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Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:33 am

In the numerous car debates that crop up around here it is always brought up that guys with large SUVs or pickup trucks must be compensating for their lack of manhood.

Surely, there are men who own Suburbans that also have 12" johnsons.

So why is it that you people who drive small cars question the endowment of those with large vehicles?

Enquiring minds want to know.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:39 am

Quoting Checkraiser (Thread starter):
So why is it that you people who drive small cars question the endowment of those with large vehicles?

It's bunk.

Using their logic, most SUV owners with big penis syndrome should be driving one of these.

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:48 am

Quoting Checkraiser (Thread starter):
Surely, there are men who own Suburbans that also have 12" johnsons.

I hereby unselfishly volunteer whatever time necessary to prove/disprove this.

Quoting L-188 (Reply 1):
A woody!

LOL!
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:01 am

Well, Im built like a babies fist in a boxing glove...
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:10 am

Quoting Richphitzwell (Reply 3):
Well, Im built like a babies fist in a boxing glove...



Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 2):
I hereby unselfishly volunteer whatever time necessary to prove/disprove this.

I guess it's time for you 2 to get together and let us know.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:15 am

Quoting Checkraiser (Thread starter):
So why is it that you people who drive small cars question the endowment of those with large vehicles?

We don't... we question why they need such a f*cking behemoth for one person...

My sister wanted a Chevy Suburban/GMC Tahoe at one point. It would have only been used for personal use, and she surely wasn't hauling anything. She's short and skinny.

I'm pretty tall & wide, and drive a Civic Si.

I think it has to do with the following:
1) Smaller people get big SUV's to feel safer, in my sister's case
2) Larger people get them so they can be comfortable in them (they just need the room)
3) Some people get them because their space is actually used for hauling large volumes of people/stuff.
4) Showing off (see Hummer H1, Escalade, etc)

I'd only get one myself if I needed to haul stuff, or was doing serious off-roading (Hummer H1)
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:17 am

Quoting Checkraiser (Thread starter):
So why is it that you people who drive small cars question the endowment of those with large vehicles?

Compensation factor. Don't have it in the pants? Then boast your masculinity by lifting an F-250 24-inches and install flowmaster.  Yeah sure
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:31 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 5):

Very well put, Duff44.

My input:

Reality check..how often do you see muddy Jeeps rolling in mud, climbing in mountains, sitting atop the edges of canyons...in suburbia and rural farmland?

Why do you need a 300+HP engine to go to the grocery store?

Why do I never see Full-Size SUVs, Pickups, and 4x4's actually doing what they were designed to do (like hauling and towing cargo)?

>>>I think a lot of the SUV and Truck sales are due to effective marketing, not because they are actually needed.

For example, you can get smaller, yet much safer vehicles. As a matter of fact, SUVs have a higher chance of rollovers than a regular automobile.

Some midsize cars have a lot of room-don't be fooled by the outside body.

For most people, a 4 or 6 cylinder is plenty enough, I don't justify an 8 cylinder do tasks such as "take the kids to soccer practice or pick up a gallon of milk."

If only people new about how large vehicles often carry a higher insurance premium, let alone their higher fuel consumption!

Keep in mind that I have no problem with those whose use them as they were designed...why, my dad has a company-issued F-150 that he regularly hauls heavy duty air-compressors (for jackhammering roadways, bridges, etc), trailers, and heavy construction equipment.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:39 am

Quoting DfwRevolution (Reply 6):
Compensation factor. Don't have it in the pants? Then boast your masculinity by lifting an F-250 24-inches and install flowmaster.

Well it's quite obvious who has the real issues when folks judge people solely on the cars they drive - and all they can think about is the guy's johnson.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:26 am

You know about men with big feet?




















































Big Socks!  cheerful 

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:30 am

Quoting Checkraiser (Thread starter):

So why is it that you people who drive small cars question the endowment of those with large vehicles?

Because people are jealous that they can't afford big SUVs so they need a way to attack people that can afford them  Smile

[Edited 2007-01-28 02:31:03]
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:51 am

So then if a big SUV means a small "Johnson", because I drive a small suv do I have to have a BIG "Johnson"? ?
What is the minimum size to drive a small car?  confused 

Its only 9 inches so I hope I won't have to sell my car !  wink   liar 

PS: That's measured like a cat's tail.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:12 am

Quoting Nitrohelper (Reply 11):
So then if a big SUV means a small "Johnson", because I drive a small suv do I have to have a BIG "Johnson"? ?
What is the minimum size to drive a small car?

I think there is a mathmatical formula, third square of the vehicle length plus width or something like that.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:15 pm

O my God it is true! My SUV makes up for my days when I feel little (5 cm or smaller) and my Smart for when I feel huge (20 cm and up). I am always confused when I drive the Chevy Trans Sport MINIvan or the VW Passat Station.

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:28 pm

It's because many SUV and Pick-up drivers bought the vehicle for the macho factor. If they ignore economics and rational thought and buy a certain vehicle simply because it makes them feel baddass or whatever then obviously they are insecure with themselves. I'd say a good chunk of SUV/pick up drivers fall in this category. It's the same as people being brand whores when buying clothing.


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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:42 pm

Quoting Checkraiser (Thread starter):
So why is it that you people who drive small cars question the endowment of those with large vehicles?

Your confusing large vehicles with Hummers, raised trucks, Escalades. I could care less about a 5 foot tall woman in a 6 ton SUV. The cliche really applies to those 3 category cars because it's has been proven to be true especially for Hummer drivers. Still that's ok, my problem is with drivers that buy the cheapest model of a luxury brand, if you can't afford a Mercedes stick with the Toyota, you'll even get more features for the same price.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:13 pm

Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 14):
simply because it makes them feel baddass or whatever then obviously they are insecure with themselves.

Do you also have a small penis when buying nice clothes, cool sunglasses, a cool cellphone, etc, etc, etc then because you wanna look cool and look like a badass, even if you don't go after any special brand? Because there are cheap SUVs as well out there, like the Suzuki Grand Vitara:

Or do you only have a small penis when you're able to afford a car like a Porsche Cayenne, BMW X5, Lexus, Mercedes-Benz ML & GL, Audi Q7, and so on?

[Edited 2007-01-28 13:16:44]
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:23 pm

Do American truck/SUV drivers get taxed more? I personally hate the UK SUV drivers... they get in the way! I've read several interviews and seen some on TV with some skinny mother of 1 saying "Oh it's great, spaceous and I can fit in my kid easily ." SO i guess her and her kid are too big for a small saloon car.

Good job they are getting taxed more in the UK !
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:26 pm

Quoting Raventom (Reply 17):
Do American truck/SUV drivers get taxed more? I personally hate the UK SUV drivers... they get in the way! I've read several interviews and seen some on TV with some skinny mother of 1 saying "Oh it's great, spaceous and I can fit in my kid easily ." SO i guess her and her kid are too big for a small saloon car.

Well maybe she has a small penis too!!

Joking aside: I totally agree with you.. they block the view especially when you're driving behind them, it's quite annoying!

[Edited 2007-01-28 13:26:55]
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:44 pm

Personally I don't think SUVs are any indication someone is trying to compensate their masculinity, especially since it tends to be the status symbol for middle aged soccer moms. What I find more amusing are the people who go tearing around in a field (I'm assuming) and get mud all over their vehicles and never wash it again. It's not so much a question of their masculinity, but the utter ridiculousness of seeing a vehicle driving down the street with an inch of mud caked all over it.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:04 pm

Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 14):
It's because many SUV and Pick-up drivers bought the vehicle for the macho factor.

I share the same point of view. Talking about Italy, I had "opportunity" to meet on the road owners of SUVs with extremely arrogant (and dangerous) behavior.

My simple impression is that people with bad temper tend to buy large SUVs just to be the "king of the road" and look "cool". I don't want to generalize about SUV owners, there are careful SUV drivers as well, but this sort of car is unfortunately quite afflicted.

P.S. On the other hand, there are of course also idiots driving Opel Corsas and Fiat Puntos like crazy  Sad
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:06 pm

I really don't get this. I'm a former owner of a Volkswagen Touareg. I've sold it because I had other priorities in life, considering that it was a relatively expensive car, and because it was pretty much un-parkable in the town I live (the parking spots are too small).

But you know what? Of the 6 cars I had in the last 12 years, it's the only one I actually miss. I love SUVs, I like the design, the comfort, everything.

Did any one of the anti-SUV crowd think that someone might buy an SUV because he actually *likes* it? Because it has an appealing design, because it's comfortable inside? Just like there are people buying Armani clothes because they like them? No? Well, that's the reason why I like SUVs. No penis size to compensate for, sorry.

If I had the money, I would currently go for a Porsche Cayenne, or another Touareg. Yes, the V8, or even better, the W12. Why? No, not because I have to show off, or because I must compensate something. Because I love the sound and torque of those engines. Unbelievable, isn't it? But no, I'm not getting one of those cars, because I don't have the money for it, and I prefer saving a little bit for other priorities (like flying around in small airplanes, which isn't cheap either).

Whenever I see people driving around with SUVs, I look at them and say "wow, I'd love to get one of those again someday". And whenever I get the chance to drive around in my boss' Mercedes ML63AMG, I do. I'm not jealous, I actually enjoy it.

On a side note, there's an interesting article in the last issue of the Swiss Touring Club's journal, where a traffic psychologist (didn't know they existed) analyzed why soccer moms drive SUVs. The reason most probably is that they simply feel safer in an SUV should there be a collision. If this is true or not isn't important in this context - that's what people feel.

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:40 pm

"why oh why am I even throwing myself into the fray here, but what the hell!"

Being a gay man and having seen a good snapshot of what's out there in relation to penis size, shape, colour...(and lions and tigers and bears OH MY!) I can honestly say that it DOES NOT matter if you drive a large SUV and are compensating for small parts and vice versa.

An ex who I still occasionally party with drives an Acura RSX Type-S, a fairly small 2 door coupe; he is tall (6"4") and is VERY well endowed (9.5+). Small car and big knob. I am of average build and height with an average crank (according to my own experience and various standards in medical literature etc.) and I drive a Pontiac Grand Prix or a Ford Explorer. Average car, average truck and average pink bits.

But I do know a guy who drives a Ford F-350 Dualie; and I KNOW (wink, wink) that he is a "small" guy. But he didn't pick the truck - it's a work issued beast. Does this mean he's subconsiously compensating for something?

You know what they say, "It's not what you've got, it's how you use it". And if he's driving a nice Escalade or Q7 or X5 to bring it...than all the better!

What a great way to spend a lazy Sunday at work......

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:00 am

Quoting Checkraiser (Thread starter):
Surely, there are men who own Suburbans that also have 12" johnsons.

What about guys with a 12" Mercury or Evinrude?
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:08 am

Quoting WellHung (Reply 8):
Well it's quite obvious who has the real issues when folks judge people solely on the cars they drive - and all they can think about is the guy's johnson.

Hardly. I love my car, and I don't give a damn what people think about it.

I am just sick of the jackasses in the College Station area who drive monster trucks and can't be bothered to contain their vehicle to a single parking space. I've had to take my '03 Accord to the body shop twice in 8 months, thankfully not at my own expense.

I don't take any interest in what other guys "have," but both scum bags were scrawny, 5'5" suburbanites. You really think they aren't compensating for something with those kind of trucks?
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:32 am

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:39 am

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Sooo, what is the car most fitting for these?


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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:40 am

Quoting Raventom (Reply 17):
I personally hate the UK SUV drivers... they get in the way!

Honest question. I hear Europeans, particulary British folk complaining about SUVs getting in the way. How small/narrow are the roads? I mean some SUVs are indeed large, but I don't find to be any sort of nuisance, not like a huge trailor truck or a big bus. Some SUVs are the same length or even shorter than some cars. I am used to the traffic in NY though.

In my home country, the roads are narrow and that is where some SUVs may encounter a problem.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:17 am

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 5):
My sister wanted a Chevy Suburban/GMC Tahoe

GMC Yukon. A Tahoe is a Chevrolet product genius.

Quoting Raventom (Reply 17):
Do American truck/SUV drivers get taxed more? I personally hate the UK SUV drivers... they get in the way! I've read several interviews and seen some on TV with some skinny mother of 1 saying "Oh it's great, spaceous and I can fit in my kid easily ." SO i guess her and her kid are too big for a small saloon car.

Yea, we get taxed when we have to put more gas at the pump. Only a European socialist would tax a car based on engine size.

Quoting AA787823 (Reply 25):
I am half Welch and half Hungarian...that makes me wellhung!

And 100% idiot. Welch's is a juice brand. Wales/Welsh is a country/nationality.

Quoting Captaink (Reply 27):
Honest question. I hear Europeans, particulary British folk complaining about SUVs getting in the way. How small/narrow are the roads? I mean some SUVs are indeed large, but I don't find to be any sort of nuisance, not like a huge trailor truck or a big bus. Some SUVs are the same length or even shorter than some cars. I am used to the traffic in NY though.

Roads are narrower. That being said, Ive driven small cars back home and I dont see how people can bitch in Europe when there are Semi's on the road.
Oh yea, Europe has 100000% more buses on the road, those are a pain in my ass, trust me if there was the amount of buses in America as in Europe we would kill ourselves.

People need to STFU when it comes to SUV length and fuel economy. If we want to play that game lets take out every BMW 7 series, Mercedes CL and S, Audi A8 etc. The best is politicians in Europe, they drive a god damn BMW 750i which burns just as much gas if not more, costs 2x as much and then they impose idiot taxes and rules on SUVs.

Heres one European that loves SUVs. I have one (only until this summer Sad ), my dad also owns one.

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 21):
On a side note, there's an interesting article in the last issue of the Swiss Touring Club's journal, where a traffic psychologist (didn't know they existed) analyzed why soccer moms drive SUVs. The reason most probably is that they simply feel safer in an SUV should there be a collision. If this is true or not isn't important in this context - that's what people feel.

I agree with you on this post. And let me add to that, who are other people or the government to tell a 40 year old woman to not drive a car if it makes her feel good. Let her, if she dies its her fault.

That being said, I already had a Honda Civic rear end me once. No, let me correct that...Ive had a Honda Civic slide under me once and cause no damage to me and total destruction to it.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:33 am

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 28):
Yea, we get taxed when we have to put more gas at the pump.

Never heard of continual proportion? When it comes to fuel, everyone gets taxed the same way. The more you spend or rather waste the more you pay. Simple and fair.
Just because you bought some gas-guzzling, inefficient p.o.s. SUV doesn't mean you are being taxed more.
That's like fat people complaining about having to pay more in sales tax for their 5 Big Macs, while others pay less in sales tax because obviously they are fine with just one Big Mac for a lunch.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:43 am

Quoting N231YE (Reply 7):
Reality check..how often do you see muddy Jeeps rolling in mud, climbing in mountains, sitting atop the edges of canyons...

That would be today.

This morning my Jeep was at my ranch. Right now, it's in suburban Lewisville, Texas.

Let's play a game. I'll call it, find the pavement.

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:35 am

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 30):
This morning my Jeep was at my ranch. Right now, it's in suburban Lewisville, Texas.

I'm talking suburbia as in large cities, I.E., New York, Detroit, Chicago, etc. The only roads there are paved, nothing that really warrants the need for a Jeep.

Still, you have a photo from Texas, with a very different landscape from the Grand Canyon and Wilderness of the 'West, as marketed for Jeeps by the DaimlerChrysler AG.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:44 am

And now for the lighter side... why people in Europe don't buy SUVs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ze04XeIAM

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:58 am

Quoting N231YE (Reply 31):
I'm talking suburbia as in large cities, I.E., New York, Detroit, Chicago, etc. The only roads there are paved, nothing that really warrants the need for a Jeep.

Lewisville is a suburb of Dallas. There are some odd notions of Dallas out there, but I assure you that we have discovered pavement.

Quoting N231YE (Reply 31):
Still, you have a photo from Texas, with a very different landscape from the Grand Canyon and Wilderness of the 'West,

You've never visited Texas have you?

I must let Queso know that he isn't in the "west". I'm sure he'll be amused. Personally, I consider any where that is home to Western Diamondbacks to be "west" enough.

Without going into detail about the topography of Texas, am I to assume that your comment is meant to state that not even working a ranch is a good enough reason to own a SUV?
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:25 pm

Quoting LYRFlyer (Reply 10):
Because people are jealous that they can't afford big SUVs so they need a way to attack people that can afford them

Dumbest remark in a dumb thread.
There is no correlation between wealth and SUVs. You'd be amazed as to how many Cadillac Escalades you'd see in the ghettos. You'd be amazed as to how many people can't afford to buy a Lexus or Mercedes SUV so they lease one and cut struggle to keep there lights & gas on in there homes.
SUVs aren't more expensive than cars to buy anyway. Many people buy these large pieces of junk to impress others and that's it.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:36 pm

So all the guys out here who drive in a foot of snow, ice and temperatures two figures below for a few months of the year to do their jobs all have small johnsons???  Yeah sure Some of us may actually need a truck or SUV - try the trip up the Coquihalla and visiting places in the BC interior and Alberta in the winter without one, then with one and see which you prefer...

Sorry, even in Vancouver when it got down to -10 the other week, I was sure glad of my 4x4 - those lovely rear wheel drive BMW's, Mercs & Grand Am's sure didnt look so hot spinning backwards across the road into brick walls, thats if they got up the hill in the first place...

Im a freight forwarder and carry around cargo, so i feel justified in owning my F150, but im not going to buy a Civic as well for the days i need to collect the mrs from the mall!!
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:00 pm

Quoting MDorBust (Reply 33):
Without going into detail about the topography of Texas, am I to assume that your comment is meant to state that not even working a ranch is a good enough reason to own a SUV?

Note that I am comparing a ranch to Jeep's marketing.

Surprisingly, most people I know that have farms/ranches own pick-up trucks, not SUVs.

If you are actually using your Jeep to what its designed for, then I apologize about any misunderstandment. Its the fact that I see high-school students and college kids driving Jeeps in the center of a big city that I am going after.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:22 pm

Quoting N231YE (Reply 31):
I'm talking suburbia as in large cities, I.E., New York, Detroit, Chicago, etc. The only roads there are paved, nothing that really warrants the need for a Jeep.

Well even in the city streets I use the off road ability of my Touareg. Its nice not having to change lanes for deep puddles or being to navigate through all the construction sites in Miami without worrying, and I still do some light off roading once in a while. But I agree some people do drive SUVs for no reason. Likes the people that drive Hummer H2's or Range Rovers and than get scared of puddles or drive 3mph over a speed bump.

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 21):
Did any one of the anti-SUV crowd think that someone might buy an SUV because he actually *likes* it? Because it has an appealing design, because it's comfortable inside?

Exactly great point. I like driving an SUV, there is more room, you can see things in front of you better, it is nice being up higher off the ground than others. Also it nice to know that I have 5,400lbs of SUV around me in case I was to get into an accident especially one with another SUV.

Quoting ManuCH (Reply 21):
If I had the money, I would currently go for a Porsche Cayenne, or another Touareg. Yes, the V8, or even better, the W12.

Great choices there. W12 Touareg is my absolute dream car. I am currently driving a 2004 V8 Touareg.

I agree there are some SUVs and SUVs drivers which I dont like. (hummers or raised up SUVs which dont do some serious off roading) But in general as long as I am driving one car its most likely going to be a SUV like a VW Toaureg, one which is a truck but drives like a car on the road. Its just a personal preference and nothing more.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:02 pm

Quoting L410Turbolet (Reply 29):
Never heard of continual proportion? When it comes to fuel, everyone gets taxed the same way. The more you spend or rather waste the more you pay. Simple and fair.
Just because you bought some gas-guzzling, inefficient p.o.s. SUV doesn't mean you are being taxed more.
That's like fat people complaining about having to pay more in sales tax for their 5 Big Macs, while others pay less in sales tax because obviously they are fine with just one Big Mac for a lunch.
Sorry for not feelig sorry for you.

What the hell are you talking about? The more you pump the more you pay in tax.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:06 pm

Quoting Aloges (Reply 32):
And now for the lighter side... why people in Europe don't buy SUVs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ze04XeIAM


And why not Aloges? SVT Lightning will takeout a crap ass Porsche Boxster any day  Wink Thats what its all about, having a sleeper car.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:20 pm

BTW that Top Gear bit with an SVT Lightning is a joke. Clarkson's bias is as ridiculous as some of his comments such as "what do Americans do in the countryside....incest most of the time." What an idiotic comment...and then when someone stole something from the back of his pickup...in the USA that wouldnt happen because you just dont steal shit from the back of a pickup because someone will shoot you or beat your ass with a baseball bat. Especially if its a SVT Lightning owner.

As far as handling goes, maybe he should realize that a Lightning has better skidpad rating than a 2006 VW GTI and a faster and better slalom speed and time.

You want a laugh from Germany?



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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:21 pm

Come on, Willie! Everybody knows that mine is bigger than yours.  Wink

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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:38 pm

Quoting Superfly (Reply 34):
Dumbest remark in a dumb thread.

You just made that one yourself.

I don't know if you've ever considered that there might be a world OUTSIDE the US where only wealthier people can afford the SUVs due to taxation.

Think again.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:01 pm

Quoting LYRFlyer (Reply 42):
I don't know if you've ever considered that there might be a world OUTSIDE the US where only wealthier people can afford the SUVs due to taxation.

Yea because you did that to yourselves. Blame yourself for passing such dumb laws.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:07 pm

Ill take my hemi over your lite ning any day.

Oh and I do fill the bed often.
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:58 pm

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 43):
Yea because you did that to yourselves. Blame yourself for passing such dumb laws.

Not with my good will :P
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:17 pm

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 44):
Ill take my hemi over your lite ning any day.

Oh and I do fill the bed often.

1. I dont have a pickup.

2. I Dont own a Ford, I never have owned a Ford and I never probably will own a Ford.
 
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:57 pm

Quoting Duff44 (Reply 5):
we question why they need such a f*cking behemoth for one person...

Why did you NEED whatever food you most recently ate? Couldn't a vitamin supplement, fiber tablets and some water have sufficed?

If someone wants an SUV and can afford it, who the f*ck are you to tell them they can't have it?
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:53 pm

Quoting Raventom (Reply 17):
Do American truck/SUV drivers get taxed more?

No, they actually get a major tax deduction, which is ridiculous.

Quoting LOT767-300ER (Reply 28):
Only a European socialist would tax a car based on engine size.

Oh get over yourself Peter Gabriel.

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 47):
If someone wants an SUV and can afford it, who the f*ck are you to tell them they can't have it?

Hey, if someone wants to buy an SUV, they have every right to buy it. I, and others, have every right to call them an a$$hole if we want to.  Wink
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RE: Penis Size In The SUV Debate

Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:47 pm

Quoting AirWillie6475 (Reply 15):
because it's has been proven to be true especially for Hummer drivers

So what you are saying is that there is a scientific study proving penis size in regards to Hummer owners. I think it's about time to supply a source now.

Quoting LYRFlyer (Reply 18):
they block the view especially when you're driving behind them, it's quite annoying!

Then either:

1. Pass them
2. Don't tailgate
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