mirrodie
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Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:14 am

We've got a pair of cats. They got into the crawlspace the other day and quite filthy.
So we gave them a bath..

It was a crazy affair. Too bad we didn't have the following video to help.

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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:16 am

I realized pretty quick that the only difference between a cat and a wolverine is a few drops of water.

How many stitches did it require?
 
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:25 am

 rotfl   bigthumbsup 
 
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:03 am

Oh My Big grin

That video is hilarious  bigthumbsup 



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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:16 am

 rotfl   rotfl 


I do hope no cat's were harmed in the making of that video Big grin
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:22 am

Some find it's easier to keep your pussies clean if you shave them.

Preventative maintenance is important you know.
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:27 am

Hahahah thats hilarious.  rotfl 

Good choice.  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:29 am

Quoting Mirrodie (Thread starter):
Washing My Cats.

Congratulations! This is your lucky week, Mirrodie, as this thread earned you one of the very rare good-humoured replies on airwhiners.net: Mirrodie Washes His Pussy. Be not surprised should you find a genuine letter in your mailbox claiming that you've won twenty million pounds in the lottery without even playing, or alternatively a letter from your airline alliance of choice entitling you to lifelong unlimited first class travel free of charge. All that on top of surviving an attempt to douche and rinse your pussy.
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:30 am

My brother once tried to wash our cat when we were kids, But he couldn't get him in the washing machine. Big grin
He does have a few scars to remember the incident though.
 
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:33 am

That's pretty damn funny! I remember when I was a kid, we had a cat that liked to hang out on the side of the tub while my mom would take a bath. A few times Tabby fell in and used my mom's back as the way out.
 
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:38 am

And here's some hot, incestual mother/daughter pussy licking.

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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:40 am

Quoting Charger (Reply 8):
He does have a few scars to remember the incident though.

Should have worn chain mail...
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:41 am

I have one cat I adopted at appropriate kitten age, and one that "came with the house." The one I got as a kitten tolerates bathes, the other I have never attempted. The viddy is definitely going on to other cat lovers I know...
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:18 am

That video on washing cats explains why I'm more of a dog person. Sure my dogs hate getting bathed, but at least I know that I won't walk out of the bathroom looking like I just ran through barbed wire. It kinda reminds me of taking care of my friend's parrot that flew into my mom's hair.

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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:30 am

Believe it or not - we give one of our cats regular showers. We adopted him as a small kitten on Maui, and by the end of the first week his beautiful gray stripes were a muddy reddish brown. So into the shower he went - he was small enough to control, and by the time he was full grown, he'd learned to tolerate it. He even sticks his head in the shower when we're taking our showers, but he won't voluntarily get under the water.

Our other cat however is the classic water hating meat grinder when brought w/in five feet of any body of water. Makes for an interesting display watching him try to get across the deck when its raining out!
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mirrodie
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:43 am

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 1):
the only difference between a cat and a wolverine is a few drops of water.

OMG, ain't that the truth!! Thank goodness I only had to deal with their hind claws. I held them and wifey bathed them. Yes, that's right, wifey helped me wash my, as some have so eloquently put it, pussies.

Had I only known about step 6, I might have escaped unscathed. Big grin

Quoting LogansGirl (Reply 12):
one that "came with the house."

My cousins recently bought a house that "came with the cat" too. I guess selling the cat with the house is not uncommon  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!

Quoting Aloges (Reply 7):
This is your lucky week, Mirrodie, as this thread earned you one of the very rare good-humoured replies on airwhiners.net

I,..... I,........ I, ....sniff,.... I don't know what to say!!!! I'm just so honored....

I'd like to thank the Airliners.net Academy of Posts, all my fans, all the people that helped get me here. I'd like to thank my parents, , my high school guidance counselor, wifey, kids, my whiney fans and especially my cats. Thank you for all your support.

I don't what's better, knowing that I've won F class seats for life or knowing that while I'm out there living life, someone has the good and common decency to worry about getting my tits in a flutter and washing my cats! Thank goodness the good and decent folks of airwhiners are there, for without them, there would be no depravity nor laughter.


Quoting AsstChiefMark (Reply 10):
And here's some hot, incestual mother/daughter pussy licking.

You think that's bad? Our two brother cats take social grooming to the extreme. Sorry, I don't have video though. I leave them to their privacy  Wink
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:51 am

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 1):
realized pretty quick that the only difference between a cat and a wolverine is a few drops of water.

It's that point you realise that the cat is actually more dangerous than a wolverine
 
kbfispotter
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:44 am

I actually need to wash my cat here soon... I think I will take that video seriously...

At least he is declawed. But it is his hind paws that will get ya, because he has some power in those legs...

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RE: Washing My Cats.

Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:39 am

The funny thing is, cats don't NEED to be bathed. That's why they have those lovely little rough tongues.
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mirrodie
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:04 pm

Quoting KBFIspotter (Reply 17):
I actually need to wash my cat here soon... I think I will take that video seriously...

PLease do and post your results. I would post how we did it but PETA might show up at our house.....KIDDING!!! Just kidding!!

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 18):
The funny thing is, cats don't NEED to be bathed.



Dude, normally I would agree. But after their romp in the crawlspace, their white underbellies were gray to drak grey. With a newborn in the house, we just had to help their cleaning along  Wink
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RE: Washing My Cats.

Wed Mar 21, 2007 7:51 am

Quoting Kmh1956 (Reply 18):
The funny thing is, cats don't NEED to be bathed. That's why they have those lovely little rough tongues

Yep... but that rough little tongue does not get everything off....

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RE: Washing My Cats.

Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:45 am

Washing cats is very bad for their fur. The only time you should ever wash a cat, is if they get skunked, etc.

Washing them destroys the oils on their fur, and can actually cause hair loss, etc....
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