No, not some sort of sex toy, well maybe for some I suppose, but you have to almost applaud the fast track of project design/conception to production here.
Not only does this rendering of the recent problems, afflicting the most extreme example of a lack of talent to amount of fame ratio 'celeb' of modern times, try to depict her actual state, it goes one better and speculates of the style of her dress, that is 'mental health ward chic'.
The always funny 'Lost In Showbiz' column alerted me to this new 'product', though the on-line version lacks the pictures, hence the link above, see under 'What Genius Spotted This Gap In The Market?'
Can we think of similar dolls?
How about a Naomi Campbell one? A discreet lever in 'her' back for the right arm swinging motion-with mobile phone in hand-with a half priced Oriental maid doll for the right arm to strike?
A similar action for the Jade Goodey doll, though this time the right arm swings upward for an approximation of a Nazi salute.
[Edited 2007-03-14 11:41:21]