The town once known for the Sound Of Young America and What's good for General Motors is good for the country has seen an unheard of spike in sexual assault crimes. The new victims are being mannequin jacked out of store windows and God knows what is done to them in their captivity. Maybe Oprah or Dr. Phil can come to the rescue of these
plastic class citizens! That is what most egghead professionals would suggest. However, it's time for Draconian measures and the one man who can come to Motown and save the day and stop mannequin sexual abuse is:
Steve to the rescue from the Jerry Springer Show!