runway23
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What Pranks Can I Play On UTA_Fartingloud?

Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:33 am

It appears (c'est une poire), that my family and I have the displeasure of having to host the aforementioned fool for two nights here in Elbonia starting tomorrow night.

My parents who loathe the fool, have given me fool authority to play pranks on him and administer corrections.

I am looking for some ideas from all a.net folks here in order to make the pranks all that more memorhaable.

Please remember, that momster rhaat asks for the carpet not to be dirtied nor for any stains to make their way on the wall.

So for the sake of having fun, let's hear all those suggestions. The more the better!
 
kaddyuk
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RE: What Pranks Can I Play On UTA_Fartingloud?

Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:36 am

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
So for the sake of having fun, let's hear all those suggestions. The more the better!

Why dont you both start by jumping off a bridge together...

This one is in france...
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RE: What Pranks Can I Play On UTA_Fartingloud?

Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:39 am

Show him a bucket of ashes and claim they're your collection of Dilbert books. Before he has a chance to recover, say, "and saying 'rhaat' is dumb, don't ya think?"
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srbmod
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RE: What Pranks Can I Play On UTA_Fartingloud?

Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:44 am

Clingfilm on the toilet seat. The classic prank of while someone's asleep, putting toothpaste or shaving cream in one of their hands and tickling their nose (Just make sure the hand is the one they use to scratch with, as you look right the fool if they use the other hand to scratch their nose.) is always good. Of course you could always draw on him while he's asleep (or passed out).
 
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RE: What Pranks Can I Play On UTA_Fartingloud?

Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:48 am

Can you perhaps amputate his Rhaaa?

You'd really be doing everyone a great favour Wink


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bill142
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RE: What Pranks Can I Play On UTA_Fartingloud?

Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:11 pm

get one of these

and take him outside and show him how the english cricket team play cricket (which involves repeated swings and misses) this will result in UTA shitting himself.
 
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RE: What Pranks Can I Play On UTA_Fartingloud?

Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:51 pm

Establish a tariff. Everytime he says "rhaa" he has to pay to your family either UKP 5.-- or 10 Euro, on the 2nd and 3rd day it will be UKP 10.-- or 20 Euro .  wave 

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