dtwclipper
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TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:52 am

Ok, new one, and I'll start.


"I have one son who's about to become my daughter, another son whom people are trying to kill, I have a lunatic stepson and a dummy living in my home and a husband who won't make love to me. That's not life, that's something by Tennessee Williams!"



And extra hint:

You think I'm finished?
No, Swedish.
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kmh1956
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:01 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Thread starter):
"I have one son who's about to become my daughter, another son whom people are trying to kill, I have a lunatic stepson and a dummy living in my home and a husband who won't make love to me. That's not life, that's something by Tennessee Williams!"

Soap? (Jessica Tate, if I'm not mistaken)

"We were on a BREAK!"
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helvknight
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:02 am

Soap.

Here's one

"Cigarette?"
"Yes, I know"
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dtwclipper
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:04 am

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 1):
Soap? (Jessica Tate, if I'm not mistaken)

Yes it was "Soap" but that was Mary not Jessica.
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:09 am

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 1):
"We were on a BREAK!"

Friends.

"You complete me."
Hypocrisy. It's the new black for liberals.
 
dtwclipper
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:13 am

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 1):
We were on a BREAK

Friends


"There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line"
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:34 am

Quoting Pope (Reply 4):
"You complete me."

The Office

"You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel."

Edited to get the quote correct.

[Edited 2007-01-10 22:36:26]
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:57 am

Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 6):
"You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel."

South park i think.


"Make it so"
Where does the time go???
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:11 am

Quoting Helvknight (Reply 2):
"Cigarette?"
"Yes, I know"

Police Squad?
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:13 am

Quoting Trekster (Reply 7):
"Make it so"

Star Trek: TNG

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:13 am

Quoting Trekster (Reply 7):
"Make it so"

Star Trek: TNG

"I see Nothing! I know Nothing!"
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dtwclipper
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:16 am

Quoting ZANL188 (Reply 10):
see Nothing! I know Nothing!"

Hogans Heros

"You bubble-headed booby! You realize what you've done?"
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:19 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 11):
"You bubble-headed booby! You realize what you've done?"

Dr Smith -- Lost in Space?

"What'ch you talkin' bout Willis?"
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:21 am

Quoting ZANL188 (Reply 12):
"What'ch you talkin' bout Willis?"

Different Strokes.


"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans."*



*no assist from OI812
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:27 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 13):
"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans."*

American Dad

"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. "
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. "
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:28 am

Quoting MUWarriors (Reply 14):
Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 13):
"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans."*

American Dad

Nope  frown   frown   frown 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:34 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 13):
"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans."*

Dammit, The Simpsons, I knew that.
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:36 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 13):
"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans."*

West Wing?
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:42 am

"Rodney, you plonker!"
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:01 am

Quoting EMA747 (Reply 18):
"Rodney, you plonker!"

Only Fools and Horses Big grin

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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:08 am

Quoting AC773 (Reply 9):
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

Has to be Futurama.


"That money was just resting in my account".
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:26 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 3):
Yes it was "Soap" but that was Mary not Jessica.

I suddenly realised that on my way home from work...one of those lightbulb moments!!
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:30 pm

Quoting David L (Reply 20):

"That money was just resting in my account".

Father Ted


"You have to remember, Paul, that making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk. "
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:40 pm

"Oh my God, Jeremy's still in the trunk. How long has it been? 2 weeks. Yeup. He's dead."

"Ashton Kutcher, you've just been tomahawked......that's my new show, 'Tomahawked'."

 biggrin 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:44 pm

uh Sorry about that Chief
too bad most of us get too soon old and too late smart
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:10 pm

Quoting Oldman55 (Reply 24):
uh Sorry about that Chief

Get Smart

"Meet 1-L-20 on Tach 2"
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 6:48 pm

Quoting Trident3 (Reply 22):
You have to remember, Paul, that making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk. "

The Fast Show - Swiss Toni (One of my favourite shows!!)

Still trying to think of a quote..............AAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:04 pm

Ah got one -

"Well its goodnight from me and its goodnight from him"

(bit of an oldie)
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:56 pm

Quoting Femme (Reply 27):
"Well its goodnight from me and its goodnight from him"

The Two Ronnies

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

by the way, quoting LTU932

Police Squad?

Yup

Edited to include reply to LTU932.

[Edited 2007-01-11 11:58:46]
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:00 pm

Quoting Helvknight (Reply 28):
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

Sledgehammer?
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:01 pm

Quoting Oly720man (Reply 29):
Sledgehammer?

Yessssss!!!!

I'll have to think of another one.  Smile
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:05 pm

Quoting Helvknight (Reply 30):
Yessssss!!!!

I was looking up about it a while ago and very few episodes seem to have ever been saved. Pity, 'cos it was pretty funny.
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:44 pm

"Small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts"

filler
filler
filler
.....  Big grin
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:37 pm

Quoting Femme (Reply 32):
"Small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts"

That's this guy from the fast show...


 Big grin

Here's one, "There's no way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!"

Rgds.
"I feel like a turkey who's just caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him!"
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:35 pm

Quoting Jamie757 (Reply 33):
"There's no way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!"

Alan Partridge?

"What? Does it say 'No Smoking'?".
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:50 pm

Quoting David L (Reply 34):
Alan Partridge?

 yes 

Rgds.
"I feel like a turkey who's just caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him!"
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:09 am

Quoting MUWarriors (Reply 14):
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. "
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. "

Has to be arrested development!


"As sanctioned in Exodus, I am selling my youngest daughter into slavery. She's a sophomore at Georgetown, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What do you think a good price would be?"
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:12 am

Quoting Thepilot (Reply 36):
As sanctioned in Exodus, I am selling my youngest daughter into slavery. She's a sophomore at Georgetown, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What do you think a good price would be?"

"West Wing"



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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:50 am

"It is an ex parrot, it is no more, berift of life it rests in peace, its a stiff - if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies"

 Big grin
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:57 am

Quoting Femme (Reply 38):
"It is an ex parrot, it is no more, berift of life it rests in peace, its a stiff - if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies"

Monty Python's Flying Circus

"Daaamn!!! Brotha done kissed his mama!!"
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:27 am

Quoting David L (Reply 34):
"What? Does it say 'No Smoking'?".

Would it help if I say this is uttered in an operating theatre?
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:04 am

Quoting David L (Reply 40):
Would it help if I say this is uttered in an operating theatre?

Apparently not!  duck 

ER? Scrubs? House?  Wink
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 4:48 am

Quoting David L (Reply 40):
Quoting David L (Reply 34):
"What? Does it say 'No Smoking'?".

Would it help if I say this is uttered in an operating theatre?



Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 41):
Apparently not!

Ah well. I'm not sure it's left these shores but I thought someone from the UK might recognise it.

It's Dr. Guy Secretan in Green Wing as he goes to light up a cigarette during an operation and the other doctors turn and "give him a look".
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:16 pm

I brought you into this world and I can take you out!!
too bad most of us get too soon old and too late smart
 
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:34 pm

"Book him Danno"

Filler
Filler
Filler

 Big grin
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:00 am

Quoting Femme (Reply 44):
"Book him Danno"

da da da da daaaa daaaa

Hawaii 5 - 0
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RE: TV Show By Quote!

Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:12 am

" A thousand Vietnamese children in rags sworm the stage "

 scratchchin 
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