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God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:37 am

Well, we now have the truth about the bannana.
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:39 am

Gwen Stefani spelled banana B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

He knows far too much about this. A tad homoerotic. Scarily so.
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:43 am

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
Gwen Stefani spelled banana B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

I took their spelling from godtube!!

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
He knows far too much about this. A tad homoerotic. Scarily so.

I just love the way he sends the banana through his palm!
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:51 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Thread starter):
we now have the truth about the bannana.

Ha, ha, naive and frail little earth creatures! They will realize how wrong they are once the Cardassian slave vessel arrives to harvest new earthling slaves.
 
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:56 am

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 

Thanks for the good laugh.
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:00 am

Quoting EWRCabincrew (Reply 1):
A tad homoerotic

If it was anymore gay; Westy would have been the chair.
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:03 am

Ok, I got a question... if it doesn't curve towards your face, then what should you do??  Confused  Big grin
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:10 am

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 6):
if it doesn't curve towards your face, then what should you do??

Find a postion that does. That or find another "banana" that suits your needs.  Wink
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:18 am

Ok that was too funny! If you didn't tell me that was a 'legit' site, I would've assumed it was a well done spoof!
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:51 am

Quoting Searpqx (Reply 8):
Ok that was too funny! If you didn't tell me that was a 'legit' site, I would've assumed it was a well done spoof!

It is a legit site, but somehow I still believe this is spoof. Isn't that a B- or C-celeb sitting next to Banana Guy?

Anyway, this man is dead serious: If it wasn't for "intelligent design", we would see dead woodpeckers laying around trees. (And I love how he says "somehow").

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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:29 am

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 9):
but somehow I still believe this is spoof. Isn't that a B- or C-celeb sitting next to Banana Guy?

No, it's for real!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5479410612081345878
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:44 am

Why doesn't God make these videos stream without stuttering?
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:07 am

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 11):
Why doesn't God make these videos stream without stuttering?

Because he knows what you've been up to.  Wink


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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:14 am

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 10):
No, it's for real!

"The Way of the Master" ... hmm, all right. They are serious (and I'm confused).
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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:25 am

Quoting NoUFO (Reply 9):
Isn't that a B- or C-celeb sitting next to Banana Guy?

Your Right!!!

'Kirk is best known as the lovable teen heartthrob Mike Seaver, of the award winning series Growing Pains. He entertained audiences worldwide as the charming troublemaker. He is also known to many Christians as "Buck Williams" from the Left Behind films -- based on the NY Times runaway best selling novels by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins.

But much more noteworthy than his acting career was his conversion to Christianity. Kirk was not raised in a church-going home and describes himself as a devout atheist from a very young age. By the age of 14 he was so convinced there was no God that he laughed at those who thought there was. But that all changed one afternoon as he sat in his sports car pondering the first Gospel message he had ever heard. You can hear Kirk's testimony in his own words here'

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/about_kirk.shtml

"On Creationism): To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can."

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RE: God And The Bannana

Wed Mar 28, 2007 1:53 pm

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 14):
To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can."

Well there is some question as to the intelligence of those that were behind "New Coke"! Big grin
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