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The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:20 pm

This evening I was sitting in the Chambers Hotel in downtown Minneapolis having drinks with a few friends. Out of the corner of my eye I see Bullseye, the Target Dog, coming through with his entourage. I turned around to take a sip of my mojito and the next thing I see is Bullseye racing towards me with drool coming out of his mouth and the guy holding the leash being distracted by some girl.I go into defensive mode with my arms up to protect myself. Luckily, the guy wakes up and pulls the leash just before spot jumps on top of me and I am saved. The handler apologizes. It was kind of surreal.

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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:31 pm

Cute dog, was it being aggresive, or just overly friendly?
 
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Wed Feb 14, 2007 2:33 pm

Quoting USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
the Target Dog, coming through with his entourage.

I didn't know celebrity dogs had entourages. How many were a part of this entourage, and were they all dogs?
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:16 pm

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 2):
I didn't know celebrity dogs had entourages. How many were a part of this entourage, and were they all dogs?

The Target Dog had a handler, a bodyguard, two photographers, and at least 7-8 Target PR/Advertising people with him. His bitches were probably around somewhere, but I didn't see them.  biggrin 
 
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:22 pm

Quoting Coz (Reply 1):
Cute dog, was it being aggresive, or just overly friendly?

I took it as aggressive
 
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 12:57 am

That's awesome! Did you feel the urge to go shopping at Target afterwards?  Smile

Quoting USFlyer MSP (Reply 3):
His bitches were probably around somewhere, but I didn't see them.

 rotfl 
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:13 am

USFlyer MSP:
Man this is hillarious!  Silly
I don't mean to laugh at the fact that a

Quoting MSP" class=quote target=_blank>USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
I see Bullseye, the Target Dog, coming through with his entourage.

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Quoting MSP" class=quote target=_blank>USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
I see is Bullseye racing towards me with drool coming out of his mouth

Perhaps he has issues with those who drink booze!

Quoting MSP" class=quote target=_blank>USFlyer MSP (Reply 3):
The Target Dog had a handler, a bodyguard,

Wouldn't that be a doggieguard?  Smile
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:20 am

Better watch out for the RCA victor dogs, Nipper and Chipper.  Wink
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:28 am

Quoting USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
the next thing I see is Bullseye racing towards me with drool coming out of his mouth and the guy holding the leash being distracted by some girl

What the hell have you been smoking?
 
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:33 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Perhaps he has issues with those who drink booze!

Should have called in Spuds.... I have a Spuds Christmas glass and I always smile when I drink beer out of it.

Quoting Superfly (Reply 6):
Wouldn't that be a doggieguard?

I would think so.
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:33 am

Perhaps Bullseye could smell that USFlyer MSP's underwear came from WalMart?
Just a random guess. Big grin
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:51 am

Quoting HPLASOps (Reply 2):
I didn't know celebrity dogs had entourages.

It's so funny because they get all sorts of special treatment. Celebrity animals are allowed to be out of their cages while on airline flights. And they sometimes ride in F/C. I once had a spider monkey and an Asian fishing cat (a little leopard looking thing) in F/C. They were so cute! But they were both in cages.
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:14 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 10):
Perhaps Bullseye could smell that USFlyer MSP's underwear came from WalMart?
Just a random guess.

Better not let him near me. I got my underwear at Kohls and K-Mart... I did get some socks at Target.
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RE: The Target Dog (Bullseye) Tried To Attack Me

Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:19 am

Quoting USFlyer MSP (Thread starter):
I turned around to take a sip of my mojito

Mmm mojito. Mojito Ergo Sum.
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