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Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:23 pm

Hey guys,

this is something I found the other day... I had a huge laugh  rotfl 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/WILCO737/Hundekacke1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/WILCO737/Hundekacke2.jpg

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:43 pm

Only in Germany would you get something like this!

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:59 pm

Haha, that's awesome!

I love how Europe is so much less politically correct. Like in airports. Here in the US, they have 5-6 final boarding calls before the flight leaves. I like Amsterdam... "Passengers Olson and Hanson, you are delaying the flight"
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:05 pm

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 2):

I love how Europe is so much less politically correct. Like in airports. Here in the US, they have 5-6 final boarding calls before the flight leaves. I like Amsterdam... "Passengers Olson and Hanson, you are delaying the flight"

Nice! Thought you cant quite beat the Samoan way of doing it: 'Get to the bloody gate or we're leaving!'. Though, most people on Samoa seem to know each other, so....
 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:08 pm

Quoting Chachu201 (Reply 3):
Nice! Thought you cant quite beat the Samoan way of doing it: 'Get to the bloody gate or we're leaving!'. Though, most people on Samoa seem to know each other, so....

I'm sure that works as well.
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:17 pm

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 2):
Passengers Olson and Hanson, you are delaying the flight"

They do that here too, you hear "passengers Smith and Jones, STILL (emphasis on still LOL) delaying flight .... board immediately or you will be offloaded from this flight"

You might also hear "this is the last and absolutely final boarding call for flight...."  rotfl 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:40 pm

Germany, i have some vivid memories particularly of dog shit on the sidewalks. It was disgusting and it takes a lot to make me frown with displeasure at other people. Friggin landmines in a lot of areas, almost epidemic.

When i visited lat May it was not as evident, but i was there for only 3 days.

I say bring on the signs !!

And yes Phil, they are funny.  Wink
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:46 pm

Quoting WILCO737 (Thread starter):

 rotfl  So ein Sch**ß-Schild  Silly .

Quoting Chachu201 (Reply 3):
Nice! Thought you cant quite beat the Samoan way of doing it: 'Get to the bloody gate or we're leaving!'. Though, most people on Samoa seem to know each other, so....

Man, how often I would have loved to hear that in Atlanta.
 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:46 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 6):
Friggin landmines in a lot of areas,

Yeah I know what you mean, BUT the Germans had a good idea... Why not picking up the shit of a dog in a bag and put it into a bin...
This is not a joke... check this out:



In this nice little white box at the bottom there are the bags to collect the shit of your lovely dog  praise  what an invention

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:50 pm

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 8):
Why not picking up the shit of a dog in a bag and put it into a bin...

We've been doing that for years in the USA. In some places, you can get a nasty fine for not picking up after your dog or horse.

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:51 pm

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 9):
We've been doing that for years in the USA. In some places, you can get a nasty fine for not picking up after your dog or horse.

Yeah, its not new here as well... and you will be fined as well... Another reason why I prefer pussies... I mean cats Big grin

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:54 pm

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 8):
In this nice little white box at the bottom there are the bags to collect the shit of your lovely dog praise what an invention

We have those in the US.

I also use a leash that has a built-in receptable in it to carry a roll of bags. My dog always gives me a puzzled look when I pick the stuff up....
 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 10:55 pm

Quoting 767Lover (Reply 11):
My dog always gives me a puzzled look when I pick the stuff up....

Yeah I would look puzzled as well when someone is picking up my shit Big grin

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:00 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 6):
Germany, i have some vivid memories particularly of dog shit on the sidewalks. It was disgusting and it takes a lot to make me frown with displeasure at other people.

Germany is extremely clean (streetwise) compared to the UK. It always amazes me at just how clean it is.

Where as the first thing you see when you get to the train station at MAN is bird shit, and rubbish everywhere.

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:06 pm

Quoting BA757 (Reply 13):
Germany is extremely clean (streetwise) compared to the UK. It always amazes me at just how clean it is.

You're not helping the UK tourism board.  Wink

When i was in FRA last, it was super clean. Amazing really, but i thought it was because of the upcoming WM. Putting on a good show. How is it now Phil... still nice and clean? I also heard that the Lady mayor of FRA is behind all this with regards to having a clean and pleasant FRA.
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:08 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 14):
How is it now Phil... still nice and clean?

yeah it is pretty clean... very nice still here... But bad weather, rain, clouds and 10°C at the 5th of January...

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:12 pm

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 15):
But bad weather, rain, clouds and 10°C at the 5th of January...

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Same here!!...actually we are to reach 13 c today !! I'm so glad i didn't do the backyard rink this year.  Wink

Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 15):
very nice still here

Good to hear. I may be returning this May again and i expect a clean city !!  Wink
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:13 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 16):
Good to hear. I may be returning this May again and i expect a clean city !! Wink

You will! and let me know when you are around...

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:24 pm

Reminds me of Borat and him picking up his feces.

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:33 pm

Here one in use in places in Switzerland :
 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:35 pm

Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 19):

yeah very nice as well....

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:35 pm

Quoting BA757 (Reply 13):
Where as the first thing you see when you get to the train station at MAN is bird shit, and rubbish everywhere.

Not a nice thing to say about MYT332 whilst he's banned  Yeah sure
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:37 pm

Quoting Andz (Reply 5):
You might also hear "this is the last and absolutely final boarding call for flight...."

That one always amuses me, too. Talk about redundancy...  Smile
 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:37 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 21):
Not a nice thing to say about MYT332 whilst he's banned Yeah sure

He is banned?! sorry, but  rotfl 

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:06 am

Politically correct response to the "No Dog Shit" signs: "When will this shameless oppression of canine defecation cease? Surely, as the richest society on Earth, we can afford to build public restrooms for our most wonderful of nonhuman companions?"

Surely, indeed.

[Edited 2007-01-05 19:07:57]
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:18 am

Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 24):
Politically correct response

Well, it used to be okay calling them "canine Americans" but some of them have gotten touchy about even that.

Your

Quoting AerospaceFan (Reply 24):
nonhuman companions

is no longer okay. It is now "alternatively mammalian companions" although some of them are starting to quibble over who is whose companion.

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The other day I was out in the back yard picking up after my doggies which always puzzles them. My youngest, a yorkie went in the house and brought out a ball. She dropped it at my feet and looked up at me as if to say "here's a better game!" I think she thinks I'm pretty dumb.
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:27 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 9):
dog or horse.

You have to clear up after your horse!  Wow!  rotfl 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:32 am

When I was in 6th grade, my math teacher had a different way of getting people to pick up their dogs' shit while they were in front of the school. If he saw someone walking their dog and the dog did its business, he'd have the entire class yell out the window "Pick it up please!" Needless to say our schoolyard was rather clean Big grin
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:56 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 25):
is no longer okay. It is now "alternatively mammalian companions" although some of them are starting to quibble over who is whose companion.

Perhaps "humanly challenged"?

This reminds me of a sign that we saw somewhere in England: "No Dumping By Order"

I probably have a photo of it somewhere, but alas, no scanner.

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:06 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 25):
It is now "alternatively mammalian companions" although some of them are starting to quibble over who is whose companion.

Wowsers. I'm truly, truly in the Twilight Zone.

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:02 am

Quoting WILCO737 (Thread starter):
Hey guys,

this is something I found the other day... I had a huge laugh

Phil...OMG, that is so funny!! Here in Toronto we can be fined if we let our dogs crap and don't pick it up!!! I honestly have never seen a sign like that anywhere....that is really great. I always carry plastic bags in my pocket to pick up my dogs poopie...

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:08 am

reminds me of the time when i saw german cigarettes w. the disclaimer that you will die a slow painful horrible death if you smoke these

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 9:27 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 26):
Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 9):
dog or horse.

You have to clear up after your horse! Wow! rotfl

That would badly suck, 1kg of pure shit. Although cows would be worse, all sloppy.  yuck 

You can get a fine over here is you don't clean up after your dog. And an even bigger fine if you're caught whilst your dog is doing a shit on the beach.
 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:24 am

Thank goodness cows and elephants don't fly. Big grin
 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:39 am

Quoting OlegShv (Reply 33):
Thank goodness cows and elephants don't fly.

INCOMING!!!! *splat*
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:40 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 34):
INCOMING!!!! *splat*

What the heck was that?! Oh, Kai must be sky diving! Big grin
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:42 am

Quoting Adopim88 (Reply 35):
What the heck was that?!

Put two and two together.

Birds shit. But they're tiny.
Elephants shit. But they're huge.

Good thing elephants don't fly.
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:44 am

There are actually some National parks here in California that when you start out the hike and camping, they give you paper bags and some leafs so that way you do your thing in the bag and not at some tree.
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 10:57 am

I'm afraid she did exactly that, and put you instead of cows and elephants.  duck 

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 36):
Put two and two together.
 
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:32 pm

I saw a silhouette/red slash "no dog sex" sign near a playground in London two years ago. While searching for it, I found this.



That's a lot of effort for a couple of seconds of zip-bang. I'll bet she thanked him with a huge loogy in the face.

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:40 pm

For crying out loud, if dogs want to have sex, what are their owners going to do, in the absence of garden hoses? Or are those provided?

 

[Edit: The remainder of the original version of this post has been deleted for reasons for taste.]

[Edited 2007-01-07 04:51:11]
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Mon Jan 08, 2007 2:38 pm

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 39):
I saw a silhouette/red slash "no dog sex" sign near a playground in London two years ago. While searching for it, I found this.

Here's a funny one I took this past summer while driving along the hwy on my way to Beaverton, Ontario...

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:21 pm

Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 36):
Birds shit. But they're tiny.

Tiny huh? You don't want to be hit by a bomb from one of these!

http://www.sa-venues.com/wildlife/birds_hadeda_ibis.htm
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:50 pm

Quoting Andz (Reply 42):
to be hit by a bomb from one of these!

you mean a scenario like THIS one ? :

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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:24 pm

Quoting 767Lover (Reply 11):
Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 8):
In this nice little white box at the bottom there are the bags to collect the shit of your lovely dog praise what an invention

We have those in the US.

I also use a leash that has a built-in receptable in it to carry a roll of bags. My dog always gives me a puzzled look when I pick the stuff up....

Guess those extraterrestrials confuse the dogs for the masters of this planet and not us human shit-pickers. Big grin Maybe that's the reason why there still hasn't been any contact to the little green men from Mars.
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RE: Thank You For Not Shitting

Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:22 pm

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 41):
Here's a funny one I took this past summer while driving along the hwy on my way to Beaverton, Ontario...

I caught a similar picture not so long ago.

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Sorry its a bit blurry, I didn't exactly have the camera in the right setup for it, it was just to good a opportunity to miss. hehe.

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