RichPhitzwell
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TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:32 am

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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:36 am

Well, that's what happens when you try to smuggle Semtex in your digestive tract.
 
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:26 am

Haha! That's funny as heck. It's fake though, right?

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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:27 am

Quoting DrDeke (Reply 2):
Haha! That's funny as heck. It's fake though, right?

Not fake

after thinking about the title, I should have named it "TSA Bio Hazard Detector."

[Edited 2007-02-05 21:32:38]
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:34 am

Why's he standing there while people walk past?  Smile
 
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:39 am

Quoting RichPhitzwell (Reply 3):
Not fake

Why is it black? It should be pretty hot, meaning white.
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:41 am

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 5):
It should be pretty hot, meaning white

Yep. I've actually seen farts through a thermal imager. They don't shoot out. They sort of diffuse through a large area of the clothing.

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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:04 am

I don't think it's fake. Notice how he leans into the second fart Big grin

hahaha
 
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:08 am

Quoting VonRichtofen (Reply 7):
Notice how he leans into the second fart

Farts are warm. They're white. They don't shoot out through clothing. Read reply #6 again.

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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:12 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 6):
Yep. I've actually seen farts through a thermal imager. They don't shoot out. They sort of diffuse through a large area of the clothing.

I was told it wasn't fake and just what was caught on an ir camera.

Even if it turns out to be fake...its still a good laugh.
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:55 am

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 5):
Why is it black? It should be pretty hot, meaning white.



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 8):
They're white.

Actually thermal imagers can be set to show White hot or Black hot. Viewers preference. I prefer the white hot myself, seems easier to distinguish from everything else.
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:59 am

Double topic!  Wink  duck 
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:03 am

So that's what causes global warming...
 
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:17 pm

Wasn't this a SNL skit last season.

Had that guy off of house fart while part of a ghost hunting team.

The other members of the team think they are hearing the dead and smelling the sulpher of the dammed.
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:23 pm

Quoting L-188 (Reply 13):
Wasn't this a SNL skit last season.

Had that guy off of house fart while part of a ghost hunting team.

The other members of the team think they are hearing the dead and smelling the sulpher of the dammed.

WOW, If thats true, then im a total tard for thinking otherwise. HA HA jokes on me then.

I guess its now verified by more than three. Still funny though.
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RE: TSA Thermal Cameras

Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:17 pm

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 10):
Actually thermal imagers can be set to show White hot or Black hot. Viewers preference. I prefer the white hot myself, seems easier to distinguish from everything else.

In the video, white is hot.
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