so funny, because its so true.
my favorite excerpt:
”Did you take care of your warrants?” Martinez asks.
”No,” the man replies.
”Why not?” Martinez asks.
”Because I hate going to Eureka,” the man explains.
”I hate you being in my town with warrants,” Martinez said.
The man promises to take care of the warrants before he and his group peacefully move on.
A totally hilarious article.