|Quoting Dtwclipper (Thread starter):|
"I have one son who's about to become my daughter, another son whom people are trying to kill, I have a lunatic stepson and a dummy living in my home and a husband who won't make love to me. That's not life, that's something by Tennessee Williams!"
|Quoting Pope (Reply 4):
"You complete me."
|Quoting ZANL188 (Reply 12):|
"What'ch you talkin' bout Willis?"
|Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 13):|
"I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans."*
|Quoting David L (Reply 20):|
"That money was just resting in my account".
|Quoting Trident3 (Reply 22):|
You have to remember, Paul, that making coffee is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. It has to be hot, it has to be strong, you've got to grind your beans slowly... and at the last moment, add the milk. "
|Quoting Femme (Reply 27):
"Well its goodnight from me and its goodnight from him"
|Quoting MUWarriors (Reply 14):|
"Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. "
"There are just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. "
|Quoting Thepilot (Reply 36):|
As sanctioned in Exodus, I am selling my youngest daughter into slavery. She's a sophomore at Georgetown, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What do you think a good price would be?"
|Quoting Femme (Reply 38):|
"It is an ex parrot, it is no more, berift of life it rests in peace, its a stiff - if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies"
|Quoting David L (Reply 40):|
Quoting David L (Reply 34):
"What? Does it say 'No Smoking'?".
Would it help if I say this is uttered in an operating theatre?
|Quoting Vikkyvik (Reply 41):|