I really don't know why. Perhaps it is the chaste and morally pure life I lead.  confused 
 
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:46 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 20):
I really don't know why. Perhaps it is the chaste and morally pure life I lead

Wait, the shit is really getting deep, and I'm standing on my desk...
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Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:50 pm

Still waiting on the pics..
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:18 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 21):
Quoting IAH777 (Reply 20):
I really don't know why. Perhaps it is the chaste and morally pure life I lead

Wait, the shit is really getting deep, and I'm standing on my desk...

 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:20 am

I dont want to see Andrew (Ilikeyyc) naked.  no 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:29 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 24):
I dont want to see Andrew (Ilikeyyc) naked.

I'm easy. I do.

I always thought this is the worse pick up line:

"Let's go back to my place and do the things I am going to tell my friends we did anyway."
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:18 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 16):
Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
"your shampoo smells great.'

So what? He got laid last night, that's what counts!

That seemed to be Gavin's pickup line, not Andrew's. Note: Andrew brought a girl home, Gavin came home and signed online. Do not use this pickup line!
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:24 am

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 3):
It's ever one's favorite game show: Whose Standards Are Lower!

I can't see the pic, but I'm assuming he "harpooned a whale", lol.

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 25):
"Let's go back to my place and do the things I am going to tell my friends we did anyway."

I'm a big fan of..
Guy: Are your parents thieves?
Girl: No...what the hell are you talking about?
Guy: I think they stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

If cheesy lines work, this one would do it lol.
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Quoting YWG (Reply 27):
Guy: Are your parents thieves?
Girl: No...what the hell are you talking about?
Guy: I think they stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

Ouch that is BAD!  Sad



Here is a good one;
Excuse me lady but I'd like to get something straight between us.  Smile
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:40 am

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 25):
I always thought this is the worse pick up line:

"Let's go back to my place and do the things I am going to tell my friends we did anyway."

It's a good one, but I still think the worst is to look at the girl, then down at your waist, then at her again and say, "M'kay, it's not going to suck itself, y'know..."
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:44 am

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 29):
"M'kay, it's not going to suck itself, y'know..."

I'll have to tell the hubby that one on date night.
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:50 am

jesus christ. I thought Gavin was joking last night when he said he started this thread.  Angry  Angry  Angry Thank god no one can see the picture.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):
Looks like all she has to do is lean away from him a bit and let air pressure and gravity take over. She'll be spooning in no time.

I was worried the mattress might pop and then I wouldn't have a comfortable place to sleep.
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:51 am

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 31):
no one can see the picture.

Seeing that you were obliterated, was she good looking or was she a sea donkey?
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:09 am

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 31):

I was worried the mattress might pop and then I wouldn't have a comfortable place to sleep.

I can think of one good place....

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 14):
Seriously, though, she looks as if she may be hiding some healthy sweater kittens.
 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:09 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 32):
Seeing that you were obliterated, was she good looking or was she a sea donkey?

For the record, she followed us home. Let me put it this way, when the gut sticks out as far as the boobs, we have a problem. But I will say that she was a very good dancer and could move very well.
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:13 am

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 34):
Let me put it this way, when the gut sticks out as far as the boobs, we have a problem.

Considering where you both ended up, are you sure "she" was a woman?  Wow!
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:15 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 16):
Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
I took him barhopping at "them gay joins."



Quoting STLGph (Thread starter):
And now he's on my air mattrses with a *GIRL

Well, first of all, are you SURE it's a girl?



Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 35):
Considering where you both ended up, are you sure "she" was a woman?

Yeah, inquiring minds want to know!
 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:18 am




On second thoughts....maybe it's better we don't see.  Wink
 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:18 am

Oh, just wait till you see the t-shirt I'm gonna give him for the next BHM meet:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=687
 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:19 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 35):
Considering where you both ended up, are you sure "she" was a woman?

Her boobs are real, so yes I'm sure.
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:22 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 38):
Oh, just wait till you see the t-shirt I'm gonna give him for the next BHM meet:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/prod...d=687

Silhouette target, anyone?  Smile
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:30 am

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 39):
Her boobs are real, so yes I'm sure.

Boobs don't quite make a woman. Anyone can get implants or grow them naturally with hormones. In the dark, if you're not feeling around (and being drunk....chances are you didn't) a hole is just that...a hole.

But if you had fun, for what you can remember, then it was all good. No harm done.
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:40 am

Quoting Ilikeyyc (Reply 40):
Silhouette target, anyone?

Me, or the shirt?  rotfl 

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 41):
Boobs don't quite make a woman.

Don't let Superfly hear you say that!
 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:42 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 42):
Me, or the shirt?

The shirt, of course!!!  Smile
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:58 am

The horrible evidence will have to wait until after he leaves.

At any rate -- last night was astounding. We passed out until 130pmish. I guess Andrew awoke earlier. He's being a good sport thus far but I was for sure thinking he'd bolt at 6am to the airport to get home to Atlanta.

Interesting note -- I found out that my nice little studio apartment can sleep up to 11. I took to bed next to an angry black woman and a stripper.

I hurt in many places right now.

I love you all.
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:03 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 42):
Me, or the shirt?

Bring body armor....


On a side note not meant to detour, de-rail or hijack:
I Feel the BHM '07 will have a hoarde of new attendees...
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:04 am

Quoting DavestanKSAN (Reply 8):
Hey there seems to be a pair of jeans in the picture, but nobody is wearing them. Unless it's laundry day.

Haha yea but the gal still is wearing hers  Wink I guess things just didnt work out for him. Wait is he really gay?
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:13 am

Quoting STLGph (Reply 44):
hurt in many places right now.

My mind being where it always is...I hope it doesn't involve colors like greenish-yellow or yellowish-green and the word 'discharge' associated with said colors. That or 'pucker up!!'.

The mind reels.
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:20 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 45):
On a side note not meant to detour, de-rail or hijack:
I Feel the BHM '07 will have a hoarde of new attendees...

I hope so! We're gonna have a lot of fun and I look forward to giving ya a run for yer money on those plates!

Quoting STLGph (Reply 44):
I took to bed next to an angry black woman and a stripper.

Was that an all-in-one package, or two separate units?

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 47):
Quoting STLGph (Reply 44):
hurt in many places right now.

My mind being where it always is...I hope it doesn't involve colors like greenish-yellow or yellowish-green and the word 'discharge' associated with said colors.

Eeeeeeuuuuwwwwww!!!!!
 
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Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:29 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 48):
Eeeeeeuuuuwwwwww!!!!!

STLGph started it!!!!

Quoting STLGph (Reply 44):

I hurt in many places right now.
You can't cure stupid

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