jafa39
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One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag

Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:17 pm

Somehow or other, grab the wife/girlf/hooker's handbag and list the contents.

Mrs Jafa's:

Purse

Dental Floss

Ciggies (tut tut!)

2 lighters (one doesn't work)

A very old and suspect packet of chewy mints

Cellphone (battery flat)

A book of telephone numbers

A pen (mine)

Reading Glasses

Random dust bunnies
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TransWorldSTL
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RE: One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag

Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:19 pm

Seems like an invasion of privacy, and something a homeless pervert in an urban park would ask of people.
 
andz
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RE: One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag

Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:34 pm

Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
One For The Breeders

WTF?
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CastleIsland
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RE: One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag

Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:19 pm

It's 1,050 miles away, but I can assure you that it contains:

Wallet
Credit/bank cards
Lip balm
Little else

Nothing like a low maintenance koochie.  tongue 

Quoting Andz (Reply 2):
Quoting Jafa39 (Thread starter):
One For The Breeders

WTF?

C'mon Andz, were you born Wednesday?
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andz
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RE: One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag

Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:22 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 3):
C'mon Andz, were you born Wednesday?

I honestly have no idea what he means. Mind you that applies to most of Jafa's posts  Smile
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ShyFlyer
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RE: One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag

Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:38 pm

Quoting Andz (Reply 4):
I honestly have no idea what he means

If you are referring to "breeders," then he is referring to those individuals involved in heterosexual relationships. This may be of some interest as well: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breeders

If that isn't what you were talking about, well, then, um, I guess I just embarrassed myself.  Embarrassment
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jafa39
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RE: One For The Breeders...the Contents Of Her Handbag

Sun Feb 25, 2007 5:10 pm

Quoting TransWorldSTL (Reply 1):
Seems like an invasion of privacy, and something a homeless pervert in an urban park would ask of people.

Well that's me busted!! But I bet she knows exactly what's in your pockets!  Smile

Quoting Andz (Reply 2):
WTF?

I got ticked off for using the term "Partner" in another of my posts so I borrowed ZippyJets' descriptor for heterosexual people.

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 5):
If that isn't what you were talking about, well, then, um, I guess I just embarrassed myself.

No mate, you're on the money!
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