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Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:56 pm

Yeah, I know. It's a controversial topic. But this is just plain nuts:

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:58 pm

No way! Lysol "in there"?!?
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:59 pm

Douching is not healthy. It messes up the Ph balance of the vagina...no joke. Looking for the link on that.
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:01 pm

Douches may consist of water, water mixed with vinegar, or even antiseptic chemicals. Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the vagina, and thus may put women at risk for possible vaginal infections.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douching
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:04 pm

I'm a lucky SOB. Me GFs cooch tastes like smoky, peaty honey (for scotch drinkers, Talisker), and her butt tastes like sugar. I've been in situations where things were decidedly otherwise, and it ain't perty. Did I mention that I love the taste of smoky/peaty honey and sugar?  tongue 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:06 pm

I only go down in the shower or immediately following said shower.
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:08 pm

Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 3):
Frequent douching with water may result in an imbalance of the pH of the vagina

What about Diet Coke and Mentos?  champagne 

I can only imagine what that would feel like.  eyepopping 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:10 pm

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 6):
What about Diet Coke and Mentos?

I can only imagine what that would feel like.

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:20 pm

Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 2):
Douching is not healthy. It messes up the Ph balance of the vagina...no joke.

I am reminded of a phrase from my youth..

"If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone....."  scratchchin 
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:27 pm

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 8):
"If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone....."

i beg to differ....  Smile
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:29 pm

While excessive douching can screw up pH and such, It is still obviously important to keep things clean of course, at least if you want your boyfriend to go down on you on a regular basis (which as a heterosexual female, I do)

Not to mention, I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there! (Hey, I don't like my meat seasoned, dude!)

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:38 pm

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there!

Amen!

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:40 pm

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 8):
If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone...

What if it smells like phenol?
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:48 pm

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there!

Agreed.

Douching is an important part of every straight woman, and gay man's life.
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:28 pm

OMG......I laughed my SMELLY socks off at that !!  laughing 

Did women realy use that stuff ??...Looks like an Ad from the 50's ?

Did they have Bidet's in those days ? Or did they use a jug and a bucket ?...........  scratchchin 

Wonder if Ebay has some...........  Wink
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:41 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
butt tastes like sugar.

You nasty salad tosser. I can't even begin to imagine how disgusting that is.  butthead 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:24 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
tastes like smoky, peaty honey (for scotch drinkers, Talisker

So she's using Talisker, not Lysol? Good for you.

I'm trying to think of ways in which I can utilize this information.... I give up. It is useless. I can't even store that nugget in the back of my head to use it against you in future threads. Completely and utter useless.


Read between the lines.
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:33 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
No way! Lysol "in there"?!?

 scratchchin  I thought this would be out of the realm of your expertise. Are you a closet breeder?!?

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
I'm a lucky SOB. Me GFs cooch tastes like smoky, peaty honey (for scotch drinkers, Talisker), and her butt tastes like sugar.

A wee bit too much information, there. Do you eat it Pittsburgh-style?

Quoting BHMNONREV (Reply 8):
"If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone....."

"Tastes like chicken, keep on lickin'. Smells like trout, get the hell out...."

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 12):
What if it smells like phenol?

Or amyl nitrite...  yuck 
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:45 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 17):
Are you a closet breeder?!?

I am shocked, shocked mind you, that you would smeer my good name with such words!  Wink For punishment, you shall get pink shorts for Richard Simmons' next Dancin' With The Oldies video.

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 17):
amyl nitrite

Mmmm, poppers!  yummy 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:47 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 18):
For punishment, you shall get pink shorts for Richard Simmons' next Dancin' With The Oldies video.

Well...OK, but no sequins. I couldn't possiby show up in the same outfit as STL.  snooty 
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:53 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 19):
I couldn't possiby show up in the same outfit as STL

No worries there, I understand that since he's been taken up in the news room, there's a certain Rosalind Russell My Girl Friday air about him now.
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:25 pm

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 17):
Smells like trout, get the hell out...."

Always been kinda partial to tuna myself....

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
While excessive douching can screw up pH and such, It is still obviously important to keep things clean of course, at least if you want your boyfriend to go down on you on a regular basis (which as a heterosexual female, I do)

Not to mention, I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there! (Hey, I don't like my meat seasoned, dude!)

Ahhh yes, the dreaded smegma...aka head cheese....  vomit 
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:46 pm

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
While excessive douching can screw up pH and such, It is still obviously important to keep things clean of course, at least if you want your boyfriend to go down on you on a regular basis (which as a heterosexual female, I do)


That's why you can get special soaps at the pharmacy which straightens out the pH.  Smile Some of them even prevent thrush and they're not medicated. The best brand here is called Femal (no "e").

It's well worth it... with sensitive skin, I wouldn't dare using soap or plain water...  crazy 

Crummy pH itches like a biatch...
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:22 pm

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 22):
Crummy pH itches like a biatch.

Are you sure its not the crabs?
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:43 pm

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 23):
Are you sure its not the crabs?
Big grin

Pretty sure- I didn't sleep with you  Wink
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:53 pm

I reading out some of the replies to this in my office, this is a classic thread......one comment was "this is an avaiation website?"  Smile
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:56 pm

As a copywriter, I love the masterful implication that, if you don't douche, you don't love your husband and are doomed to a cold, failed marriage. That is awesome!
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:36 pm

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 20):
a certain Rosalind Russell My Girl Friday air about him now.

Can someone please translate poofish to breedish?  confused 
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:45 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
and her butt tastes like sugar.

 vomit   vomit 

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 24):
Pretty sure- I didn't sleep with you

 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:59 pm

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 24):
Pretty sure- I didn't sleep with you

I am positive...My wife keeps me happy. Let's not get into a question of standards though...
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:20 pm

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 29):
I am positive...My wife keeps me happy.

Your wife keeps me happy too.

(I couldn't resist).
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:21 pm

Quoting JetsGo (Reply 15):
You nasty salad tosser. I can't even begin to imagine how disgusting that is.

Don't knock it till you've tried it!  yes 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:22 pm

Wait a minute....what's the objection here? Is it smell or flavor?
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:27 pm

Quoting CastleIsland (Reply 4):
her butt tastes like sugar



Quoting Dougloid (Reply 32):
Wait a minute....what's the objection here? Is it smell or flavor?

No wonder Logan22's breath always smells like ass.  duck 
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:09 am

How did salad-tossing become an expression for a rim-job? I know it's a prison term, but how did someone associate analingus with tossing a salad?

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 2:06 am

Anyone remember the Fugs singing "Coca Cola Douche"?
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:26 am

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 34):
How did salad-tossing become an expression for a rim-job? I know it's a prison term, but how did someone associate analingus with tossing a salad?

I think it had something to do with the use of dressing. Probably creamy ranch.
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:29 am

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 36):
I think it had something to do with the use of dressing

Vinegar and water. Or is that vinegar and oil? I forget.

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:58 am

LHMARK,

Are you serious?

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:59 am

Some of you boys sound prudish...

Yuck!...I won't do that!  sarcastic 

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:03 am

Oh, no I'm not objecting to him rimming his girlfriend or wife, I've been rimmed before-- feels awesome (AMAZING) actually, but not all guys are for it and I respect that.

And I was just wondering why the term Tossing-Salad was used, and was inquiring if the comment of Ranch dressing being used was actually true...

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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:12 am

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 40):
I've been rimmed before-- feels awesome

Let's save this quote for the Annual A.net awards in December. It could be this year's answer to "Dude, does your pussy hurt?"
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:33 am

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 27):
Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 20):
a certain Rosalind Russell My Girl Friday air about him now.

Can someone please translate poofish to breedish?

LOL, dear Rosalind was sort of butch in that flick, so our Gavin most likely won't be showing up in sequins. No official word yet, just an assumption.  Wink
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:41 am

Speaking of which....


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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:20 am

Quoting AsstChiefMark (Thread starter):
AsstChiefMark

Yeah I saw a very similar 50's era newspaper ad about feminine hygene and the use of Lysol as part of the "Headlines" segment on Jay Leno about a month ago. It was hilarious!!!
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:02 am

Quoting IAH777 (Reply 17):
Do you eat it Pittsburgh-style?

What is that?

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 40):
Oh, no I'm not objecting to him rimming his girlfriend or wife, I've been rimmed before-- feels awesome (AMAZING) actually, but not all guys are for it and I respect that.

I am up for anything at least once. I have been with women that don't like that kind of stuff.

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 40):
And I was just wondering why the term Tossing-Salad was used, and was inquiring if the comment of Ranch dressing being used was actually true...

Some of my students have been in prison I'll have to ask one of them.
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:23 am

Quoting Miamiair (Reply 29):
I am positive...My wife keeps me happy. Let's not get into a question of standards though...

Just kidding around... Big grin
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:34 am

Quoting Blackbird (Reply 10):
Not to mention, I wouldn't be all that tolerant about giving a blowjob to a guy who's balls were all filthy and sweaty down there

Definitly a +1 on that.... I do think the least they can do is wash it while in the shower. Although, most girls would say that, but then those same girls don't wash themselves in the shower either... hypocrites all of em! LOL. I prefer to keep clean...
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:26 am

Quoting Falstaff (Reply 45):
What is that?

Peruse at your leisure.
 
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RE: Feminine Hygiene

Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:15 am

frankly, i'm just amazed someone hasn't put the 'this thread is useless without pics' thing up...

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