Like graffiti 'artists' (vandals), a capella groups, glee clubs, harmony singers - whatever you may call them - are a scourge on society. Spreading joy, glee, harmony, they have no place in our modern world. Noise pollution. Rather they should be preaching guns, violence, murder and most important... retribution. Modern values. Those who do not capitulate will get their just desserts. I will urinate on their graves.
Such 'art' invades the eardrums of private citizens and echoes ceaselessly for days. How dare they spread joy while I wallow in self-pity and the misery of others. Until they confine their melodies to their own property and insure nary a sound wave escapes into the public domain, I will fight for an end to them and their felonious acts. Anyone found willfully engaging in the production of gleeful harmonies in the presence of a United States citizen (illegals need not apply) will be punished by 10 years hard labor, removal of the vocal cords and a red-hot poker to seal the rectum.
In the absence of law enforcement, a private citizen (revenger) may exact revenge on the glee-spreading offender (revengee). To what extent is determined solely by the revenger. The revenger cannot subsequently be tried, convicted or punished by law for such retribution and a constitutional amendment will be passed to insure no interference by state or federal judiciaries.
Why this took over a week for the AP to pick this up is unknown. But leave it to those unabashed fascists to paint these polluters as victims. The 'Star Spangled Banner'... yeah, like that song even exists.
A willful, intentional, and premeditated damaging of SOMEONE ELSES brain with no thought or respect whatsoever given to the rights of said brain owner.
Members of a close-harmony group from Yale University are recovering after being ambushed and beaten up while on tour in California.
Members of the a cappella Baker's Dozen were performing at a party in San Francisco at the new year when their rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner" apparently sparked taunts and threats from fellow partygoers.