It appears (c'est une poire), that my family and I have the displeasure of having to host the aforementioned fool for two nights here in Elbonia starting tomorrow night.
My parents who loathe the fool, have given me fool authority to play pranks on him and administer corrections.
I am looking for some ideas from all a.net folks here in order to make the pranks all that more memorhaable.
Please remember, that momster rhaat asks for the carpet not to be dirtied nor for any stains to make their way on the wall.
So for the sake of having fun, let's hear all those suggestions. The more the better!