baylorairbear
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There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:46 pm

Goodness gracious me! It has been a while, indeed. I've nearly forgotten what it's like. Hear I sit, totally pissed, with nothing to do, other than post away. I've had my drink, had my foodage, satisfied le woman, and left myself utterly bored. What shall I do with myself?

What's up with this bloody blue background in the posting box? What is this [b]save draft[ib] biznass? Posting help? What the duece?!? My how thangs have changed. Dare I re...what's that re word...relegate myself to joining the A.net geritols. I ain't that  old , and I sure ain't  grumpy  !!! Egat!

So, I guess my thoughts aren't so profound tonight, and spending thirty minutes composing this without typos may not have been worth it, but what do I care? I am still ridiculously attractive.

BAB

p.s. Where the hell is Erik Williams? Ain't it about time?
I'm just skipping stones...
 
Arniepie
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:15 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
What shall I do with myself?

Plz do not tell us,.................PLZ!!!
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Back to my Duvel


rgrds,
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Lazarus31
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:04 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):

tsk tsk.....pissed as a fart!!!.... well done to you my son  silly 

Quoting ArniePie (Reply 1):
Back to my Duvel

dats a good drop that one.....i love duvel
 bigthumbsup 

Laz
 
kaddyuk
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sat Feb 17, 2007 9:08 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
What shall I do with myself?

Go to bed, sober up and come back when you're not so inhebriated
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
 
TedTAce
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:43 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
satisfied le woman

 no 

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Kunoichi
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:01 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
and spending thirty minutes composing this without typos

Not quite I'll leave you with the fun of finding these typos- that'll give you something to do for another 30 mins- then drink some more! By the time these 30 mins have passed, you'll be passing out, and "bored" won't be a problem anymore!

Have fun, Babs!  rotfl 

[Edited 2007-02-17 16:01:58]
"Do you speak fluent Canadian?"
 
strasserb
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:11 am

Hi BAB,

I saw the thread's topic and was immediately aware that you need help.

My recommendation is:

Go home (yours), lay down (your bed) and sleep at least two days and two nigths (without the 25 Thai-Girls as usual). This will calm you down and you will feel much more better afterwards.

After doing that you are welcome to call me because I still have the problem how to serve 75 Thai-Girls during the weak end  Smile-)) because my wife wants to join the party and I can't tell her that all of them are my sisters. She won't believe it.

Brgds,
Berni
Still, even in the most arid desert is an airport somewhere ...
 
carmenlu15
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:13 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Where the hell is Erik Williams? Ain't it about time?

 no  Come back next year...
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
bill142
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:18 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
p.s. Where the hell is Erik Williams? Ain't it about time?

Do you want to satisfy him as well?
 
ConcordeBoy
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:31 am

Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 3):
Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
What shall I do with myself?

Go to bed, sober up and come back when you're not so inhebriated

...agreed, and add "consider AA if you find yourself doing this again anytime in the near future". Weak.
Faire du ciel le plus bel endroit de la terre c'est impossible sans Concorde!
 
andessmf
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:42 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
and spending thirty minutes composing this without typos may not have been worth it

Should have said 'composing this WITH typos...'

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I am still ridiculously attractive

I know exactly how you feel. People don't realize how hard it is to go anywhere and feel how everybody violates you with their eyes...sometimes I rather stay home because of that. It's so hard being almost perfect, isn't it?
 
luv2fly
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 8:44 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
satisfied le woman

What is that, your pet name for what the left hand or your right hand.
You can cut the irony with a knife
 
Lazarus31
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 9:23 am

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
satisfied le woman



Quoting Luv2fly (Reply 11):
What is that, your pet name for what the left hand or your right hand.

yes...indeed, basicly he satisfied Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters.  duck 

Laz
 
baylorairbear
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 11:04 am

Aha! I found it!

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Hear I sit

 trophy  for BAB

Quoting AndesSMF (Reply 10):
I know exactly how you feel. People don't realize how hard it is to go anywhere and feel how everybody violates you with their eyes...sometimes I rather stay home because of that. It's so hard being almost perfect, isn't it?

Some people just can't cope with not being us.  no 

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 9):
Weak.

That hurts. That hurts, deeply.

Quoting StrasserB (Reply 6):
sleep at least two days and two nigths (without the 25 Thai-Girls as usual).

Now you're just talking crazy!

BAB  butthead 
I'm just skipping stones...
 
IAH777
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RE: There's Drunk, And Then There's BAB

Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:14 pm

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I guess my thoughts aren't so profound tonight

Are they ever? Yeesh...

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I am still ridiculously attractive

Dude, even your reflection winces with disgust when you examine yourself in the mirror. "Ridiculous" is apropos.

Just teasing, of course. I think you're swell.



Even though you never write anymore. I feel so....dirty. So.....JGPH1Aish. Y'know...except for the fishnet muscle shirt and cut-off shorts.

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