PC12Fan
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Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:30 am

A double whammy guys, she's engaged and a MILF in training..   

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=254497>1=7701

And I thought this was going to be my year she...... aww forget it.   

[Edited 2007-03-09 19:30:53]

[Edited 2007-03-09 19:34:51]
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkin'!
 
IAH777
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:32 am

Sorry. Her unibrow in Frida killed it for me.  no 
 
Kunoichi
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:34 am

Dude, at least link to the ARTICLE, not the bloody MSN movies front page...  Silly

And what's with all the full stops?

LINK TO ARTICLE: http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=254497
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PC12Fan
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:40 am

Dude, did you double check it before posting? I took care of it.
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:41 am

Quoting PC12Fan (Reply 3):
Dude, did you double check it before posting? I took care of it.

Scrap the dude  Silly

And my post was posted 53 seconds before your edit! Big grin
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:41 am

Quoting PC12Fan (Reply 3):
Dude

 ouch   rotfl 
 
Kunoichi
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:47 am





 cry 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:51 am

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 6):

 rotfl  So is life for us a.net ladies...
Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:02 am

Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 7):
So is life for us a.net ladies...

Oh yes... and if you sign up and advertise that you're a girl, you immediately get accused of being a liar, fraud and other nice things... but once they find out it's true (mostly via selfpic threads), you suddenly become one of the most popular members Big grin

I love a.net.  cloudnine 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:08 am

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 2):
Dude



Quoting PC12Fan (Reply 3):
Dude



Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 4):
Scrap the dude



Quoting IAH777 (Reply 1):
Sorry. Her unibrow in Frida killed it for me.

Her acting in Frida killed it for me.
I lift things up and put them down.
 
PC12Fan
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:18 am

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 9):
Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 2):
Dude



Quoting PC12Fan (Reply 3):
Dude



Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 4):
Scrap the dude

Dude, where's my thread?!?!?!

Big version: Width: 160 Height: 224 File size: 16kb


(sorry, couldn't resist...)

[Edited 2007-03-09 20:22:58]
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Kunoichi
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:22 am

Quoting PC12Fan (Reply 10):
Dude, where's my thread?!?!?!

(sorry, couldn't resist...)

Do NOT give the creators of "Dude, Where's My Car?" ideas!!! Pleeeaase!  Silly
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:01 am

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 11):
Do NOT give the creators of "Dude, Where's My Car?" ideas!!! Pleeeaase!


From the creators of "Dude, where's my car" comes another smash hit comedy;
DUDE WHERE'S MY THREAD?
Here we meet a girl, mistaken for a boy, mistaken for a person who likes to insult Japanese people by using curious online user-names like "Jap", then mistaken for a boy again, before being mistaken for a girl, which it turns she actually is after all.
Join her on the magical adventure through the discussion forums of Airliners.net, as she battles desperately to prevent threads from being hijacked.
Experience the drama as she posts a photo in the self pic thread, only to see the RR skyrocket through the roof. Watch as the drama rises to new levels as she posts a picture of her horse in the self pic thread, with the hilarious result that the RR continues to soar, as the male forum members think to themselves, "well at least it says 'female' in the profile, I can live with it."

Dude, where's my thread, in cinemas now!


Hmm... the creators of "Dude, where's my car" may scrap that idea...  Wink

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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:13 am

Quoting Kunoichi (Reply 8):
Oh yes... and if you sign up and advertise that you're a girl, you immediately get accused of being a liar, fraud and other nice things... but once they find out it's true (mostly via selfpic threads), you suddenly become one of the most popular members

Talk about generalization  faint   redflag 
 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:29 am

AND BACK TO THE THREAD!!!!

Salma... sigh... one of my all time favourite babes.... and now expecting a tadpole...  Sad
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:33 am

Quoting PC12Fan (Thread starter):
A double whammy guys, she's engaged and a MILF in training..

I'd give her a double whammy  Wink
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:39 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 15):
A double whammy guys, she's engaged and a MILF in training..

I'd give her a double whammy

Shute, that's how this thread got started in the first place!!!!  rotfl 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:41 am

Quoting Andz (Reply 14):

I never realized her breasts were that big !!  eek 

Well, i think she is easy on the eyes.  Wink
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:43 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 17):
I never realized her breasts were that big !!

watch the scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" where she is dancing on the table in her bikini... ai caramba!
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:21 am

Quoting Andz (Reply 18):

watch the scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" where she is dancing on the table in her bikini... ai caramba!

 yes 

And now they'll grow even bigger, as she's pregnant  Silly
 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:31 am

Quoting SandroZRH (Reply 19):
And now they'll grow even bigger, as she's pregnant

i can just imagine. My wife's breast are fantastic now !!
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:47 am

ummm.....

P.Cruz and Hayek fantasy, oh my !!  blush   biggrin   bigthumbsup   cheerful   cloudnine   drool 

had to be said.
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:47 pm

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 21):
P.Cruz and Hayek fantasy, oh my !!

From the front ...




And from the back ...


Blank.
 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:05 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 22):
And from the back ...

Esta Penelope es terrible.Mama mia

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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:27 pm

Quoting ShyFlyer (Reply 9):
Her acting in Frida killed it for me.

What acting?
OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:28 pm

She is in her mid-to late 30's so if she want's to have children, it's now or never. She is a awesome looking woman and can act pretty good too. The guy that gets her is very lucky.
She is actually quite petite, only about 5'1" and with excellent proportions. Another bit of trivia about her: She is a Citizen of and born in Mexico, but doesn't have a 'Spanish' name - her father was either born in or of Lebanonese decendants. Her mother is more traditional Mexican in her background.
As to the lesbian fantasies about Ms. Hayek and Ms. Cruz (also an excellent actress and awesome looking too), they are actually close friends and the hand on the fanny was most likely a joke between them.
 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sat Mar 10, 2007 11:54 pm

Quoting Diamond (Reply 22):
From the front ...



Quoting Diamond (Reply 22):
And from the back ...

oh my... oh my... if you all will excuse me for a bit.  Wink
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:27 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 25):
She is in her mid-to late 30's

She is 40.
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF...
 
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:13 am

Quoting SandroZRH (Reply 13):
Talk about generalization faint redflag

You can keep denying it, but it's still true and almost every other a.netter will agree to this  Wink

Back in the days of JAP, I had my first RU add 4 minutes into my membership and I hadn't made a single post... furthermore, I didn't know this person and he didn't know me... if my statement isn't true, how would you explain that?  Silly

Quoting Thom@s (Reply 12):
Reply 12

Well, it does sound just about as intelligent as "Dude, Where Is My Car?"... I reckon it's got a chance  Wink
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:56 am

Quoting LTBEWR (Reply 25):
her father was either born in or of Lebanonese decendants

Her father is of Lebanese descendant,same as Shakira !

Alex!!!
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RE: Sad News For Salma Hayek Fans.........

Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:28 am

Quoting L-188 (Reply 24):
What acting?

Exactly.
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