vaporlock
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A Joke To Make You Laugh!

Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:37 am

Over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with,
so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her
friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down
next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over,
so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have
got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home
with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck to her ass that said..... "From all of us at theFire Station.
We 'll never forget you."

Phyllis  bouncy 
 
yooyoo
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RE: A Joke To Make You Laugh!

Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:11 am

Women!!  sarcastic 



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vaporlock
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RE: A Joke To Make You Laugh!

Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:48 am

Well, did it make you laugh???

Phyllis  bouncy 

[Edited 2007-03-28 03:49:33]
 
vaporlock
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RE: A Joke To Make You Laugh!

Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:48 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 1):
Women!!

YooYoo, you guys wouldn't know what to do without us!!!  rotfl 

Phyllis  bouncy 
 
Cadet57
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RE: A Joke To Make You Laugh!

Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:49 am

Quoting Vaporlock (Thread starter):
"From all of us at theFire Station.
We 'll never forget you."

 rotfl 

Thats great!
Doors open, right hand side, next stop is Springfield.
 
yooyoo
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RE: A Joke To Make You Laugh!

Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:59 am

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 2):
Well, did it make you laugh???

 yes 

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 3):
YooYoo, you guys wouldn't know what to do without us!!!

This?

 banghead  ?
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YYZflyer
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RE: A Joke To Make You Laugh!

Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:10 pm

 rotf  lmao, that's great Phyllis!


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Femme
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RE: A Joke To Make You Laugh!

Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:53 pm

Quoting Vaporlock (Reply 2):
Well, did it make you laugh???

Yes brill !!!!

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