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A Celebrity Cop In Northern California

Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:27 pm

http://www.times-standard.com/local/ci_5217233

LMAO.
so funny, because its so true.

my favorite excerpt:

Quote:
”Did you take care of your warrants?” Martinez asks.

”No,” the man replies.

”Why not?” Martinez asks.

”Because I hate going to Eureka,” the man explains.

”I hate you being in my town with warrants,” Martinez said.

The man promises to take care of the warrants before he and his group peacefully move on.

A totally hilarious article.

-Copa
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RE: A Celebrity Cop In Northern California

Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:34 pm

For a while there, I thought ANCflyer relocated.
 
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RE: A Celebrity Cop In Northern California

Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:43 pm

"As Martinez walks by Don's Donuts, he's reminded of a call he responded to a couple of weeks ago. An assault with a doughnut. He said a man and woman were arguing when the man threw a doughnut at the woman.

"Chocolate, no sprinkles," Martinez said.

The man was arrested and booked into the Humboldt County Jail on suspicion of assault."


I'll bet $50.00 that evidence disappeared that night.  duck 
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RE: A Celebrity Cop In Northern California

Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:47 pm

Quoting AAFLT1871 (Reply 2):
I'll bet $50.00 that evidence disappeared that night. duck

Dude..the cops don't do anything in that town, nor in Eureka just south of there.
Nothing happens.
It's hysterical.

-Copa
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RE: A Celebrity Cop In Northern California

Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:07 pm

Quoting Bill142 (Reply 1):
For a while there, I thought ANCflyer relocated.

To CALIFORNIA!?  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

I don't even like flying over the place . . . couldn't imagine living there.


. . . . .

”Are you on probation or parole?” Martinez asks.

”No sir,” the man answers.

”Do you want to be?” Martinez asks.



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RE: A Celebrity Cop In Northern California

Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:22 pm

Martinez lights cigarettes for people outside and is almost treated as a celebrity by members of the opposite sex. “Badge bunnies,” he calls them.

Haha, gotta love the bagde bunnies Big grin

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