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Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:36 am

Is there no end to what people will steal these days ?! This is one weird guy... Although it was in Southampton  Wink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/6234445.stm

"Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in Hampshire.
The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.

He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.

"He did a very professional job. He turned off the stop cock and capped off the pipe."
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:44 am


This guy looks pissed!




The suspect was captured on CCTV with a bulging rucksack



He did a very professional job. He turned off the stop cock and capped off the pipe.



This is just too damn funny!  rotfl 
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:47 am

That's gonna make for some pissed guys being really pissed off that they have to go elsewhere to take a piss.
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:48 am

Gives a whole new meaning to TAKE a piss!
 
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:17 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 3):
Gives a whole new meaning to TAKE a piss!

He sure was taking the piss!
 
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:31 am

 rotfl 

At least in Norway, people would just break them
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:36 am

Quoting Queso (Reply 3):
Gives a whole new meaning to TAKE a piss!

Yes, yes, yes.  Yeah sure  Wink

And it was a bog-standard urinal, the thief looked flushed, had a basin haircut, was a wee feller and hus plumbed new depths in crime.

Expect all to appear as headlines in the Sun tomorrow.  Wink
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:37 am

Quoting LHRjc (Thread starter):
Although it was in Southampton

I thought Justin was in California?
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:53 am

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:54 am

I rather think it was ARMITAGESHANKS
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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:57 am

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 9):
I rather think it was ARMITAGESHANKS

 rotfl  these are getting worse  Wink

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RE: Thief Steals Urinal From City Pub

Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:08 am

Here's one that Hemingway stole from Sloppy Joe's. It's a watering fountain for mutant cats now.

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