It sucks to be fired, but I understand he's found work as a scoreboard at a minor league ballpark in Arkansas. In a weird twist of fate, AerospaceFan has managed to find a way to post asinine political statements in between innings. A local groundskeeper was quoted as saying, "WTF?"
At any rate, on occasion, someone around here has found a way to jack with the trailer-mounted sign boards. He changes them to read "Jesus Loves You," or some other spiritual message. There is so much potential for mischief there...
"Jesus is stalking you."
"Jesus shops at Wal-Mart."
"Bridge out ahead! Or is it?"
"Where did you get that dress? And those shoes? Oh! They're awful!"
"Your wife is cheating on you."
"Did you leave the oven on?"