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The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:43 am

The judge in this case is hilarious. Apparently he was a taxi driver in New York earlier in his life, and did a demo tape prior to opening hearings this week, so he could be the next Judge Judy. I think he's conducting a bit of a kangaroo court, especially when he comes up with lines like "in the old days, we'd go back into chambers and bash some heads to get this done".

Meanwhile, even though Anna Nicole's remains are embalmed, she's decomposing in the morgue, where she'll deteriorate beyond reasonable recognition by Saturday.

It looks like the fireworks have just begun, with Larry Birkhead's attorney getting up into the judge's face, and now there's a hearing in the Bahamas tomorrow that conflicts with the Florida hearing, but the FL judge is ordering everyone to appear in his court tomorrow, and not go to the Bahamas.

Why do these things always happen in Florida? Is there something in the water? I thought California was supposed to have a franchise on this stuff.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:47 am

Liked the line "dat babies on ice..I gan go lookatit anytime"classy guy
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:49 am

I like the way he keeps saying, "You're done," then allows "one more question." I'm waiting for him to tell someone, "Shut yer trap."

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:51 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 2):
I'm waiting for him to tell someone, "Shut yer trap."

LOL, he just did to Birkhead's attorney at the end of her questioning Stern. "This is the one question you're never going to get to ask."
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:55 am

The whole thing reminds Harvey Birdman.

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:18 am

Birkhead's ripping Stern a new one with his testimony.  bouncy . Stern brought in drugs and administered them to Anna while she was in the hospital? Did I hear that right?

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:21 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 5):
Stern brought in drugs and administered them to Anna while she was in the hospital?

I think so, I was on the phone, and only caught bits myself. I think Larry Birkhead is gonna be the new Kato Kaelin. The weeping on the stand was brilliant.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:25 am

Anna's fine. Then Stern comes to visit. And thirty minutes later she's in a stupor. Sounds like it was a frequent occurrance.

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:27 am

Did anyone catch a line about the will being faxed five minutes before her death,I wasn't listening too well
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:30 am

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 8):
faxed five minutes

I believe it was five days prior, around 2 or 3 in the morning.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:32 am

Birkhead says there's another unknown potential father of the baby who's in South Carolina.

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:34 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 10):
South Carolina.

Who's had a vasectomy! LOL. This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:35 am

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 8):
Did anyone catch a line about the will being faxed five minutes before her death

Stern asked his legal partner to fax that to him, right?

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:36 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 10):
Birkhead says there's another unknown potential father of the baby who's in South Carolina.

Whats next.......A possible father from Madagascar?  sarcastic  Big grin

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:39 am

Quoting KPDX (Reply 13):
A possible father from Madagascar?

"I like to move it, move it."

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:46 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 12):
Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 8):
Did anyone catch a line about the will being faxed five minutes before her death

Stern asked his legal partner to fax that to him, right?

Mark

I kind of thought I heard that....is there anyone here besides me that didn't do her? The line is getting very long
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:49 am

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 15):
is there anyone here besides me that didn't do her?

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:06 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 16):
Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 15):
is there anyone here besides me that didn't do her?


Good at least I'm not alone Smile but you might have been drunk and just don't remember.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:27 am

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 17):
you might have been drunk and just don't remember.

 Wow!

The big thing I don't understand about this hearing is that the judge is obviously compassionate towards Birkhead, but his lawyer keeps treating the judge like she's about to ass-rape him with her splintered broom. If it was me on the stand, I'd just tell her to shut it.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:33 am

I wish they'd just give her body over to any damn one . . . this is the most ridiculous crap I've seen in ages. Fox News and CNN Headline News are both carrying this zircus attempting to pass itself off as a court of law LIVE! What a joke.

She's dead, unless someone murdered her, let her go. No one - in the big scheme of things - will remember or give a shit in 6 months.

Quoting Charlienorth (Reply 15):
is there anyone here besides me that didn't do her?

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:46 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 19):
I wish they'd just give her body over to any damn one

I think the judge should order a simple burial, let all the interested parties pony up an equal share, get Anna Nicole into the ground, then fight over it later. Whomever wins can exhume her body and bury it wherever they please. This whole fight is supposed to be about who gets to bury her, but it's turned into a circus of who loved her more, issues of paternity, and her prescriptions.

It's obvious she was an addict, and kept Stern around as her enabler. If Birkhead was her supplier, she'd never ever risk her supply by kicking him out as much as she did. What any of that has to do with who should get to bury her is beyond me.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:54 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
Why do these things always happen in Florida?

 yes  Why do you think I left S. Florida like a rat of a sinking ship and am considering moving to TN.?
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:15 am

Now one of the lawyers just passed out...  rotfl   rotfl   rotfl  (laughing because he appears to be ok)
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:18 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 22):
Now one of the lawyers just passed out.

It was Anna Nicole's mother's lawyer.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:57 am

This is a fucking joke. The judge is bawling now?
 
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:57 am

The judge has gone bonkers. Crying, etc.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:57 am

So the Daughter gets the body?  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:57 am

LOL, if there couldn't be any more drama, the judge is crying while issuing his order. Anna Nicole gets buried in the Bahamas next to her son.
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:00 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 26):
So the Daughter gets the body?

The kid's lawyer does. This is just the first of many, many chapters to a long story regarding the burial.

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:02 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 27):
Anna Nicole gets buried in the Bahamas next to her son.

Not yet. Someone will sue to dig up Danny to be moved.

The only thing the judge said is that Anna SHOULD be with Danny. It's not an order.

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:02 am

God, this is nuts! Apparently, the baby's daughter's guardian hasn't said where he wants Anna Nicole buried, and the judge hasn't made a decision where to bury ANS, only that her baby's guardian may decide.

It took 3 days of hearings to figure this out?
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:13 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 30):
It took 3 days of hearings to figure this out?

 yes 

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 21):
Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
Why do these things always happen in Florida?

Why do you think I left S. Florida like a rat of a sinking ship and am considering moving to TN.?

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:20 am

Quoting AeroWesty (Thread starter):
The judge in this case is hilarious. Apparently he was a taxi driver in New York earlier in his life, and did a demo tape prior to opening hearings this week, so he could be the next Judge Judy. I think he's conducting a bit of a kangaroo court, especially when he comes up with lines like "in the old days, we'd go back into chambers and bash some heads to get this done".

this is great! ordered in pizzas, stopped working for an hour and sat in front of the tv to watch this! he's great!

wow!
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:27 am

Judge Judy needs to come in and bitch slap some sense into that dumbass drama queen of a judge.

Who cries while delivering a verdict?
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:30 am

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 33):
Who cries while delivering a verdict?

Judge Judy's replacement.

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:35 am

Quoting DSMflyer (Reply 24):
This is a fucking joke. The judge is bawling now?



Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 25):
The judge has gone bonkers. Crying, etc.

Next, he is probably going to admit that he is the babys daddy. Big grin This judge is a fricken' media whore to the third degree.  sarcastic 

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:54 am

I'm the real father of Anna Nicole's baby. My lawyer is filing the proper paperwork to attain custody of the wealt...I mean child. I swear I loved her.
 
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:39 am

First of all, none of these hearings should have been held with TV Cameras, video or sound access. It looked pretty bad from what I could see, and the presence of the media made it more of a crazy circus. The judge in this case was a blatant fool that should not even be a judge in a small claims court. Some news stations spent many hours showing the hearings and discussing this stupid story. They should have been spending the time discussing far more important issues, like the latest situation in Iraq, the battle in Washington DC over the Iraq policy and about some the solders being lost there.
 
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:43 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 37):
like the latest situation in Iraq, the battle in Washington DC over the Iraq policy and about some the solders being lost there.

I was actually glad to NOT hear that shit for a change.

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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:54 am

Quoting Jaysit (Reply 33):
Judge Judy needs to come in and bitch slap some sense into that dumbass drama queen of a judge.

Smartest post in this thread.

That whole hearing was a joke.

The judge is a joke.

I can't believe some people - Gavin - actually stopped 'work' to watch that chirade . . . .
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:57 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 39):

Just a matter of time before it is on CBS's daytime line-up.  wink 
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:25 am

Heres the drama queen judge crying for those who missed it. Sound is a little off track.



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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:01 am

Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 39):
I can't believe some people - Gavin - actually stopped 'work' to watch that chirade . . . .

OH COME ON! it was riveting!
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Sat Feb 24, 2007 2:02 am

Who'll be buried first, James Brown or Anna Nicole Smith?
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:38 am

Looks like she was finally buried in the Bahamas:



CNN interrupted their coverage of a bombing in Iraq to show the motorcade taking her body to MIA to be flown to the Bahamas on Friday morning. That's my dad on the ladder, BTW.
 
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RE: The Anna Nicole Burial Hearing

Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:53 am

Looks like she was finally buried in the Bahamas:

Betcha James Brown is jealous. He's still looking for a grave.

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