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Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:10 pm

It appears that the walls here at the hyatt NYC are as thin as paper.

I can therefore hear all the action which included the guy saying:

-I can't find it (I had to retain myself from laughing outloud)
-It'll happen soon
-and other sensitive stuff

They are playing some sexy time music and one can hear the bed squeaking.

What should I do?

-Nothing
-Bang on the connecting door
-Phone the reception
-Yell Rhaaaaaaaa

[Edited 2007-01-13 08:11:03]
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:13 pm

Set a microphone against the wall to record the activity, then call them at 7AM to replay the fun.
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:14 pm

Knock on the door and ask to join


hahaha
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runway23
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:15 pm

If anyone feels like it.

Call the Hyatt NYC on Tel: 212 883 1234

ask for room 2643 and let the fun begin.

Those fire escape maps are quite useful for finding out room numbers Big grin
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:22 pm

I called.

The operator asked for the name of the guest I was trying to reach (most likely due to the time of night), and I answered "The Rhaaaaat".

She hung up on me.
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:26 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Set a microphone against the wall to record the activity, then call them at 7AM to replay the fun.

 rotfl 

I was thinking that very thing . . . sell it on E-Bay . . .

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 4):
The Rhaaaaat".

She hung up on me.

 rotfl 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:30 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 4):
I called.

The operator asked for the name of the guest I was trying to reach (most likely due to the time of night), and I answered "The Rhaaaaat".

She hung up on me.

:D Big grin Big grin

Appears I decided to foam them. Made it ring twice, guy went "oh noooo" then spent about 30 seconds going hello hello hello (fool didnt see I had hung up (not madonna) a long time before that. He is now apparently trying to make it go back up again (without much success going from his wife's encouragements).

However the music is still on.
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:33 pm

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 6):
I decided to foam

Cheek! The woman should have done that herself already.
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:43 pm

Well the action has now ended.

They are now watching TV at a volume which even deaf people could probably hear.

rhaaaaaaa
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:48 pm

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 8):

What are they smoking?
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:53 pm

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):
What are they smoking?

i'd say she was smoking dick...
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:06 pm

Quoting QANTAS077 (Reply 10):
Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):
What are they smoking?

i'd say she was smoking dick...

Thats if his problems of trying to get it up worked!
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:17 pm

Now this is a good non-av thread...
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:15 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Set a microphone against the wall to record the activity, then call them at 7AM to replay the fun.

even better, record the action and then yell out "keep up the excellent entertainment mate......your doing fine" and then listen to the panic noises and then say "oh come on mate, what happened to the entertainment" and then phone them at 7am
 
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Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:26 pm

This might be really bad but...when I was in Disneyland last year in July, me and a few of my buddys were in my hotel room at 2am eating some late dinner and then we hear this banging on our wall and we went closer and we could hear the little screams from a ladie and the guy saying "you like that baby huh you like that?" and we started to laugh and you could hear her say "come on baby you can do better," haha. So...we took a piece of paper and the pen that comes with the room, and we drew a picture (kinda stick figure) of us 3 up against the wall like we are listening and then on the other side of the wall, them doing it doggy style but with a frown on her face. We then opended our door quietly and slide the paper under their door knocked loud and ran back into our room. It was hillarious, we heard him fall on the floor and run over and then we heard "OH SHIT!" Best time of the 5 day pass at Disneyland  Smile
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 6:43 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Set a microphone against the wall to record the activity, then call them at 7AM to replay the fun.

hahaha

Quoting QXatFAT (Reply 14):
"OH SHIT!" Best time of the 5 day pass at Disneyland

HAHAHA... I haven't ever had the joy of doing something like this, the closest i've ever gotten was when I was walking down the streets of AKL with some mates from my dads office when we saw some people making-out, with A LOT of passion. I whistled really loudly and they looked up really embarrassed and I raised my eyebrows a few times and winked at them. not nearly as good as your story, but one day I'll have the fun of doing something like that!!!

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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 7:20 pm

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
What should I do?

Help them out:

"I cant find it"
- "It's not here either"

[Edited 2007-01-13 11:21:33]
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:35 pm

Thats quite funny because as they left they told the receptionist that they could hear a lone' guy pleasuring himself in the room next door?  confused 

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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:42 pm

Quoting EWS (Reply 17):
Thats quite funny because as they left they told the receptionist that they could hear a lone' guy pleasuring himself in the room next door?

Lew

lol

I get horny when I hear things like that!
I now live in a detached house so don't hear couples very often!
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:29 pm

Didn't I do a thread like this a couple of weeks ago?

Do us all a favor... Wank to the sounds of love, satisfy yourself, and go to sleep.. it will work out much better for all of us  Wink
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:49 am

Had this one warm summer evening in Berlin. A couple was having fun with the bedroom window open, entertaining the whole street (Really, upon hearing the woman's love screams everybody in the street stopped whatever he/she was doing and listened). After the last scream there was a loud appause from the listeners, including loud "encore" shouts.... Big grin

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Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:11 am

Back in the summer of 1990, we were in a shipyard in Seward, AK. They way this yard operated, there is a lift which brings the ship out of the water, and then using a system of rails, the ship is moved to a location where the work is performed. We were the largest ship in the yard at that time, so when you stood on the flying bridge of our ship, you looked down on the other ships in the yard.

Well, one day I was called to the bridge. Upon arrival, I was handed a set of binoculars and was directed to look over at a fidhing boat, where, on the top of their bridge, a couple was going at it with wild abandon. Pretty soon, there were a dozen of us up there, and there was total silence.

When the couple finished, they got up and waved to us, and we gave them a round of applause.

Best damn shipyard availability I ever had.
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:12 am

Quote:
Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

How do you know she's his wife? wink 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:21 am

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 20):

 rotfl 

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 22):

You don't nowadays.

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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 1:24 am

Quoting 777ER (Reply 13):
then yell out "keep up the excellent entertainment mate......your doing fine"

 rotfl 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:37 am

Quoting EWS (Reply 17):
Thats quite funny because as they left they told the receptionist that they could hear a lone' guy pleasuring himself in the room next door? confused

 rotfl 
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:48 am

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
-Yell Rhaaaaaaaa

Or better yet; undress and get into your sleaziest robe (Quagmire style), knock the door and say: I'm here for the threesome, giggity giggity!

:D
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:20 am

Quoting Scbriml (Reply 22):
How do you know she's his wife?

Since he cant seem to get it up, it must be  Wink

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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:32 am

You should have turned the fire alarm on, and see them running down semi-naked now thats Evil
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:57 am

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):

What should I do?

What a question... Applaud of course !
Whatever
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:00 am

If you really want to disturb them, yell out "Darling, have you got a man in there?" and wait for the ensuing argument.
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
 
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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:51 am

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
What should I do?

Join in by yelling through the walls. "Oh yeah, that is good, isn't it?" "Dude, she's faking!" "Your positioning is all wrong, move over, I'll show you how it's done." "Anybody have whipped cream?"

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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:42 am

Thank you for letting me know... I'll go a little easier on her.

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RE: Rhaa Guy In Room Next Door Pleasuring His Wife

Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:16 am

Quoting GQfluffy (Reply 9):
What are they smoking?

Better yet... will they share?  rotfl 

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 20):
Had this one warm summer evening in Berlin. A couple was having fun with the bedroom window open, entertaining the whole street (Really, upon hearing the woman's love screams everybody in the street stopped whatever he/she was doing and listened). After the last scream there was a loud appause from the listeners, including loud "encore" shouts.... Big grin

That's friggin' awesome... Did he at least take a bow? Big grin

Quoting Soups (Reply 28):
You should have turned the fire alarm on, and see them running down semi-naked now thats Evil

That's also extremely illegal (unless of course, there's a fire  flamed  )
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